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Science of Star Wars
August 27, 2008 6:27am
Science of Star Wars
August 26, 2008 12:47pm
So I hate to open this can of worms but how does a light saber work. I assumed it was powered in part by the Force.
Judge orders teens to apologize on YouTube for "fire in the hole" prank
June 12, 2008 6:36am
That's priceless, Bruce.
So, I notice the public comments and ratings are disabled for the YouTube video, which I think misses the point of this as a social media punishment. For the punishment to be fitting, this should be the internet equivalent of putting people in the stocks in the village square. We should all be able to make nasty comments about them.
Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil
May 12, 2008 6:08am
JG Ballard had stories about people being conditioned to not sleep also. In Ballard's stories, everything works fine... for a while.
Jack Chick, animated: "Somebody Goofed," by Syd and Rodney
May 1, 2008 6:13am
I loved it. What an amazing work on so many levels. Great animation, great collage, a pleasure to watch, and the narrative - presenting it naturally without undermining it - I don't know what to say; I'm a churchgoer who has always found Chick tracts offensive but amusing and I found this uplifting.
Untitled 1
April 25, 2008 5:58am
This seems like a good time to tell you GREETIINGS BELOVED I am John Mumbaw, barrister, of the Republic of Freedonia. Forgive me for sweetest contact inall manner possible but I have a business transaction for to offer...
Ultimate Machine: flip a switch and a hand emerges and flips it back
April 24, 2008 6:25am
I love it.
Ghost luxury hotels, half-built and rotting in the desert
April 24, 2008 6:25am
Interesting, Dennison!
Reminds me of several JG Ballard short stories.
Smokémon? Guy attempts to quit smoking by playing Pokémon.
April 18, 2008 6:28am
Man, you guys did the same thing as me. When I quit was when I got into martial arts. But I also indulged myself in video games. This was more than ten years ago and I used to hit the arcade (tha arcade!) and shoot pool every time I had a craving. So, yeah, same thing.
With quitting, you can get the nicotine out of your system in like 5 days but changing yourself psychologically is the hard part. For me, that meant going vegetarian, hitting the gym and taking up martial arts. I started drinking more, too, but that could be at least in part because my taste buds returned and I started liking wine and scotch a lot more.
Gallery of "young me / now me" photos
April 18, 2008 6:10am
The one of the dad holding the baby, and then the grown up baby now looking exactly like his dad holding the next generation - that's awesome. So many good ones. Thanks for publishing my submission, Boing Boing!
True Comic Story #1: "How The Hulk Almost Got Me Laid"
April 17, 2008 7:08am
What an awesome story. I LOVE that stationary.
Did you read the comments at Jeremy's post? Because something similar happened to several people responding - including ME! I guess Marvel's policy of publishing addresses lead to a lot of pen pal link-ups back then, not all of them, uh, with very happy endings!
I have a little crush on Wendy Wilson now, though.
Mark Dery on "evangelical" atheism
April 15, 2008 8:36am
Gosh, a lot of really thoughtful comments here. I really agree with Semiotix' take on it. It's a pretty good rant, bt cms ff s cndscndng nd nhlpfl s tht whch h crtczs. I'm interested in his thesis, though, of evangelical Christianity as cultural expression. The struggle for identity in these black-and-white culture wars has lead for Christians themselves to distance themselves from evangelicalism at the same time they they are vaguely evangelical. Witness the emerging church movement.
christianitytoday.com/ct/2007/february/11.35.html
Rule of Thumb website
April 14, 2008 6:45am
If you've been reading Here Comes Everybody, as I have, you might think, "Ah! A new organization has formed rapidly and with little or no transaction costs. But, a certain amount of failure will be inherent in the project due to the publish-then-filter practice!"
Every issue of Elfquest free -- oldest independent comic goes online
March 20, 2008 6:30am
Oh, wow. I have all the issues in the first four trade paperbacks but haven't yet read beyond that. Amazing move by an amazing comics team.
And, um, I had a HUGE crush on Winnowill. So scared... yet so turned on...
Chinese dissident's "Rear Window" video of the cops keeping him under house arrest
February 1, 2008 6:59am
NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MOVE ALONG! All criticism of of valuable trading partner, China, should be ignored. Enjoy the Olympics, folks!
Kids learn to flatter around 4
January 29, 2008 6:01am
I was thinking that, too, Jim. I find this a bit dubious:
...However, the fact that the older children flattered strangers as well as familiar people suggests “they are thinking ahead, they are making these little social investments for future benefits.”
...Maybe the children are just imitating how their parents and other role models behave? Usually, these people constantly praise the children, and children simply imitate that because that's how one behaves.
Tipping-point skeptic says that super-Influencers are overrated
January 29, 2008 5:58am
@Gareth - True, but the article takes some heavy hitters in marketing head on. I work in that field, myself, and I find Watts' ideas as expressed here very compelling. In fact, they echo what I've been thinking about marketing for some time. My POV has always been that if you have a product or something you're trying to sell, an idea, a service, whatever, you should get it into the hands of as many people as possible and let it speak for itself. You never know who the real "influencer" is going to be, so the more the merrier, which is I think Watts' critical point.
Waiters use nodding trick to boost restaurant tabs
January 28, 2008 11:12am
I was taught the nod as a waiter and I never used it because it just seemed like a gimmicky waste of time. The idea was you nod when you upsell. As in, "We also have a special today on..." nod when you say it. Meh! I just wanted to get people their damn food and make them comfortable.
Orwell's ill-tempered rant on bookselling
January 25, 2008 6:03am
I have become a big, big fan of Orwell's essays, after admiring his fiction for years. He's really clear and interesting (although his political writing usually has me reaching for wikipedia or the like).
Rotting textbook warehouse in Detroit
January 22, 2008 7:14am
So neat to see this on Boing Boing. Great pictures. I'm from this area, too, and have been in some of these buildings.
I have this kinda whacky idea that Detroit should cordone off sections of industrial ruins like these, preserve them, and sell the use of the them as sets to Hollywood, perhaps offers some major tax incentives to do film work here. I'm sure that would never happen, though, as it doesn't put the best face on a city that has a number of political problems. Detroit wants to be thought of as "the vibrant Super Bowl city" or "the casino city," not "the urbex city!"
JG Ballard's autobiography excerpt and sad news of cancer
January 22, 2008 6:39am
Very sad to hear this! You'll be happy to know that I just started reading Ballard. I've started with 1978's "The Best Short Stories Of."
Ska-toon on Yo Gabba Gabba!
January 22, 2008 6:35am
This is great. I love how, since having kids, the songs and skits from their shows have worked their way into our lives and in-jokes.
@ Thordora - in SE Michigan we get CBC and my sons LOVE the morning programs. But some of them have related toys, DVDs and such that are only available in Canada. Specifically, my son loves a program called "Lunar Jim" (which I also adore, except that it gets a number of things wrong about life on the moon, like vegetation and such - come on, it's never too early to take our sci fi seriously!). But my point is Lunar Jim toys and such are only available in Canada. So when we have relatives go over there they stop into the stores for us and we hide them til birthdays/Christmas.
Tom Cruise's Scientology video -- and Gawker's legal battle to host it
January 17, 2008 6:08am
Kyle, that's a very good point. I can't think of a single other religion in which you have to pay to read the texts or participate in the practice.
Some of you have also made good points about fair use, too (a topic I don't have a very deep understanding of). I'm all for Scientology going more public with its content - the more the merrier, in my opinion.
Steel hulking paleo-riot-shield
January 16, 2008 6:00am
I'm from outside of Detroit, too!
So, I'm confused. How are you supposed to crack the heads of striking teamsters and hippies in this thing?
Working wooden digger toy
January 4, 2008 6:33am
They are all over the playgrounds in my area (the metal ones) and we play with them all the time.
Pope snowglobes of Vatican City
January 2, 2008 6:43am
As a raised-Catholic-practicing-Protestant/non-denominationalist, I have always, and always will, have a place in my heart for Catholic kitsch. Plastic dashboard saints, murals, creepy babies, creches, you name it, I love it. I am drawn to gift shops like these like a... well, what would be the comparison?
I like Elvis paraphanelia, too, though not with the same nostalgic religious fervor... my love of Bruce Lee-related junk approaches the spiritual, however.
Girl gets revolutionary note in package instead of iPod
January 1, 2008 1:31pm
This is all kinds of awesome, as are the thoughtful comments on this thread.
I, too, wish they had correctly spelled "resurrect."
SF writers' quirky reading choices
January 1, 2008 1:20pm
Gold! Thank you. I've read some of Ritchie's work on Japanese film, so I'd really like to read this peculiar work. But I'll enjoy digging through the other lists, too. These kinds of recommendations are invaluable to me, as a reader.
Japan's chief cabinet secretary says alien spacecraft are real
December 20, 2007 6:04am
Japan is the only nation on earth willing to take the Zentradi question seriously.
They have mechs. When the poop goes down, they will be the ones to protect us.
Auction: "I will send maddening postcards from Poland to the person of your choosing"
December 20, 2007 6:02am
This reminds me of the time I sent a card from San Fran to my dad that said simply, "Come away from there, Jake. It's just Chinatown." Unsigned. So he starts calling a buddy of his, blurting quotes from the movie, and hanging up. Buddy is freaking out but finally connects that it's my dad pranking him and straightens my dad out that it was not him who sent the card. So my dad thinks, Hunh, if it's not my buddy who sent this? Wait, the handwriting...
Prank calls his brother, my uncle! Hahaha! Finally connects it to me. Well-played!
We are Polish, too, so I would love to pull this on my pops...
Storefront churches of Brooklyn
December 20, 2007 5:57am
So cool. We had a place in Ypsilanti, MI that, if I am remembering right, is a storefront church AND gospel record store AND hair salon. That's just how some folks do church.
Video: Mister Rogers Plays Donkey Kong
December 13, 2007 6:22am
I've no attribution on this, so delete it if you can't find a source:
Mr. Rogers Neighborhood was the original inspiration for Donkey Kong. Mario and Kong were based on puppets Rogers made but ultimately rejected for his show. While screwing around between takes Rogers created a story of a Czech janitor trying to scale a series of ladders to....
Nah, you guys are better at this than me!
Video: Mister Rogers Plays Donkey Kong
December 12, 2007 9:28am
This pleases me on so many levels. I may have to watch that Goodbye clip for a good cry.
One of my favorite internet myths was that Fred Rogers always wore long sleeves to hide his tats, that he was this stone-cold ex Navy SEAL killer. I wanted that to be true.
Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland
December 12, 2007 6:47am
Spielberg's been off his game for years, IMO. Always ends his movies with these tacked on, forced happy endings. Just my opinion.
This Tideland looks great!
Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland
December 11, 2007 11:04am
Terry Gilliam would be awesome, yes!
Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland
December 11, 2007 6:30am
Good point, Nelson. I was a big fan of the Disney version as a kid.
Disembodied hands to keep infant feeling secure
December 11, 2007 6:23am
Those of you who are suggesting that some babies, in fact, need a touch to feel comfortable have really NAILED it. As a parent, I find this both creepy and intriguing. But the puns are out of HAND.
Tim Burton to direct Alice in Wonderland
December 11, 2007 6:08am
I, too, love Alice but have the same misgivings of a film version as those expressed here.
By the way, anyone interested in the new trend in Lewis Carroll scholarship? Shoot, where was that web site...
Here we go.
Basically, most scholars of Carroll's personal life have assumed he was a repressed pedophile who never acted on his impulses. But a small body of scholars believes this is a myth that has self-perpetuated and that Carroll was, in fact, quite normal sexually, and that his odd (to us) behaviors can be lumped under the banner of the Victorian cult of the child. Doesn't help that Carroll's extensive journaling and correspondence is missing a year's worth of documentation that was destroyed for reasons unknown after his death.
Note to PR people
December 10, 2007 6:29am
Gabriel, that's Bing-Bong, isn't it? (It took me a minute to figure out that "K'Shawndra" was being funny, then I giggled out loud!)
Documentarian of "Deadliest Man Alive" defending himself from the "Black Dragon Fighting Society"
December 4, 2007 6:37am
I'm fascinated by him, too by his unsung role in the culture (and I'm glad this film is addressing that!). It sounds like he just went off the deep end, mentally (and in the martial arts community, he wouldn't be alone!). Can't wait to see this movie, I've been following its story online.
New psi-fi paintings by Chris Reccardi
November 15, 2007 7:08am
Boy, art is getting so weird these days, and I love it. So much of the art Boing Boing seems to like is... well, what would you call it? Pop art?
I have some close friends that are artists and they probably hate this stuff for not being highbrow enough, but I love it.
Magic and Showmanship: Classic book about conjuring has many lessons for writers
November 14, 2007 6:05am
What a trip! I was just thinking this morning about how well James M. Cain describes some of the things referenced in this post. In particular, I was reading Cain's "Love's Lovely Counterfeit" on my bus ride in. The main character is "a chiseler," a criminal who's not all the way bad but, obviously, not all the way straight. In this short novel, Cain allows other characters to sketch in this aspect of the chiseler, and the character further reveals his chiseler-ness through his actions. James M. Cain, I think, was a master when it came to accomplishing this depth of characterization with just the right touch.
I'd love to get my hands on this Nelms book. Wonder how well I'd do at some of the used book stores in my area...
TV commercials for 1970s Planet of the Apes dolls
November 8, 2007 7:14am
Criminy, I REMEMBER these!
Haunted Mansion/Bela Lugosi's Dead mashup: Haunted Bela
October 25, 2007 6:18am
This mashup makes me so happy. Not only did I visit the Haunted Mansion as a child, I had the record with this narration on it, and used to scare myself and my kid brother with it all the time by listening to it in the dark. Of course, I also dug Bauhaus as a teenager. Throwing these two together is bringing up all kinds of thrilling emotional associations!
The reality of depending on "1000 True Fans"
April 22, 2008 3:12pm
Urawaza: Secret Everyday Tips and Tricks from Japan -- Make Magazine meets Hints From Heloise by way of postwar Japan
April 21, 2008 7:11am
Shakespeare's Pulp Fiction
April 19, 2008 4:39am
True Comic Story #1: "How The Hulk Almost Got Me Laid"
April 16, 2008 4:32pm
Video of burglars breaking into home
April 16, 2008 10:52am
'Net bullies target Chinese student participants in pro-Tibet protests
April 16, 2008 7:38am
Good Comment: Mott, on child abduction and trafficking in Guatemala
March 27, 2008 5:50pm
MIT students roll giant D20 to honor Gygax
March 26, 2008 5:41am
Man builds giant chicken manure catapult to battle vandals
March 19, 2008 2:06pm
Official fan-run Kids in the Hall reunion tour MySpace
March 19, 2008 12:50pm
Anti-racism girl: high school-produced superhero PSA
February 11, 2008 8:13pm
Vintage paperback cover galleries on Flickr
February 7, 2008 12:42pm
Steampunk Justice League of America modded action figures
January 9, 2008 9:49pm
Dungeons & Dragons/Discordian birthday cake
January 28, 2008 8:50am
Sleeveface pool on Flickr
January 24, 2008 10:06am
FBI whistleblower tells librarians about discriminatory practices and bad procedure at the Bureau
January 24, 2008 7:47am
Rare "Marvel Comics (#1)" October '39 Issue Up for Sale
January 23, 2008 10:06am
Torture Couture
January 22, 2008 12:51pm
Boing Boing turns eight!
January 21, 2008 11:34pm
Little people concealed in hockey bags fleece Swedish bus passengers
January 21, 2008 12:06pm
Coffee and cigarettes, sold together at last (in Japan)
January 21, 2008 11:47am
Ska-toon on Yo Gabba Gabba!
January 21, 2008 11:24am
China: "citizen journalist" beaten to death
January 16, 2008 5:05pm
Letters from Working Girls / Letters from Johns
January 15, 2008 8:25pm
Dalek-based security on the Toronto subway
January 15, 2008 2:32pm
Movie mogul's answer to downloading: PSAs by Shia LaBeouf
January 14, 2008 2:00pm
RIP: "Vampira," Maila Nurmi.
January 12, 2008 8:58pm
Another five-year-old on the no-fly list: meet Sam Adams
January 10, 2008 10:43pm
From Nazi collaborator to Fortune 500 - companies that got rich on the Reich
January 7, 2008 10:32pm
Today on Boing Boing Gadgets
January 3, 2008 5:48pm
Beer-can table of 1936
January 2, 2008 11:55pm
Fight menus-under-doors with DANGER stickers
January 2, 2008 11:30pm
Wavy cabinet
January 2, 2008 6:21pm
Wikiffiti -- stickers that read [citation needed]
January 2, 2008 11:12am
Wiki-inspired "transparent" search-engine
January 1, 2008 10:09pm
Former Dateliner turned Media Lab geek explains why news sucks
January 1, 2008 3:14am
UK declares War on Terror over
December 31, 2007 10:06am
Girl gets revolutionary note in package instead of iPod
December 31, 2007 8:51am
Debunking medical myths
December 21, 2007 7:28am
Blog future vs NYT future: none of the above!
December 21, 2007 1:01am
Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.
December 20, 2007 9:47am
Storefront churches of Brooklyn
December 19, 2007 10:42pm
UK party leader hires Brian Eno as youth adviser
December 19, 2007 10:54am
Chicago police ask you to report people using maps or taking notes in public
December 19, 2007 10:39am
David Byrne's guide to being a musician in the 21st century
December 18, 2007 10:38pm
David Byrne and Radiohead's Thom Yorke talk music biz
December 18, 2007 10:29pm
CommitteeCaller: phone an entire Congressional committee with one click
December 17, 2007 10:10am
Blender-shaped baby-bath
December 16, 2007 10:23pm
Sending email via typewriter, sort of
December 17, 2007 9:54am
First-person account of CIA torture survivor
December 14, 2007 10:30pm
Cutaways of Fantastic Four's Baxter Building
December 14, 2007 10:24am
Teacher mistakes Guns N Roses PA karaoke for death-threat, calls in the heat
December 13, 2007 9:47pm
Best Buy threatens blogger over someone else's parody
December 11, 2007 1:34pm
Video: Mister Rogers Plays Donkey Kong
December 11, 2007 10:03am
Interview with the Daily Grail's Greg Taylor
December 10, 2007 3:58pm
Thomas Allen's pulp illustration pop-ups
December 10, 2007 12:49pm
Acorn-Shaped Wooden MP3 Player
December 10, 2007 6:28am
First/Worst: Online Nickname?
December 9, 2007 8:37am
Boing Boing t-shirts by COOP!
December 8, 2007 1:55pm
Note to PR people
December 6, 2007 9:51am
Spider Jerusalem cosplayer
December 5, 2007 10:37pm
CES's stupid anti-photo policy: Boing Boing Gadgets
December 5, 2007 9:14am
Steampunk wedding
December 3, 2007 10:36pm
Documentarian of "Deadliest Man Alive" defending himself from the "Black Dragon Fighting Society"
December 3, 2007 10:34am
Egyptian anti-torture blogger says YouTube shut his account.
November 29, 2007 4:43pm
New psi-fi paintings by Chris Reccardi
November 14, 2007 4:46pm
Japanese military: "Towards the realization of Gundam"
November 14, 2007 1:22pm
Gitmo operating manual leak
November 13, 2007 10:07pm
Subways signs changed to forbid cast members of Full House
November 13, 2007 5:10pm
Magic and Showmanship: Classic book about conjuring has many lessons for writers
November 13, 2007 7:00am
39 never reprinted Kirby monster comics
November 12, 2007 9:49am
US intelligence honcho channels Orwell, redefines privacy
November 11, 2007 9:27pm
What came before the Big Bang? Science radio show from Canada
November 11, 2007 12:08am
Toilet sign in Korea warns to be on the lookout for sickos
November 9, 2007 2:57pm
Raid uncovers 10 Commandments of the Mafia
November 9, 2007 2:05pm
Influence of Winsor McCay on cinema
November 9, 2007 10:02am
Brief History of the Salem Witch Trials
November 9, 2007 8:54am
Paintings inspired by spam subject-lines
November 8, 2007 11:44pm
Frankenstein light switch
November 8, 2007 1:31pm
911 call for beer
November 8, 2007 10:26am
Natalia Fabia's Hooker Safari show
November 8, 2007 8:04am
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