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Judge orders woman to return two library books or go to jail

August 29, 2008 4:44am

Those wacky religious zealots will go to pretty great lengths to ensure that censorship stays alive.

Good for you, Granny, you're just like hitler, the spanish conquistadors, and the qin dynasty! Burn those damn sinner's books!

Oh, and thanks for wasting tax payer's dollars and the valuable time of the court system with your frivolous 'these two books will change the world' case. If there actually was a hell, I'd implore you to go there. But there's not, you're crazy! You're suffering comes from an easily controlled mind, and I pity you. The millions and millions of you. There is no god.

HoffSpace: the new social network by David Hasselhoff

August 20, 2008 3:02pm

What are you guys talking about? don't you know the future when you see it? facebook killed myspace, and hoffspace will obviously kill facebook. it's just the way the interwebs work. and the htmls. those are the molecules of the internets.

personally, i'm registering all the cool names and will be selling them on ebay for when you all realize how stupid you've been.


Device clamps on face to preserve goatee

August 8, 2008 3:19am

Jesus, you really want to chomp on some plastic crap that makes you look like even more of an idiot than you do already with that stupid Puddin' Ring? shave your whole face, you look like an ape.

Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity

July 19, 2008 3:15am

Dr Chrstns,

Lk th mn sys, g stck frk p yr ss nd lctrct yrslf. Th rst f s wld rlly pprct t.

Rlly.

Los Angeles Metrolink abolishes the Fourth Amendment, begins bogus "random bag searches"

June 15, 2008 12:37pm

4th amendment? what 4th amendment? we've had this outrageous violation for a few years in New York. You do NOT have to submit to the search, i never have. simply tell them no, turn around and walk out and back into another entrance. the minor inconvenience is worth keeping your rights where they belong.

Father and son sport forehead tattoos

March 20, 2008 5:56am

it's Early and Rusty Kyler (Squidbillies) in the human form! Proof can be found here: http://www.adultswim.com/shows/squidbillies/

A country boy CAN survive! whooooo-dog!

RIP: Netscape Navigator (1994-2008)

December 28, 2007 8:45pm

funny, I always referred to it as nutscrape masturbator.

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