The first time I used a mouse trap I found a little nose in it in the morning. It was horrifyingly sad. Since then I only use live traps and release the mice away from big, mean humans.

Yikes. Republicans have ravaged this country like a hoard of biblical locus.

Ah, the Dodo bird. I was very sad when I learned they had gone extinct. The world suddenly became smaller and lonelier.

"Let's not talk about it, let's actually go do it, and then let's deal with the consequences"

Endy's level of recklessness redefines hubris. His arrogance is not only mindboggling, it is terrifying.

"Anyway, you guys should love Endy's work, he's all about open source."

So that justifies everything? How absurd.

Barbarian mothervucker.

One more reason to be grateful I'm a vegetarian!

Grizzly. Once again, glad I'm not a flesh eater.

The "war on drugs" is positively medieval and Bush, well I don't even want to get started on the shithead piece of crap.

I must say, I agree with your wife. I don't even want to read about it.

Here's a little trivia: Warhol had an IQ of 86.

Gene Autry's Cowboy Code is a joke. The guy was an actor and his "Cowboy Code" is pure Saturday matinée.

Reminds me of a story I once read in the paper about a guy who was holding up a gas station but was so drunk the employees didn't take him seriously. They wouldn't give him the money, so he called the cops and demanded they come and arrest the employees. You can guess who spent the night in jail.

So what is the cause of all these fires? Forgive me if it's all over the news. Don't own a TV.