@nelson.c the correct term these days is "bingbonged." Anyone got a mirror?

On second thought, maybe new universes are merely shitty analog copies, and black holes are just giant analog copy machines (analog holes?). You now how each generation says that things-are-getting-worse/are-not-as-good as they used to be? This explains it. We started with the "digital studio master" edition, and now were down to "eight track."

Actually, this explains a lot of things.

•) - happy mutant emoticon

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is sort of "stringy." Does that help?

•)

But why would I pay $50 for one . . .

Maybe you've graduated from Lomography?