MC Rove is at it again.

Vote flick

correction

"Don’t stare at the flash, keep your mouth open so your eardrums don’t burst"

thats got to be a typo. You'd want to avoid breathing in the particles of radioactive dust.

I killed Nazis with my bare hands, I suffered through the depression as a kid...Now you think putting balloons on my fucking head's gonna make you feel good and all better on my way to death...Wanna trade places balloon man?

I read somewhere that if your hand reeks from preparing fish for dinner, grab onto a stainless steel pipe or put your hands on a stainless steel sink to neutralize the smell. hmmm...

Chris Rock was right.

I have 2 sushi questions.
What do the want you to do with the shrimp tail? Do you rip it off or do they expect you to eat the damn thing?

Just how do you eat Ikura in public? Do you just woof the whole thing down? Lotsa times I get Ikura that's huge and if you take a small bite the dry seaweed or the salmon eggs makes a mess.

Great. Now all they need is a lid.

I still see a bic pen and remember as 4th grader how I would imagine it was a one-man submarine with that cockpit-like pen cap