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Boombox from THE AWESOME FUTURE

September 16, 2008 11:38pm

grenade launchers?

Are Police Any Closer To Solving The Mystery Of The Floating Feet?

September 12, 2008 11:13pm

why so negative, gary61 & neener?
anything about the floating feet is awesome!
I totally love the Constable's Francis McDormand

LED Football for the iPhone

August 26, 2008 10:05pm

I was at the thrift store with my older sister a few weeks ago, and I found one of these - instant deja vu/flashback to hours spent engrossed in this tiny world populated by red led's as a pre-teen. I showed it to my sis, and was like "remember this?" she also did a deja vu double take. I love LED football.

How to watch videos while driving

August 20, 2008 3:45pm

#57,
That's why watching videos while driving is such good exercise for your eye muscles, resulting in better eyesight.
If you wear glasses or contacts, take them off while driving and watching videos. After a few months of doing so on a daily basis, your eyesight will have improved to the point where you no longer need the corrective aids.

Hot day fun for kids: paint the house with water

July 1, 2008 12:26pm

I'm so glad I don't have kids.

Born Dropped Out: The Hippie Kids Stories

June 24, 2008 6:35pm

yeah buddy66, they probaly ate some nasty-tasting shit... like tofu, veggies, & sprouts. I can't believe they were not allowed to eat awesome food like mcdonald's and coca cola and dairy queen !

Leaf growing from cucumber

June 17, 2008 12:41pm

...and?

Jury awards massive judgement against Taser International, shares slump

June 11, 2008 3:43pm

It doesn't give any information on how the "incident" (i.e.killing) came about, so how are you going to say that he "created" the situation? By being on drugs? That makes you deserving of lethal electrical force?
If that were so, we could clean up quite a few neighborhoods in my town. But then I guess there would be alot of dead bodies lying around.

Don't tase me, bro!

New club drug: Preparation H?

June 6, 2008 11:30am

Im parsing words here, but the headline is misleading.

Something you put on your skin for appearance does not qualify as a "club drug" in the common usage of the phrase. If that were the case, you could say hair mousse is the most popular club drug.

"Club drugs" refer to something that affects your mind like ecstasy, 'ludes, K. From Wiki...
"tend to have stimulating and/or psychedelic properties."

Mechanical gas-pumps choking on $4/gal gas

May 18, 2008 12:13pm

About two years ago I was driving in rural Utah and when I stopped for gas the owner/gas pumper looked to be in his 70's. Gas was getting close to $3 and he said that when it went over 2.99 he "would have to go out of business" because of the pump price display.

Mazda destroys 4,703 shiny new cars worth $100 million

April 30, 2008 7:01pm

They mention that the ship was carrying Isuzu's as well; I guess Isuzu was like "fuck it"

Getting baked before shooting AKs at the Taliban: a bad idea.

April 28, 2008 6:51pm

link
"According to research by British scientists a moderate amount of cannabis may actually improve driving performance. Subjects under cannabis scored superior than the sober subjects in most of the tasks including reaction time and number of collisions. The director of the laboratory where the studies were conducted said: "The results of our test clearly show that a small or moderate amount of cannabis is actually quite beneficial to someone's driving performance."
(Source: Evening News of 24 January 2004)

Mother Jones on TV's Solitary

March 14, 2008 3:44pm

Even if players join voluntarily, and are vetted for stability, I suspect there would be a few real (not reality-show real) psychotic breaks and/or regressions. I doubt we would see that footage though.
Would contestants go onto solo careers afterwards?

The data system that nailed Spitzer and prostitution ring

March 11, 2008 5:53pm

while it is hypocritical in context of some of his soundbites in the past, as all illegal behavior by people in positions of authority obviously is, it is still quite common for men to hire prostitutes - check out the back pages of any alternaweekly - and it seems weird that they would demand his resignation from this.

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