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Panel finds Palin abused power; Judge orders email from her private accounts be preserved

October 12, 2008 2:40am

I like Sarah's authenticity. I supported the "draft Palin" movement online before McCain picked her. The current economic downturn is the final part of a major Elliot Wave. The last time we experienced this part of the wave was 1929. When we have major economic downturns, the American people always change parties in the White House, so Senator Obama is very likely to win this election. If McCain/Palin manage to win this, it will be a major upset. I don't like W. He's the worst president ever. But, I can't blame him for this economic crash. It is an inevitable part of the Elliot Wave. This part of the wave was postponed by the internet bubble and then the real estate bubble, both of which have made the inevitable crash part of the Elliot Wave worse than if we had just gotten the crash over with earlier. And now, because of this inevitable crash, we are probably going to elect an empty suit to the presidency.

Did you know that Barack Obama sued Citibank to force them to make more subprime loans back in his ACORN days? McCain is doing a terrible job of getting the word out about his opponent.

Crows use causal reasoning

September 20, 2008 8:25am

Why is a crow?
Caws! Caws! (Cause! Cause)

Amusement park hires parenting cops to confiscate smart phones/PDAs

May 23, 2008 11:40pm

I own a business. I need to be reachable 24/7. If you won't be my friend because of that, then you weren't really my friend in the first place.

Laika the astro-dog tin toy from 1958

May 17, 2008 11:51am

A fanciful fictional version of the story of Laika that brings tears to the eyes can be found here:

http://nofatclips.com/02008/01/27/laika/Zune%20Arts%20-%20Laika.mp4

California Supreme Court rules for same-sex marriage

May 16, 2008 4:54pm

@t3knomanser (#51):
"I think every individual should have legal recognition as at least ten different fictional persons. We have to get past this idea that an individual is a single functional unit- that a person is an atom. Individuals aren't- they are entirely "dividual"."

Could you elaborate on that? Why should there be ten different fictional persons? What would they be and what purpose would they serve?

Camera glasses on sale -- goodbye, photography bans

April 8, 2008 7:25am

Exotic dancers will be examining our glasses now so that they don't end up plastered all over the internet.

Why hardware ebook readers are a dead end (for now, anyway)

March 5, 2008 12:33pm

Chinese handguns huh? What happense to criminal thugs and thuggish governments when everyone they try to victimize has a Chinese handgun in his pocket? Bye bye thugs! I like it. I hereby hope the world becomes flooded with Chinese handguns.

Disneyland's plans to change It's a Small World ires fans

March 5, 2008 12:27pm

I wonder what would happen if one of their rides were to be put on the National Register of Historic Places? I wonder why that never happens? I wonder why the news media never asks why that never happens? Actually, I think I know the answers to those questions already.

Off switch needs key to be turned back on

February 25, 2008 7:11pm

You can buy motion-sensing light switches at home-improvement stores. The light comes on when you enter the room and goes off again if there is no motion after a while.

Radio troll "Filipino Monkey" may have transmitted in Strait of Hormuz

January 13, 2008 3:21pm

"Daniel, you forgot the part about me having a history of stabbing you under circumstances very similar to those you've described."

The USS Cole was attacked by Al Queda, a non-state actor, made up mostly of Arabs, mostly from Saudi Arabia. The speed boats were from the Iranian government, which is a state actor, non-Arab (Persians are not Arabs), and obviously non Saudi. The only similarity is that both are Muslim. I'm not trying to be "politically correct" here, but it is just plain intellectually lazy and very dangerous to equate all Muslims. If you can't be bothered to make appropriate distinctions, then I can't help you.

Bang bang, you're egg!

January 13, 2008 2:43pm

Actually eggs don't clog arteries, carbs do. (Just read Gary Taubes.)

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