"But still I contend, even with piano wire it would still take four people to play it."

Dude, you just have to be a rock badass (such as myself, for example). Here is your first easy lesson: when anyone you see or hear plays an amazingly hot guitar solo/progression/effect/other, just shrug nonchalantly and say: "I could play that." The same principle applies here. If 4,5, or 6 people manage to strum out anything from a 12 foot guitar sculpture, just shrug, say "Yeah, I could play that, er whatever." .. and don't forget, if they actually challenge you to play, it's not worth your time, because, remember, you are a rock badass.

I would SO lose half of these in 3 weeks, tops. I'm more of the bargain crappy tools for $20 guy.

I have developed a similar device. Here it is:

for (;;) {
play("getOffMyLawn.mp3");
}

True evolution would be if these lizards started selling insurance...

#2 -- dammit, I'm too slow on the Python reference..

But dude, it's Magic! If it were based in reality, then it wouldn't be so magical, now would it?

Hint: You may be a gullible cult follower if... your cult leader does not accompany you to the cave.

"Yeeeah, I'll just hang our here on the veranda and await the end times..."

Great how all religions want to claim this guy as their own.

I'd like to think that maybe there are more like him than we know, that we despair at the sorry state of society and on and on, but maybe after reading this, a few more of us will consider alternatives the next time we are in a confrontation.

"I tend the blow the contacts on the left side of the board really fast, knocking out the Ctrl.."

Another proud member of Emacs Anonymous I presume?

Well, there's always the "death before death" experience that, according to those who have experienced it, reveals that death is after all, illusion.

.. but yeah, he should cut down on the supplements fer shure.

Doubleplus good!!

But she looks so glamorous! ... and happy!

Yes, I well remember wearing my headgear (torture device) as a kid also.

Thanks for running this.

Thanks, I'll stick to the expensive imitations now and avoid the cheap ones.

Seriously though, there are acupuncture points that can be used to (supposedly) stimulate the liver and/or kidneys, so theoretically you might have a foot pad that could do this. YMMV...

Well, clearly he is guilty of flying while unshaven. Off with his head! .. er I mean, beard.

Oh great, just what we need. My kids already scream for me to "Killll iiit!" Now we'll all be screaming.

I'd bet Gabe and Max know a lot about this sort of internets.

But wait... is it OK to listen to an approved CD through headphones/earpods only while giving a deposition on behalf of the RIAA?

How about we all just have a complete Botox makeover! No expressions, no problems.

Why are you listening to top 40?? It's bad for your IQ. Go to your room!