This comic is no worse than 95% of what I see in the newspaper, whenever I can be bothered to read one.

On the flip side, are there any GOOD cartoons left in traditional media?

I still read Zits, Dilbert, Sherman's Lagoon, and Pearls Before Swine online, but I can't remember laughing out loud at any of them in years. Whereas with XKCD, QC, or Penny Arcade, it's a reasonable hope that I laugh out loud once or twice a week from one of them.

Can anyone recommend a still-in-print comic that's actually funny?

When taco trucks are outlawed, only outlaws will have taco trucks.

And I will give those outlaws money.

Of course, Kompressor prefers vitamins. But big machines will do in a pinch.