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Warrantless wiretapping explained by Snuggle the Security Bear

February 16, 2008 11:04pm

Nvr tr f msnfrmng yr rdrs d y BB? FS, th prgrm th Hs llwd t lps vn thgh thy schdld xtr tm t ssr tht wldn't hppn nd vn thgh th Snt lrdy pssd t wth bprtsn spr mjrty, tppd cmmnctns btwn prts TSD th .S., nt NSD th .S. s yr ths bsrd crtn stts strght ff. Tht cll phn cll mght >mght b rtd thrgh th .S. s rrlvnt.

BB, y'll b mng th frst t cry "Wht dd Bsh, knw nd whn dd h knw t?" f, chck tht, whn nthr ttck ccrs. r f h's gn by thn, sbsttt th nrst cnvnnt Rpblcn fr Bsh.

thr tht r, "Cnnct th dts!" s f ntllgnc gthrng ws chld's gm.

Bng Bng: Drctry f Wndrfl Thngs, hw fr y stry frm yr sttd bjctv whn y wndr nt prdctbl nd wrsm Lbrl ht mngrng. rd Mvn.rg nd Hffngtn Pst fr ths knd f p, thy'r bttr t t. knw t mns nthng t y bt 'm vry cls t rmvng BB frm bkmrks.

Another success in Homeland Security's War on Babies

February 16, 2008 10:08pm

Ths s th srt f pst ttl tht drvs m ff BngBng fr wks. dn't knw nythng bt ths spcfc cs bt th ssmptn tht Hmlnd scrty s ntrstd n kllng bbs drvs m nts. Ths d tht ll yr nms r t yr mmdt rght s bnxs. t psns dlg, rthr prmnntly. 'm tmptd t ssrt t's th Lft tht hs n ntrst n bby kllng s strght-p ndstry. Th strs bt lt trm brtns nd th ncrdbl strs swrlng bt Fmly Plnnng r trly dsgstng. Ths stry s nfrtnt, bt mr nfrtnt thn yr htrd fr yr wn cmptrts.

s t th $$hls n chrg nwdys; hw prd r y f Pls nd th rst f th Hs fr bndnng thr rspnsblts by lvng FC t lps t g n 10 dy rcss?

Insane Ronald McDonald in Japan (video)

February 9, 2008 7:06pm

Goodness, this pistol barrel tastes weird.

Funny story about computer confiscation in Denmark

February 7, 2008 11:04am

Th stry tllr s th dt hr, nt th cp. t ny pnt r hplss hr cld hv clrfd n hs plshd bst Dnsh, "Th cp s blt tgthr wth th mntr n ths mdl." Bt n. t ws mch mr fn mnpltng th sttn t xtnd cnfsn by rptng th sm stpd sttmnt tht gt nwhr th frst tm nd by wthhldng wht h knw wld b sfl. Blh. Rttn sn't t ll rnclly nmd, h's jrk. nd s s nybdy wh fnds Rttn's ccnt f th cp's vst fnny. t sn't.

Greasemonkey script to mute specific users in Boing Boing comment threads

January 16, 2008 2:17pm

Grt d! Cn t b ppld t BngBng psts s wll?

Reading of the US Constitution

January 16, 2008 2:14pm

D t thn. Wht r y wtng fr?

Radio troll "Filipino Monkey" may have transmitted in Strait of Hormuz

January 12, 2008 11:59pm

Typcl bngbng pnt f vw. f crs, d lt's cmpltly xcs th swrm xrcs prctcd thr by th rnn Nvy. Thy cm wthn scnds f frftng t.

UK declares War on Terror over

January 1, 2008 2:20am

H h. Bngbng thnks bndng vr nd grbbng yr nkls s cmng t yr snss.

Egypt plans to "copyright antiquities" such as Sphinx, Pyramids

December 25, 2007 10:01pm

Good luck collecting.

Fox helps itself to photo of blogger's dog

December 25, 2007 9:54pm

wwwww. Pr dr.

Pls, ll f y, lft nythng frm my st tht y wsh, tht's why pt t p thr.

Woman ticketed after goats caught mating

December 22, 2007 2:19pm

Th pblc bstl sx nd p vn n prvt prprty wr. t's n!

First-person account of CIA torture survivor

December 18, 2007 6:27pm

hv t! shll wrt bk dtlng hw ws pckd p by th mrcns whlst mndng my wn bsnss, drggd ff t n nknwn plc nd trtrd rptdly, pssd bck nd frth, bsd n nmbr f wys, hv my fth rdcld, nd thn frcd t t, bcs fr sm nknwn rsn ws t mprtnt fr thm t jst lt d. Tht's t. My stry s sr t b pckd p by Bng-Bng, gr vglnt sbvrsvs ll, nd my bk wll sll mllns! mst b sr t ht ll thr bttns.

Icelandic tourist to US held for two days, shackled, deported -- over a ten-year-old visa mistake

December 18, 2007 6:08pm

Just get your visas straight.

It's not the government that's made flying a miserable experience.

Tokyo fetish-fashion: "injured idol"

December 6, 2007 2:00am

But then how weird can a book be that begins at the back and ends in the front?

Comments not working

December 4, 2007 2:50pm

Who takes a camera into a bathroom?

Pie that looks like George W wins contest with no votes

November 23, 2007 7:35pm

Gets my vote.

BBC's snappy answers to climate-change denial

November 12, 2007 9:25pm

Fine!, Mr. Jones, I'll sip the Cool Aid ™.

Taser death at Vancouver Airport

October 26, 2007 9:22pm

Whn r ppl gng t lrn y cn't ct t t rprts nd n rplns?

US terrorist watchlist "galloping toward the million mark"

October 26, 2007 11:29am

Lt s knw whn y'r n th lst. t's tkng drdflly lng tm fr thm t pck p n yr cslss sbvrsn.

EatMeCrunchy cereal bowl keeps everything dry while you pick at your breakfast

October 18, 2007 3:38pm

This invention totally rocks. It beats refilling the bowl in small amounts of cereal and milk back and forth to maintain the proper degree of cereal soakosity. The elevated portion should ramp down to the milk like a plastic turtle habitat. Sign me up for a couple of these so I can cycle them through the dishwasher.

NSA's Lucky Break: How the U.S. Became Switchboard to the World

October 12, 2007 5:24am

But contrary to recent assertions by Bush administration officials, the amount of international traffic entering the United States is dropping, not increasing, experts say.

Never any citations. As usual, just uncheckable accusations delivered orbiter dicta.

Wired is weird. Make up your minds already;

A lucky coincidence of economics is responsible for routing much of the world's internet and telephone traffic through switching points in the United States...

And yet;

The United States, where the internet was invented, was also home to the first internet backbone. Combine that architectural advantage with the pricing disparity inherited from the phone networks, and the United States quickly became the center of cyberspace as the internet gained international penetration in the 1990s.

Al-Qaeda "Intranet" goes dark after US leak

October 10, 2007 4:09am

lv th wy y sz pn ny nd vry tm tht flts pst yr fld tht cld r mght r sms t b dmgng t th 'Bsh dmnstrtn' n f yr fvrt ctch-ll rbrcs. t's n f th dlghtflly prdctbl thngs bt vstng ths st. Tht nd th rmrkbl smplcty f yr pltcl clcls.

Nw cnsdr n ltrntv rdng fr th sm tm, plgs fr mpngng n yr nrrtv, mch lk cll phns, yr nms, yr rl nms, th ns tht wnt t kll y, cn n lngr fl thy cn s th ntrnt wth mpnty, nd tht's gd thng. Th wrld fr yr nms hs nrrwd, f nly psychlgclly. Gt ff th dmnstrtns' bck ntl thy'r prvn glty n ths. Thy'll sn b gn nywy nd dbt y'r wllng t rtrct shld th src prv t b smthng ls.

Free poster with a dozen famous conservatives

October 4, 2007 2:57am

By, cn jst fl th wrmth.

Smll prblm; Cltr my b sd-splttng cmdn nd smhw bst sllng thr, bt sh's hrdly ldr.

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