Recent polls show that only 10% of America agrees with you on this matter. However 100% of the respondents agree. Is this because only agnostics/atheists read BoingBoing? Or because no believers are taking you seriously enough to post? either way you forget the fact that any theory is still just that until it can be duplicated. That being said, it's far easier to side with the greatest scientific mind of our time, Albert Einstein, in this matter. If you didn't already know, he thought it was foolishness to not believe in God or creationism. And if you're inclined to call him an idiot for his beliefs, remember this: If you're right, we both go to reruns; but if you're wrong, you get to spend eternity separated from the one true God.
If you're going to hang your hat on science you might want to bone up on the laws of thermodynamics and think about how hard it would be for something living to accidentally come from unliving goop. Your way takes much more faith than I could ever muster.