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Gun owners are the happiest people in the US
April 22, 2008 10:58am
Brit MP calls for photographers' rights
April 11, 2008 9:16am
I think George Lucas hit on something when he said we are at a loss because we don't own the right to our own image. Photographers should not magically have the right to take pictures of whatever they want, or whoever they want, and then own it. I prefer a privacy-based society.
Ted Turner: global warming could lead to cannibalism
April 4, 2008 7:29am
Pigs are intelligent, thoughtful animals, and often nicer and smarter than most human individuals. Bacon is tasty. Apparently, human meat tastes very much like pig meat. We have barely glimpsed the culinary possibilities of cannibalism.
Difference between feeling secure and being secure
April 3, 2008 7:55am
If the terrorists want to blow something up in the USA, they're going to be able to do it. We're an open society. That means you can buy the ingredients necessary to build a car bomb at Wal-Mart, Pep Boys and CVS within about an hour.
I don't think any government on earth is competent enough to monitor all of its citizens all the time, so I think we should probably take a view similar to the one people have in Israel. Security is tight, but you know there will be attacks and that life is never certain.
Declassified memo authorized US to torture "enemy combatants"
April 2, 2008 7:53am
This might be an irrelevant question, but what are the policies of other superpowers (China, Russia, India, EU) toward torture? Is there a web site that lists these somewhere, and who watches the watchers?
Reviewing the real world as if it were a MMO -- sheer genius
April 2, 2008 6:35am
The term "sheer genius" is overused here.
Giant, hippie-hating, cannibalistic squids attack SF Bay Area
April 1, 2008 6:35pm
They look really cool. I wouldn't pick one up, but they're graceful and beautiful in the water.
Scott Sigler's INFECTED -- free download, inexplicably limited
March 27, 2008 11:46am
Here's the thing with net-savvy writers. People who hide behind cutsie little log-in names and slam our hard work after reading three paragraphs used to be able to revel in their anonymity and self-anointed expertise. Well now the writers can actually read the posts, and have the option to respond.
Let's actually talk about the work.
You assumed I wanted a repetition of the past.
What I want is quality, not a string of cliches.
You, like all writers, must face criticism. It is not personal, even if you try to make it so.
I respect Iron Maiden's work. It is musically respectable. I don't like it however. That also is not personal.
Scott Sigler's INFECTED -- free download, inexplicably limited
March 27, 2008 5:53am
Did anyone else notice the excerpt is overblown trash? It was a collection of cliches that read like something out of a high school lit mag written by the guy in the Iron Maiden tshirt who always played D&D.
Man creates vigilante robot to battle drug dealers
March 5, 2008 9:14am
The most recent NCVS data (Bureau of Justice Statistics, 2003) indicate that men commit 79% of assaults and robberies. Arrest data show a nearly identical pattern, with men comprising 77% of those arrested for assault and robbery (FBI, 2003).
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2294/is_11-12_52/ai_n15395183
They didn't have data for bums.
Why hardware ebook readers are a dead end (for now, anyway)
March 5, 2008 5:35am
We need device convergence here.
A laptop, a cell phone, a watch, a camera, and an ebook reader? How about an Asus Eee with a webcam and an eInk display instead.
The experience of quietly sitting reading a book is something that can't be replaced easily with an e-book reader.
I think Sue's completely right on this one. Books require no plugs or wifi.
HOWTO Earn an artist's living in the 21st century: 1000 True Fans
March 5, 2008 5:26am
If you aspire to such grandeur as eating five portions of fresh fruits and vegetables every day or paying health insurance premiums, you'd better make close to $100K.
Ain't that the truth. It seems to be getting worse, too. $20 used to buy what $50 seems to now.
Payday Loan scumbags prey on the elderly, illiterate, poor
February 21, 2008 9:42am
What good things come from payday loan companies?
If there are none, why do we allow them to exist?
California judge shuts down wikileaks
February 18, 2008 11:11am
It seems an extreme response to yank the site, instead of forcing it to remove specific documents. Or am I a clueless ingenue without a nose for modern life here?
Objectivism in Bioshock
February 18, 2008 5:19am
"No Gods or Kings, only Man."
And humankind is doing such a great job...
U.S. will try to shoot down spy satellite gone bad
February 15, 2008 1:28pm
I don't buy it.
This is either a "signal" to China or Russia to back off, or there was something on that sattellite we're not supposed to know about.
Whether that's super-secret optics that can measure penis length from space, or some kind of elite breeder reactor, I don't know.
Warren Ellis: Freak Angels
February 15, 2008 1:25pm
You know, this comes from the genre of postmodern stories that all try to be clever, but cannot hide the fact that they're the same product.
No new ideas. A slightly new combination of steampunk, cyberpunk, post-apocalyptic, and the characters are neurotic slags of exactly the same nature as you'd find in a soap opera from corporate America.
Does anyone seriously think this comic says anything profound, or important past Friday?
Cop roughs up teenage skateboarder on video
February 13, 2008 10:21am
20 years ago, I was that kid. This isn't easy to say but...
I think the cop should have been more respectful. I think skateboarders need love because most of us kids, then or now, come from families in various stages of disrepair. He should not have taken down the kid even if he was being annoying.
However, he was right. Skateboarding can wreck many public areas, surprisingly. If you learn to live carelessly, passing the buck onto others for your bad behavior, you never fully figure yourself out.
It might have been a mixture of asshole and love, but at least the love was there somewhere.
Video of man firing 18 rounds from a pistol in 3 seconds
February 6, 2008 1:02pm
"If you are capable of putting away your gun for a few days, why don't you? "
I think the point of having guns is as a deterrent. People around here keep their hunting guns locked away all season, but hanguns are kept at the ready in case the city's crime wave explodes outside its boundaries.
Did you know that not all neighborhoods have the same chance of crime occurring in them? That some areas are small communities where people don't want to be raped, robbed, and beaten? That when they defend themselves, they're not taken advantage of?
I'm not a big fan of guns, at all. But I've seen why people carry them and have stopped being critical of guns as a result. You can't end violence by disarming everyone.
Who cut the cheese? I mean the transoceanic 'net cables?
February 6, 2008 6:29am
Deep sea suicide bombers?
Bill to ban restaurants serving obese people
February 5, 2008 1:51pm
Borrowing a page from Jonathan Swift, maybe we should just eat the fat people. Problem solved.
Bill to ban restaurants serving obese people
February 5, 2008 12:21pm
Freedom means the ability to eat yourself to death if you want to.
It also means the rest of us shouldn't be obligated to pay for your medical care or burial.
Something about this law grosses me out, and I'm not that fat... yet.
U2 manager blames silicon valley's "hippy values" for making him less rich
January 29, 2008 6:08pm
He needs another $10m to expand the house and move the guest quarters another 2 miles from the master bath.
Leaked UK gov't doc reveals plan to "coerce" Brits into national ID register -- MIRROR THIS FILE!
January 29, 2008 6:53am
A mirror:
http://technical-writing.dionysius.com/resources/NIS_Options_Analysis_Outcome.pdf
It's the documents you don't see that hurt you worst.
"Bacon: The Candy of Meats" embroidery
January 7, 2008 1:59pm
If you've ever socialize with a pig, you may never eat bacon again. They're intelligent, expressive animals.
What would it be like to be the last person on Earth?
January 4, 2008 1:12pm
New url for earth abides:
http://www.amazon.com/Earth-Abides-George-R-Stewart/dp/0345487133/
Adobe Creative Suite fails "catastrophically" thanks to DRM
January 3, 2008 2:21pm
I find DRM insulting because it always wastes my time, uncompensated, for something that rarely works and never deters pirates.
That's not to say I'm against Intellectual Property. I proudly support it. I don't support the parasitic industries that rise up around it, nor do I support their insipid products, which is why I have not bought a CD from a major label since 1992.
ApplyYourself: in order to send a letter of reference to a university admissions committee, you have to sign our crazy EULA
December 27, 2007 12:11pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants
A helpful link. Numerous people burn themselves similarly with hot liquids in the home, and have no one to sue for it.
http://www.kidshealth.org/parent/firstaid_safe/emergencies/burns.html
If you're looking for good guys and bad guys in this world, I suggest dealing instead in shades of gray, because that's all life offers.
Benazir Bhutto assassinated
December 27, 2007 10:54am
I think Jeff makes an interesting point, one I'm not sure how I feel about. Those are the delicious ones.
Personally, I'm all for isolationism. As far as I can tell, 99% of the world are crazy, stupid and/or really mad, and they're going to go on starving themselves into submission, killing, bombing, or starting corrupt governments.
I just don't care, and I think that's the moral high ground. Fix yourself, fix your family, fix your neighborhood, village, town or small city, but leave the rest of the world to its own devices. Nobody likes a teacher's pet.
ApplyYourself: in order to send a letter of reference to a university admissions committee, you have to sign our crazy EULA
December 27, 2007 6:30am
The reason they have such a EULA is for the irrational people, such as someone who would sue McDonald's because their coffee is too hot.
If you read the legalese, it says that the site cannot directly incur damages to you, which is roughly equivalent to what the law says but is a clarification that could help protect from a lawsuit.
I'm more miffed by the tendency of every service-style website to want me to have a specific login for that site, and to send me their "newsletter," which is usually a bunch of spammy business monologue and a few links to 0.25% off coupons.
Lakota Natives Withdraw Treaties with U.S.
December 21, 2007 7:06am
New genetic evidence, however, backs up a chilly northwestern arrival to North America from Siberia about 12,000 years ago, via a temporary land bridge spanning the Bering Strait. The findings further challenge an alternative idea that humans sprinkled in to both North and South America on open sea voyages 30,000 years in the past.
http://www.livescience.com/history/071127-genetic-bridge.html
Looks like they got here first, Spock.
Texas evacuees subject to criminal checks
December 21, 2007 7:02am
I think this is a response to what happened when we got all the evacuees from Katrina here in Houston. The murder rate doubled in many areas, as did pedophilia, rape and other crimes. No one seems to care about the quasi-victimless crimes, like drug use, but many people are annoyed at the violent crime. It's an interesting response, because I am willing to bet their next response is to require any state sending evacuees to do the same.
What a strange world we live in.
Anti-paint dumping ad from WWF -- effective and haunting
December 18, 2007 10:06am
Forgive me for saying this, but this style of ad has been done before. Furthermore, it didn't have much effect back then, and probably isn't now. People need to be receptive to the message before it's going to take any effect.
You can't just bludgeon them with emotion and induce them to care about something they don't. Yep, it's one of the downsides of freedom. I wonder if humanity will get it together before we wreck our environment? Practical answer: "probably not."
We're also awash in such emotional calls to action. Lost kids, charities, jailed terrorists, etc. The population is overdosed on this stuff and it's not working.
Electric knife and watermelon
December 11, 2007 1:47pm
Oh, a sexual reference. We should all be interested, because it's forbidden.
Seems immature to me.
Artistic content: zero
Learning: zero
Betterment of humanity: zero
Summary: zero.
Terror police in UK taser man in coma
November 15, 2007 1:30pm
They only hold off if you're un-hypoglycemic enough to shout, "Don't tase me, bro!"
Jay Lake tours a Titan missile silo
November 13, 2007 7:59am
It's OK, the Russians and Chinese are both getting more militaristic, so these missile silos won't be lonely for much longer. I even wonder how many of us want humanity to survive such a conflict.
Raid uncovers 10 Commandments of the Mafia
November 12, 2007 12:17pm
I'll take the Mafia code. The "Cowboy Code" reads like gov't propaganda.
Climate change denialists winning the race for "Best Science Blog"
November 8, 2007 8:15am
If we don't agree, we label it Pseudoscience and never attempt to find a solution. How perfectly Stalinist.
Mister Leno's garage
November 7, 2007 2:44pm
Well, that'll save the world. If the other 6 billion people just do the same to their 17,000 square foot garages, we'll have the environmental catastrophe licked in no time.
Florida sheriff spreads BS about fake drug made from human waste
November 7, 2007 1:13pm
Actually, Jenkem is real. The BBC reported on it, but only in Africa. The Sheriff's department has been spending too much time reading the internet, and the editors here need to read more carefully, as there's no indication Jenkem is smoked, only inhaled.
The whole thing makes me wanna barf, as does the thought of more of my tax dollars going to save idiots from themselves. Stop drug enforcement now.
Donovan to open meditation-based college
October 30, 2007 1:43pm
Meditation isn't religion. It's just calming your mind and making your thoughts deliberate and un-neurotic. A neighbor of ours used to do it and it kept her good and sane through some hard times.
SF magazines' circulation numbers in sad decline
October 23, 2007 9:16am
Um, neither of those *novels* were ever published in a *magazine.*
Both authors started out publishing serials.
You didn't notice the point, which is that most of today's writing is crap, and that's why the readers aren't there.
If literature and sci-fi want to continue existing, they have to get more relevant to their readers' lives.
SF magazines' circulation numbers in sad decline
October 22, 2007 2:06pm
Let me know when someone writes online Sci-Fi as good as "Stranger in a Strange Land" or "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" I haven't see it, with no lack of looking!
Blog Action Day: synchronized enviro-blogging
October 15, 2007 11:15am
This one struck a nerve for me:
http://www.chrisblanc.com/blog/culture/2007/10/15/blog-action-day-the-environment/


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I don't want to own a gun. They're dangerous and I don't want one of the damn things around a house.
However, I think that we've got to expect political instability ahead, and I want to be able to defend my family. Just like in the LA riots, the police will be overwhelmed.