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Creepy slacks ad from 1970

May 12, 2008 1:43pm

Ahhhh, the good old days, wehn men were men and women were trod upon. Of course, this are much different now, now it's the men who are trod upon. Well, in popular culture anyway.

International ferry terrorism search called off: they were just tourists

May 8, 2008 1:29pm

Ha! They finally caught up with that Borat guy for blaspheming the american national anthem ... Jose can you see?

CCTVs don't solve crime in UK; Scotland Yard's answer: more CCTVs!

May 6, 2008 10:20am

I can tell you this much about those CCTVs in the UK, they are one of the reasons that I will not visit the UK right now. The scope of Orwellian surveillance in the UK is bettered by no other "free" country in the world. The other country that I refuse to visit until they get their collective shit together, is the US. Of course, that won't be happening in my lifetime so ...

Nightmarish Soviet playgrounds

May 5, 2008 10:40am

OMFG, that looks like someone squicking a decapitated horses head.

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 5, 2008 10:33am

And, to be fair, we should be talking about the Bush Youth, not the Hitler Youth. Brown's still a good colour choice.

Naomi Klein on social change

April 21, 2008 1:52pm

I see the usual assortment of wingnuts are out in full force. Sad really.

Behind TV "military analysts," the Pentagon's hidden hand

April 21, 2008 7:07am

no ... sh*t ... sherlock ...

with all due respect, of course.

Make your own "kitchen floor" vacuum former

April 17, 2008 12:17pm

Oh crap, I thought he was going to make a kitchen floor using a vacuum former.

Fifty greatest comedy sketches of all time

April 10, 2008 9:11am

The SCTV skit with Richard Harris singing MacArthur park on Mel's Rock Pile is one of my personal favourites, so much so that I went out and bought the album,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv2UcxJwS3A

Dick Cheney's shades reflect a strange being

April 10, 2008 8:26am

Looks like a naked woman to me, mind you I'm usually on the lookout for naked women. That prick Dick Cheney definitely does detract from the experience.

Treasury Dept confiscates domain names of Brit travel agent who booked Cuba tours

March 7, 2008 9:52am

URINALPOOPER, if that is your real name, you make an excellent point. You might also want to point out though, that 10% of the american adult population cannot join you at wal-mart because they are currently incarcerated.

Cuba is a lovely place, just got back from Holguin and environs, made even nicer by the dearth of loud obnoxious americans, although the loud obnoxious brits come a close second. The poverty is pretty brutal though, and the continuing embargo by the US is just mean at this stage of the game, and all for being p0w3d by castro 50 years ago. Hell hath no fury like a republican scorned.

Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer

February 24, 2008 8:15am

Can someone tell me why exactly this is "wrong on so many levels"? Someone doesn't have kids if that's what they think.

1960s kid game commercial: Pie Face

February 11, 2008 1:26pm

I keep thinking "Pie facial" for some reason. I don't remember this one from the 60s.

Full body pyjamas designed to stop itching

February 5, 2008 1:36pm

Of course it is "pyjamas", what colour is the sun in your sky?

I wonder if these would help my jock itch.

Did I say that out loud?


Fine news

February 4, 2008 9:47am

Congrats man, it's a great feeling, and it just keeps getting better.

Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds

February 4, 2008 9:43am

That was fscking pathetic. Goddamn, sometimes I hope the end is nigh.

Board/card games made from video games -- cataloguing the unfun spawn of twitch games

January 30, 2008 10:43am

I have this new board game called "Google"! It's great, you pick a search card and then roll the dice and move forward or backward that number of spaces and read the result. Oh, I forgot to mention that the dice has 2.4 billion sides.

Southern racists adopt "Canadian" as a euphemism for "black"

January 28, 2008 7:50am

Interesting, because these same people, if they were Canadians (not black, I mean living in Canada, of course they could be black but you know what I mean), would be the ones reading the hateful right wing rag called the National Post.

500 Euro notes not welcome here

January 28, 2008 7:45am

I now avoid bank machines that spit out $50 CDN bills (about 50$ US) because I run into so many businesses in Montreal that refuse to take them, or give you a hard time, let alone 500€ notes, that's insane.

Israel eyes thinking machines to fight "Doomsday" missile strikes

January 22, 2008 1:58pm

Ironically Doctor Strangelove is now working for the Israelis, he really has no morals.

Database leaks are as immortal and toxic as nuclear spills -- let's start acting like it

January 22, 2008 11:37am

Paris Hilton's terrible genitals are on teh Internets?

I'm going to have to get on that thing one day.

Challenge: figure out Amazon's crazy-ass "proprietary" MP3 tagging system -- UPDATED

January 22, 2008 11:36am

I'm waiting for ogg vorbis downloads!

<whistles while rocking on heels/>

<ducks/>

Photo of "The Monster" pizza

January 16, 2008 2:30pm

I have been touched by its noodley appendage, once again. Oh, and the world was created in one day by the FSM, beat that suckas!

Photo of kids on go kart hitching ride on truck in Peru

January 10, 2008 12:17pm

We used to do this behind city buses in the winter, when the streets were snow covered, we called it "shagging a lift". This was in Kitchener, Ontario, Canada in the early to mid-70s. I only knew one guy who was injured when he flew off the bus when it took a corner and the snow cover disappeared (he broke a leg). It was otherwise great fun slingshotting around corners. I remember being at the back of the bus with 5 or 6 other guys hanging on for dear life, and doing 40 or 50 kph.

UK mall bans grandparents for trying to photo their grandkids

January 3, 2008 12:14pm

How about just avoiding the goddamn places?

Police ordered to pull over people doing nothing wrong

December 18, 2007 11:48am

yeah, I hate starbucks. how about 5 bucks off your next DUI! Sheesh, America is definitely become a corporate controlled police state.

Post your flight hassles at MyBadFlight.com

December 8, 2007 4:59am

the site is crap. No commenting system, horrible late 90s look and feel. A good idea, doomed to fail because of poor execution.

Drive cradle makes it easy to swap around SATA drives

December 5, 2007 1:15pm

Apparently logitech is coming out with one that supports eSATA as well as USB, although details are sketchy.

http://www.geekstuff4u.com/product_info.php?manufacturers_id=&products_id=640

Drive cradle makes it easy to swap around SATA drives

December 5, 2007 1:11pm

If it were eSATA it might be an interesting product, USB is too unstable for this.

Video: Charlie Stross reads HALTING STATE at Google

November 30, 2007 10:43am

Is this the same Charlie Stross that used to post on alt.peeves back in the day?

2007 New Yorker cartoon similar to 1984 Far Side cartoon

November 28, 2007 12:53pm

Don Martin was the best, the best I tell you, the best. Thanks Coifmo. BTW, anyone who thinks this is plagarism is full of it, the editor was absolutely right to stand by the artist. That guy Todd from David&Goliath got caught plagarising, not this guy.

Finnish folk band find a rude airport welcome

October 29, 2007 1:09pm

Oh, and Welcome to america, home of the fascist border guard.

Michael Brown, FEMA's Katrina boss, offers S.D. wildfires advice

October 25, 2007 1:22pm

I think Mr Brown might have some good advice to offer, regardless of how badly the Katrina debacle was handled.

TSA's crazy screener-testing: giving "bombs" to regular passengers to sneak onboard?!?

October 22, 2007 10:29am

I wouldn't do this for a million ... okay, maybe a million ... no because then the bomb would probably be real ... I wouldn't do this for a million dollars. What are the chances that you get nabbed like that idiot girl in boston with the electronic devices strapped to her shirt? I'm sure that Rush Limbaugh's mouth breathing listeners would jump on this as patriotic 'mercans though, which would be a good thing if they got caught.

HOWTO make crystal clear ice

October 13, 2007 4:29pm

Yeah, that was pretty funny bit about decomposing the minerals. Concentrate more like. I imagine that boiling the water once to remove any dissolved gases would be sufficient so the recipe is more like, boil some water, wait a bit, freeze. To take advantage of the Mpemba effect freeze water while still warm. Google it.

Ecko's Boba Fett hoodie

October 1, 2007 12:48pm

Sooo poib? WTF. Pearl Oyster Information Bulletin?

MIT student arrested for entering Boston airport with "fake bomb"

September 22, 2007 6:42am

Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid girl. Jeebus fsck that is stupid. And no, they didn't arrest her because she didn't have a bomb, they arrested her because she was stupid. Unfortuantely they now have to follow up with arresting 50% of the american population who voted for that stupid fool in the oval room there.

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