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calanan

Website: http://www.calanan.com/

Bio: Calanan: The squashed in French man...the hairy boy with the hand feet.

Melt a beer bottle in a microwave

February 13, 2008 12:13pm

A splendid beer selection.

The Other Monstrous "Clover," a $20k Coffee Brewing Vacuum Siphon

January 23, 2008 1:23pm

Either I am or Joel is confused - that steampunk monster above looks nothing like this Clover.

Running Mosaic 0.9b on the modern Web

January 3, 2008 1:18pm

Folks can run this - and several other older-gen browsers - live at the [Deja Vu Browser Emulator].

- mike

Morning Tech Deals Highlights

November 27, 2007 2:36pm

Seems the keychain cam Google Checkout deal is done:

I see this when I try:

"We're sorry, one or more of the items in your cart do not allow the use of Google Checkout..."

- mike

FBI hunted terrorists by checking falafel sales in San Francisco

November 7, 2007 10:30am

#13 posted by Cupcake Faerie, November 7, 2007 5:30 AM

Falafels are an insidious terrorist device that can, when consumed with appropriate malice and anti-western zeal, produces an evil and noxious poisonous gas. Just ask my wife.

That, sir, is pure threadwin!

Flyer for an awesome dog

October 24, 2007 6:56pm

Flyer for an awesome dog

October 24, 2007 3:45pm

I wonder if this husky named Xerxes is one and the same?

Cheapo SpongeBob Camera

October 22, 2007 10:04am

Reminds me of the Chicco Smile Camera I found at a discount department store, which has a smiley face graphic covering its lens:

[image]

"The lens of this real 35mm camera lights up and smiles at you when it takes your picture. The camera is easy to use, and also has a shoulder strap and real flash. Film and batteries included."

The film they included was el cheapo, it was so brittle that the sprocket holes tore as I tried to advance the frames but it did leave me with some semi-interesting double exposures.

Stiletto TiBone Solid Titanium Hammer

October 10, 2007 9:55am

My brothers-in-law own a construction company and swear by titanium hammers...they frame houses and when you swing a hammer as much as they do the extra missing ounces make a huge difference.

Lighter hammers aside, those guys could still rip my hand off in an arm wrestling contest.

LOLBible

October 7, 2007 8:27pm

Ahh that's some good Bible fun but nothing beats Bible fun like The Brick Testament (the Bible in Lego form)!

- mike

Guy uploads pix of self from stolen iMac

September 26, 2007 7:27am

The guy turned himself in:

Stolen iMac turned in [Vancouver Sun]

Guy uploads pix of self from stolen iMac

September 24, 2007 1:30pm

Is that Dan Lauria from the Wonder Years? :)

Jobs and Gates: battle of the nerd god hunks sitting on their desks

August 30, 2007 2:07pm

Ahh, I knew I had viewed that images of Gates as an optical illusion and I just rediscovered it. It's an animated GIF and even if it could be included inline I just would not have the heart to do so.

For the curious here's a link to a copy of it as found in my Flickr photostream:

Trippy 3-D Gates

(SFW but could be seizure-inducing)

- mike

Burning Man set on fire early

August 28, 2007 9:33am

*psst* bad link

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