Seems like this went pretty normally, actually. A security truck followed you, but didn't do anything to in any way impede your actions. A couple FBI guys stopped by, said "hi", and didn't threaten you in any way.

It's good to see that sometimes the system works just fine.

A horse walks into a Google map. Why the long face?

And, @JeffV, no, no, and no. None of those are in any way applicable.

@15

There are quite a few male prostitutes in Thailand. And quite of few of them look like female prostitutes in all but the last few details.

Google "Kathoey" for the term somewhat unique to Thailand. Not all Kathoey are hookers, of course, but there are quite a few hookers who are Kathoey.