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Ark of the Covenant in Ethiopia?

November 26, 2007 11:32am

Well, I've got news for Aksum: you may have the Ark and all that, but the Holy Sepulcher of the Tooth Fairy and Santa's Secret Who's-Naughty-or-Nice Decoder Ring are mine, Mine, ALLL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!! And, when I finally recover the Purple Easter Bunny's Foot, I will kick the footstool of g*d into splinters--to be sold at a pretty penny on e-bay.

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