Happy Mutant Profile

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Bio: I'm a failed breeding experiment between rabid hillbillies and the german middle class. I have a cannibalistic immune system and self-destructive tendencies. I'm just waiting for the zombie invasion to begin.

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April 25, 2008 12:53am

It IS a unicorn chaser. Only the virgins can see it tho....

Smoking ban workaround in bars: Hold "theater nights"

February 25, 2008 2:18pm

I dont see it as issue of smoker vs nonsmoker. It's an issue of a business being able to make it's own choice about what LEGAL activities it allows. I say either make smoking illegal (and we all know how well prohibition and the so called war on drugs is going) or allow adults to make their own choices for their bodies and businesses.

@4- "It's a shame that the employees are being subjected to this kind of toxic environment."

Oh please. They work in BAR it's like feeling bad they are being exposed to all those drunks. No one is forced to work there, and besides lots of people work in a "toxic" environments. Coal workers, sewage treatment workers, and mechanics come to mind.

Plus bigger crowds = more tips. I'm fairly sure they weren't upset about that paycheck.

Plushie brain cell

February 18, 2008 6:20pm

oh wow my friend and I just five minutes ago were discussing how it was sad they didn't have one of these to represent multiple sclerosis.... now they kinda do.

Little people concealed in hockey bags fleece Swedish bus passengers

January 21, 2008 6:15pm

I blame the space roaches.

Super cockroaches conceived in space

January 21, 2008 6:13pm

Great now roaches will outlive us on this planet and out-colonize us on the rest.

Evolution of the heart emoticon <3

November 21, 2007 11:35pm

I was hoping for something more. His blog seems pretty interesting, but the post wasn't really about the evolution of

PUR Flavor Options Adds Fruit Taste at the Tap

November 18, 2007 1:52am

I like the contrast between "Pur water" and artificial flavor additives..... Personally I like the mystery flavor of plain tap water.

Boing Boing's new community features!

November 17, 2007 1:23am

I've been wondering also were exactly is the appropriate place to go when we have trouble with the new community features?

Man arrested for toad tripping

November 16, 2007 1:53pm

ok but was the toad tased?

Terror police in UK taser man in coma

November 15, 2007 3:23pm

Why would they even put handcuffs on a unresponsive person? They are obviously not posing a threat. I wonder how long the guy would have been in custody if he had been dead.

Unicorn Kingdom Club video

October 8, 2007 7:08pm

That kid is awesome, better special effects than in some movies I've seen. Maybe the next Liam Sullivan.

Citizen issues parking ticket to cop

April 23, 2008 12:04pm

DRM's final insult

April 23, 2008 4:53am

Weird computer architectures

April 11, 2008 11:06am

ATHF LEDs all over Boston today

January 31, 2008 9:21am

Massive machine animals in France

January 28, 2008 11:15am

Clothespin and skin alphabet

January 24, 2008 11:42am

History of trepanation

January 24, 2008 9:56am

Three-eyed piglet with two snouts

January 23, 2008 10:03am

Retro-gamer cupcakes OM NOM NOM NOM

January 22, 2008 6:46am

HOWTO: 70 gory photoshopping HOWTOs

January 21, 2008 10:22pm

Super cockroaches conceived in space

January 21, 2008 11:09am

Nanohazard symbol design competition

January 14, 2008 2:08pm

Penn Jillette's video rant show

January 11, 2008 1:58pm

Nintendo cross-stitches

January 10, 2008 11:34pm

Wavy cabinet

January 2, 2008 6:21pm

Zombie octopus crafts for sale

December 23, 2007 12:12am

Anatomical heart made from candy hearts

November 25, 2007 10:18pm

A tour of magician Teller's house

November 23, 2007 3:51pm

Secret underground temple seized by police

November 23, 2007 10:12am

Two-faced kitten

November 21, 2007 8:20am

Decorative toilet decals

November 18, 2007 12:38am

Computer desktop for the wall

November 16, 2007 7:52am

Josh Foer on memory

November 15, 2007 12:58pm

Terror police in UK taser man in coma

November 15, 2007 12:20pm

Mid-century classic gadgets photo-set

November 14, 2007 6:07pm

Ad for hot Dr Pepper

November 14, 2007 3:35pm

Flying spaghetti monster tree ornament

November 13, 2007 5:02pm

Twin Peaks -- 10 DVD set

October 29, 2007 4:17pm

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