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Ice cream is an igneous rock

August 21, 2008 10:45am

Huh! I'll believe that when rocks come in Pistachio and Tiger Stripe. ;^)

Cyborg-like shaving guard for goatee grooming

August 8, 2008 9:40am

@ #4
LOL! Nothing says keep your hands off "my precious" (computer) like the "GOATSESAVER"!

Hands free, pedal powered toilet paper wiper

August 7, 2008 4:29pm

Well, even if my butt wasn't burning after mom's chili, I'd still have to endure the next morning sprint-cycle.

Scientists invent "meat spaghetti" to trick kids

August 6, 2008 12:28pm

Apart from liver, does this really happen? No meat for me, mom, and pass the broccoli!

Firefox 3 is out!

June 17, 2008 10:19pm

Got it and installed it, no problem. OSX 10.4, what on earth is that? LOL

Funny breakfast cereal photoshopping contest

June 8, 2008 11:38am

Heh. I'm looking at the poor kid's face on the "Potat O's" and thinking: Priceless! Now I realize I'm looking at the wrong link. Not one of Worth1000's better efforts. Oh, well...

Paramount silencing portions of Indiana Jones in theaters?

May 28, 2008 12:36pm

Heck, I might consider just buying a pirated version rather than go back to a theater just to go through that nonsense again. At least with the bootleg, my expectations are already lowered. Way to go Paramount!

Billy O'Reilly meltdown dance mix video

May 15, 2008 5:09pm

I like the "I don't know f***!" riff.

Publisher of Famous Monsters of Filmland

May 5, 2008 11:32am

"Famous Monsters of Finland". LOL.
Well, there's Olli Jokinen...

TSA steals food from doctors' infant children

February 20, 2008 11:24pm

What kind of eff'd up administration observes that armed men trained as commercial airline pilots can cause catastrophic damage and decides to focus its attention on potential small quantities of liquid explosives concealed in toothpaste tubes and baby food jars?

Toronto's Queen St W burns

February 20, 2008 10:53pm

Oh, man that sucks. Sure, Suspect Video has 2 locations, but the Queen St. store had a better selection -- more 1-of-a-kind videos.

Submersible car

February 15, 2008 1:05pm

Neet! 1.8mph? I guess you're hoping the enemy subs aren't expecting your Esprit to stroll up and pay them a visit. LOL

Lawrence Welk stars sing "One Toke Over The Line"

February 7, 2008 6:29pm

I think "Weeds" pretty much established that Jesus would approve. LOL

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