The White House was a modest palace by early 19th century standards. It remains so today, despite the addition of the East and West wings.

Redesigning the palace is a excellent and time-tested tactic to divert the attention of a weak and vain head of state. While it's not cheap, it's far less expensive than, say, having that leader order an unnecessary invasion.

Therefore, I urge each of you not to participate in this effort. While we haven't used this tactic often enough in the past, there's no reason to preempt our ability to use it in the future.

Besides, any design is DOA until the new Corporate Sponsorship Agreement is worked out.

I think I'm more disturbed by Pirates Burgers than Mickey Burgers:
http://www.birchwoodburgers.com/disney/index.html