I like flip phones because it makes the phone's most fundamental function -- beginning and ending calls -- a simple, un-fussy, familiar, and unique action. Nothing says "on/off" like "open/closed." I hate having to fussily press a tiny button (physical or on-screen) to answer the phone, or to hang up. A flip phone is fun and satisfying, like any good user interface.

That said, only one of the three cellphones I owned have been flip phones. Call me crazy, but I wish my iPhone were a flip phone.

Why is the electric segway making moped sounds?

So did anything "interesting" happen the next day with the Doritos stickers as predicted by Shirky?

"This guy" is absolutely, positively, without a doubt Dane Cook. I do not like Dane Cook. I do not think Dane Cook is funny, or cool. But "You Suck at Photoshop" is very funny. This is why my head exploded.

How do I know? It's very "You Suck at Photoshop"-esque, but my girlfriend dated him before he was famous. She recognized his voice immediately.

They're not dolls! They're action figures!