Hmmm, a crankshaft...which imparts an up and down motion to the saddle. I think the seat was optional on this model.

Reminds me of what my dad used to say about the prisons in the Philipines. They'll throw a can across the road and tell a prisoner to go get it. Then they'll shoot them in the back and say they were trying to escape. I think he was joking but point is be happy that your living in the USA.

Evil Dead?

Great. I live in NM and I feel so honored that now we can be known for our white roaches instead of aliens...

Acoustic gun my ass. They were playing Britny Spears new song. Now that is cruel and unusual punishment.

You guys have it all wrong - you don't lick the toad, you shove it in your anus...duh.

Hello, this is a secret school for ninjas. How did they get this picture?

How about you get the people at Apple to do the marketing for it. I'm sure they'll turn it into an instant hit. Just give away an I phone with every implant.

I myself am waiting until they offer it as an anal implant.