I predict a huge upsurge in 4-word AP quotes.

"Wholesale prices bolted ahead..."

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and I have a sack of bungs and a mallet

...while I have a set of bangs and a mullet

And on the flipside, there's water intoxication from too much of that ol' dihydrogenated oxygen.

Creepy: having Big Brother ("vanhin veljeni" in the Mothertongue... sort of) tracking your roadside, er... alone time.

Creepier: Having your bathroom door unlock itself every time some Finnish Ashton Kutcher-type drives past and texts your door to open.

It was Pterri from Peewee's Playhouse!

"I'm ever amused by the flavor of totally loony comment that steampunk items brings out..."

Cory, you spelled "homicidally enraged" wrong.

PS. Did someone say something about some free ice cream??

Due to my dyslexia, I now have pen marks all over the blemishes on my face.

Thanks for nothing, Boing Boing!

It would appear that Cpt. Tim is in need of a serious vowel movement.

@ Calton and Robert, who made the argument that this kind of story doesn't exactly fall into the category of "wonderful things".

To be fair though, this story was posted a mere two minutes after Chair made from toy plush pandas, which is, you have to admit, pretty durn wonderful.

One passenger drank all of his holy water rather than discard it

Well then, as long as he kept the empty bottles, problem solved! I mean if it's holy going in, it's gonna be holy coming back out, right?