Happy Mutant Profile
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Publisher of Famous Monsters of Filmland
May 5, 2008 11:51am
Grilled Cheese Invitational (to do in L.A., April 19)
April 17, 2008 7:35am
To hell with the cheese. That child frightens me...
coop
Air Canada: for $35, we'll let you talk to customer-service reps who can actually help you with a cancelled flight
April 4, 2008 6:20am
If I have to watch "Maria" and her school friend reunite in the friends new vinyard in Italy I'll scream.
Oh, you get to see it twice as many times, cause the voiceover is is both French and English, so they can spank you with schmaltz in both official languages.
coop
Nike+ SportBand Training Bracelet
April 3, 2008 8:15am
Yeah, whatever happed to running for fitnes, rather than data collection?
coop
Ricochet Wireless Network Finally Kaput
April 3, 2008 7:51am
And Lufthansa had this for a while, and I loved it.
But please, allow me to kill with my bare hands the first loudmouth git who makes a call on his mobile from the airplane seat next to me on a transatlantic flight.
I'd do it as a public service.
coop
British Airways loses 15-20,000 bags since Thursday at supremely b0rked Heathrow Terminal 5
March 29, 2008 11:50am
Send in Gordon Ramsay!
Japanese ads downplay URLs, encourage searches
March 25, 2008 11:52am
Sounds like it's time for the CueCat!
Victorian "poverty maps" of London
February 22, 2008 11:06am
Looks interesting.
The place I'm staying at next week is on a street noted either as Purple (Mixed. Some comfortable others poor) or Pink (Fairly comfortable. Good ordinary earnings).
Hard to tell with the fading of the colours...
;-)
Kansas high school official: woman "cannot be put in a position of authority over boys"
February 14, 2008 11:06am
The Taliban would be so pleased.
Elephant artists
January 30, 2008 12:35pm
Next to one of Helen Frankenthaler's pieces, eh?
I'm so bad, so I have to ask - how did you tell them apart, and which did you like best?
;-)
coop
New York's "automotive Bermuda Triangle"
January 28, 2008 12:12pm
Serves them right for driving in Manhattan!
coop
Books that make you dumb: chart
January 25, 2008 12:54pm
Interesting -
"The Holy Bible" clocks in at just north of 900 - this is the KJV
"The Bible" clocks in just south of 1050 - this is the NIV
The reasons for the distinctions between the two can be found (as well as explanations re 'make' etc.) on his website.
Also, keep in mind that the first thing on his FAQ page is the answer to why he did this... "I aspire to be the #1 hit on Google for the query ' virgil '. I am currently #5 or #3, depending on how you count it. I seek Google linkage-love to ascend to #1."
So don't don't get too bent out of shape re his methodology...
Infomercial for foot pads to leach toxic compounds from body
January 23, 2008 12:23pm
You probably need to be wearing a "Q ray" bracelet at the same time for the effects to be fully experienced.
http://www.qray.ca/Default.aspx
"The Q-Ray Bracelet is designed to optimize your own bio-energy to promote better performance and an overall sense of health and well-being."
uh huh.
coop
Florida school board approves McDonald's report-cards and school-bus audio ads
January 19, 2008 2:01pm
YAR42 - yes, it should be 'fewer', not 'less'.
Very, very sad.
coop
Steel hulking paleo-riot-shield
January 16, 2008 6:55am
#3 JOEPOSTS,
The two references are for different versions of the design. The one with the "fire through portholes" is the wheeled one, not the one pictured in the BB excerpt.
Not that I'd want to be in either of them if guns were being discharged within them. Not just the noise, but could you imagine accidentally pulling the muzzle back inside the 'shield' just before firing?
Shudder.
I suppose the first one just allows you to scare or fall on the rioters... or maybe blind them with the intense spotlight on the top.
coop
Beautiful illustrated field guide of Sierra Nevada
January 14, 2008 12:45pm
Lady Bugs, Lady Birds, Lady Beetles, all the same, just regional language usage.
coop
Heads up car nav system uses virtual cable to guide drivers
January 11, 2008 1:09pm
And honestly, if you keep glancing up at the line, away from the road, you will smash into some little kid as he runs into the road to get a ball or something.
I have a GPS in the car, and find it invaluable while on business trips in unfamiliar cities, but as noted before, it's just a tool, and too many people just don't seem to get it.
Common sense and the car/gps thing does not work - witness the guy who drove his (rental) car into the path of a train in New York early this year.
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/080103/K01039AU.html
coop
Adobe Creative Suite fails "catastrophically" thanks to DRM
January 4, 2008 10:16am
So, how does one "restart a cranky DRM engine" using MSCONFIG?
coop
Belkin RockStar Headphone Hub
January 3, 2008 4:48pm
Face it, anyone buying this will be hunted down and sued by the morons at the RIAA.
Sharing music?! Off to Gitmo for you!
UK mall bans grandparents for trying to photo their grandkids
January 3, 2008 11:30am
RugerRedhawk, The issue is that the security guard feels it's OK to act in this manner, and obviously felt that he would be backed up by management (security company and/or the mall).
Note that the couple has not been 'barred for life' (anymore, now that they complained), but the mall manager still insists that taking photos is a security risk.
Fracking Rubbish.
And as Corey noted, these quasi-public areas take a lot from the areas in which they are situated - and they give very little back.
Mitsubishi's elevator-testing tower
January 3, 2008 10:40am
The elevators that go sideways are sulking in the basement.
coop
Virgin Mary on living room wall
January 3, 2008 10:02am
1. Flog through various media.
2. Remove from wall.
3. Sell to pious fool on eBay.
4. Retire.
National Geographic on giant human hoax
December 20, 2007 8:59pm
No... It can't be from the Mahabharata, and it can't be a hoax. The Bible says that there were giants...
"Genesis 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days..."
And as the bumper sticker says "The Bible says it, I beileve it, and that settles it!"
Can I take my tounge out of my cheek now? It hurts.
coop
Canada's DMCA: CBC radio's Search Engine on the demonstrations and awesome Parliamentary bun-fight that followed
December 14, 2007 11:11am
I'm so looking forward to listening to the podcast of this tonight...
Canada's DMCA won't get any consumer rights added to it for a decade
December 7, 2007 6:36am
That's not the way it works.
I think most Canadians are pretty sick and tired of their politicians, and would just like them to go away.
No one wants another election, and the current slef styles "New Government" is in a minority position, but realises that no one wants another election, so they are pushing crap legislation through as though they were the majority.
In Canada, a government can declare any vote in Parlement a 'confidence vote'. If a goverment loses a vote of confidence, it typically calls an election. The idea being that if the government does not have the 'confidence of the members of the House of Commons' then they are not in a position to govern the country.
But because they declare just about every little thing they do as a 'motion of confidence' the opposition parties run and hide.
No one wants to be seen as responsible for forcing another election.
A consumer rights bill would assume that any one of the opposition parties had a spine - and so far, all evidence is to the contrary.
And so we stumble on, following the Bushies into 2002...
coop
Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files
December 6, 2007 2:32pm
I think the key thing here is that if you went to your local ComputerMart and picked it up off the shelf, there's no way you're gonna know that this restriction exists.
Quoted from the side of the box (2TB version);
"A simple and secure way to share data, pictures, music at home, in the office, and anywhere in the world - even when your computer is off".
There is no indication that you have to sign up for some sort of subscription service (you do) or that there are any rectrictions on the product (there are).
That's why this sucks.
coop
Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files
December 6, 2007 11:34am
According to the WD site one of the benefits of the drive is that you can:
"Listen to the music on your My Book World Edition drive while you’re on vacation."
and it can hold:
Up to 571,000 digital photos
Up to 500,000 songs (MP3)
Up to 50,000 songs (uncompressed CD quality)
Up to 100 hours of Digital Video (DV)
Up to 800 hours of DVD quality video
Up to 200 hours of HD video
See for yourself at http://www.wdc.com/en/products/products.asp?DriveID=340
Western Digital network drives crippled -- no serving any multimedia files
December 6, 2007 11:25am
Do you have to load the "WD Anywhere Access" to connect the drive to a network?
cop
MAME oscilloscope plays Star Wars arcade game
December 6, 2007 10:42am
The X, Y and Blanking inputs are often on the back of the scope. Don't know why, but that's where they are on my Telequipment scopes...
coop
Photo-sharing for pictures taken where you are not allowed to take them
December 4, 2007 7:33pm
re the Empire State Building thing...
It's a good thing that there are no photos of the Emipre State Building in any photo, art, architecture, planning, tourist books or websites isn't it?
Stupid gits.
Starbucks sweepstakes requires Canadians to answer math question.
December 4, 2007 1:42pm
That's pretty much right.
If we have to answer a "skill testing question" it becomes a test of skill, rather than a form of gambling.
Only the government or a government sanctioned agency (Casino, etc.) can run gambling dens...
Starbucks, your local Lions or Kiwanas club, church, Kellogs, etc., must officially disguise all lotteries etc with a skill testing question.
Weird, eh?
coop
Workshop on designing cute interactive media
December 3, 2007 5:14pm
A couple of points...
This could work, but what is cute for one person would be gag inducing cloying to another. It goes beyond cultural differences to personal differences. That's what I see as being readly hard to quantify.
Also, yes it is intuitive, but you'd be surprised how counter intuitive some engineering types can be. Le me quote from Cory's 'Eastern Standard Tribe' where his character, Art is describing what a UI designer does...
"It's all about being an advocate for the user. I observe what users do and how they do it, figure out what they're trying to do, and then boss the engineers around, getting them to remove the barriers they've erected because engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff".
Spot on.
Canadian DMCA: how it might have happened
November 29, 2007 2:10pm
Hummf.
That was brlliant. It would be funnier if it didn't seem almost likely.
The give away line was "he told reporters"...
The PM doesn't talk to reporters. ;-)
coop
How to stop restaurant tip fraud
November 15, 2007 9:54am
Congrats to the restaurant for comping the meal.
It's nice to see management stepping up and doing the right thing.
Hope you were able to go back and support them some other time.
coop
Condo ass. claims copyright on Chicago's Marina City Towers
November 9, 2007 12:17pm
Yep, 'the bean' (officially known as Cloud Gate) is there, but the last time I was there (May 2007) the guards were not shooing people away.
Instead they were buffing it up after people pressed their noses to it.
Kept it nice and shiny for the photographers. It seemed very civilised to me.
coop
BB's "Favorite this!" feature now working again
November 8, 2007 3:14pm
I assumed that it was broken cause the Gods of Grammar noticed that "Favorite" isn't a verb...
Caterpillar tractor ferry of 1935
January 23, 2008 3:41am
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