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Machine converts light from microfiche reader to music on a Casio keyboard
May 8, 2008 1:52am
Machine converts light from microfiche reader to music on a Casio keyboard
May 8, 2008 1:50am
Cory, dude, it's the wrong video.
(But don't lose this one - it's pretty cool as well. I didn't know those controllers had accelerometers!)
Paying for the London Underground with a dissolved, naked Oyster card
May 5, 2008 3:29pm
Gee, Cory, paranoid much? Use an unregistered card and pay cash to top it up. All they'll know is card ######## went everywhere in the city.
I'd love to see a map of our 3 day mad dash about London a few months back. What with the disembarking near the Eye and reappearing in Greenwich (thank you River Rover) and don't even mention how I managed to take two different buses from the same stop 3 minutes apart. ("No, sir, you want the NEXT #13, this one doesn't go all the way to ...")
LA Times on home of the French Dip sandwich
April 7, 2008 1:46am
"French Dip with Au Jus"
Oh, I know. EVERY time I see this I cringe. It's the verbal equivalent of being introduced to a society matron and, when she turns to leave, you see she's tucked her dress into her pantyhose.
Of course, French isn't the only problem - I once saw a place called the "Cucina Italiana Kitchen". Dept of Redundancy Department on line 1. Sigh.
Oldest (nearly!) TV sign-off, featuring Henry Mancini
March 30, 2008 4:09am
Oh, great, now the RIAA's gonna build a time-machine, go back to 1979 and sue their asses for using Henry's tune without a license.
And, being old enough to remember signoffs from 1969, they were just as boring - except for the dancing nude people, of course.
Vatican comes up with a new list of Seven Sins
March 10, 2008 5:57pm
LUST is back in fashion! Yippee!
And, as for "bioethical violations", I believe Lea Delaria once said "Life begins when you learn to mind your own f*cking business."
Awesome rant against Diet Pepsi
March 2, 2008 3:30am
ANKH, please. Medical researchers refute each other on a regular basis. In a month or two that same physician will be telling us if we don't have a Diet-Coke at least once a day, our livers will fall out.
I popped into a smoke shop to get a newspaper the other day. While there, I grabbed a bottle of Diet-Coke and the owner went into this NUT-CASE rant about the evils of aspartame (similar to ANKH's clippings.) This happens while he's literally surrounded by every possible tobacco product on the planet. I called him on this and he had ANOTHER rant that tobacco and smoke issues were not scientifically proven.
Short story: I read him to filth, tossed his paper at him and walked out.
Why free reading is important
March 2, 2008 3:18am
low-risk/low-cost books are how readers discover new authors
This really struck home for me. When I was young (just after the earth cooled), access to inexpensive paperbacks introduced me to innumerable authors.
I'm also seeing a connection here between Gaiman's ideas and those of Clive Thompson here.
Getting books into people's heads keeps the medium alive - and, let's be honest, keeps the people from turning into drones whose first thought is no longer "Wonder what's on TV?"
Six-word memoirs by writers famous and obscure
February 14, 2008 6:11pm
My two favourites from the article that started all this:
Margaret Atwood: "Longed for him. Got him. Shit."
Joss Whedon: "Gown removed carefully. Head less so."
Southern racists adopt "Canadian" as a euphemism for "black"
January 27, 2008 2:59am
Proud Canuck here.
Sadly, it makes a teensy bit of sense.
I work with an American who recently emigrated to Canada from one of the "suh-then" states. He tells me our early stance against the "war" on Iraq left a bad taste toward Canada in the rural south. Raw hate and "we should invade those b*stards and kick them out on an ice flow" rage was quite common in his semi-rural area.
Using "Canadian" in this fashion would be a logical progression. They're not being ironic at all.
@Darren Barefoot: Oh, we call them what we've always called them. (WINK!)
Radio show on surveillance in America
January 23, 2008 1:42pm
Cory, you're living in what must be the most "ultra-surveillanced" country on the planet. How does it make you feel? Do you feel put upon by the CCTV installations?
How about an article from your own point of view - a North American living in the UK?
Video of people from 1 to 100 hitting a drum
January 11, 2008 12:34pm
#100 ROCKS! "Is that it?" as if to imply she's going to be late for her sky-diving lesson. Hope she's around to do 120!
Mike Huckabee congratulates Canada on its "national igloo"
January 5, 2008 1:55am
Let's be honest, we Canadians LOVE laughing at the foibles of our southern neighbors. (And, don't get all up in my grill, people, you Americans do it back, just as often.)
But, after about 10-15 minutes of Rick doing this - and the show was a series that went on for weeks - I started to find it sad and more than a little bit creepy and mean.
RIP: Netscape Navigator (1994-2008)
December 28, 2007 5:07pm
This is like reading the obit about someone you chummed around with in high school but lost track of when you went to univ.
Somehow we got "Netscrape" on our old Macintosh LC4xx in what? 95?
The first site we visited was the Louvre's website. (And, I'm embarrassed to admit, I wondered if, somehow, we'd be charged for using the site. HA)
I honestly feel, if it hadn't been for the pioneering spirit of the first Netscape developers, I might not be sitting here, using Firefox. (Good Zod, I might be sitting here using IE.)
RIP - anyone for a 21 version salute?
Resigning from Napster takes more than 30 minutes
December 28, 2007 1:13am
How ironic that Napster - the company that brought P2P to the public consciousness - should be the one with user-unfriendly cancellation procedures.
Heathrow scaffolds
December 27, 2007 1:35am
I was talking to a Londoner about the new terminal they're adding to Heathrow. He laughed and said it would be less of a terminal and more of a waiting room - a place where you could sit while waiting for your delayed flight to FINALLY take off.
HOWTO Make a steampunk MP3 player
December 24, 2007 2:32am
I'm with THEMAGUS - Cory, angel, can your 2008 resolution be to give this whole steampunk thing a rest?
Of course, I could just GreaseMonkey the steampunk posts into oblivion, couldn't I? Never mind.
Voice of the London Underground canned for blogging funny fake announcement audio
November 27, 2007 1:50am
This is terrible. I've been on subways/tubes in many cities and she's the first one I could actually understand. (Perhaps Transport for London has a strict "No chewing taffy while recording announcements" policy.)
Horse swing made from recycled aeroplane tyre
November 18, 2007 10:30am
Aeroplane?
(Switching to Monty Python Mode)
Aeroplane? Oh my. Aren't we grawnd. Oh no, Mater, no more buttered scones for me. I'm off fly my aeroplane.
Sorry, whenever someone says/uses "aeroplane", all I can see is Graham Chapman dangling from the ceiling making fun of Eric Idle's high class grammar.
Video of man tasered to death
November 15, 2007 12:51pm
A few thoughts:
- wouldn't clearing the area of other people and letting his anger run its course be a better idea (yes, a few chairs/furniture get broken but he could only keep that up for so long)
- surely they could have found someone in Vancouver who could speak enough Polish to yell "Calm down, we're trying to HELP you"
Only a few months ago, a fellow was tasered to death in a bar near where I work. I'm concerned my fellow Canadians are picking up bad habits.
Dough-Nu-Matic Automatic Doughnut Machine
October 31, 2007 5:56pm
Oh, get OVER yourself. It's a fricking doughnut machine, it's not the end of the world.
Geez.
Wired editor bans PR flacks
October 30, 2007 6:09pm
Why is this news or an even remotely interesting anecdote?
We all (or most of us) spend a part of our day killing crap messages - be they from PR flacks or just someone in Nigeria who'd love to pass on the $$$ I earned for no apparent reason.
The difference in my case, I block the whole damn domain.
Woman attacks Comcast customer service keyboard with hammer
October 18, 2007 1:01pm
I feel her pain - I was once on the phone to Sears (Canada) for close to an hour listening to canned music alternating with "Your call is important to us, please ..."
After 45/50 minutes of this, the clock turned from 4:59pm to 5:00pm and a new message played "Our offices are now closed please call back tomorrow." and it hung up.
Chocolatier resigns after "act of truffle-squishing" in a rival store.
October 16, 2007 1:05pm
Won't SOMEBODY think of the fondants????
iPhone hacker sues Apple for right to unlock his phone
October 12, 2007 2:20am
Oh, puh-leeze Skep. If you want to use a tech analogy, get the software level correct.
You should have written: Imagine if installing an unlicensed mod to my BIOS caused my machine to be bricked at the next BIOS update.
Hmmm, gee, thats EXACTLY what happens. And, no, ASUS doesn't do it deliberately.
Geeks with soldering irons. Spare me.
Moment of TSA surrealist zen @ LAX: Xeni
August 30, 2007 1:06am
Speaking as a Canadian, this is EXACTLY why I refuse to go anywhere near the United States.
I know the average, day-to-day American is still the generally nice person I used to encounter but there's a large group of people down there that are seriously screwed up.
What was that: a game of Simon-Says with guns and security guards?
Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico
March 27, 2008 9:10am
No friends yet.


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Wait, never mind. The microfiche vid's in the linked article - a twofer!