What a bunch of horseshit. Any time anyone ends a train of sentences (I hesitate to call it "thought") with "and I call that God", they're just showing their stupidity.

What difference does it make if you call it "God" or not. What has been added to the universe by doing that? Nothing.

Therefore, God=Nothing, and therefore he contradicts himself.

Also, anyone who says, "The laws of physics are so beautiful and simlple that..." also betrays his ignorance. The reason the laws are simple is because we MADE them that way. Occam's razor. We *threw away* the explanations that weren't simple. The simplicity of scientific laws is a result of human activity, not God.

Calling these people "actors" is a bit of a stretch.

Calling these people "actors" is a bit of a stretch.

Looks like John Waters has finally jumped the shark. Kind of sad, really...

It's not Richard Nixon and "Richard Albert," it's Nixon and Merv Griffin.

The other recording is of Richard Al*P*ert, probably better known to the marginally-educated as Baba Ram Dass.

'when exactly did "woman" become an adjective?'

It's not an adjective, it's an appositive. Didn't you pay attention to your woman high school English teacher?

This is dumb, obvious, and boring. Much like the old TV show *Fractured Flickers*, which was dumb, obvious, and boring.

Don't people have any standards any more? Don't you guys ever distinguish between something that is actually funny and something that just bears a superficial similarity to things that are funny? Someone should have had the courage to think of this idea, execute it, and then realize it was dumb and not publish it.

*Mystery Science Theater 3000* was funny. This just isn't. Where's the creativity? Oh -- sorry I asked, is it considered rude to ask the obvious?