Between idiotic yelping, an omnivorous mutt mistakes the fantastic iPhone app Tap Tap Revenge as a choice bit of offal-filled carrion or perhaps the eye jelly of a small humanoid. Disgusting creatures, Dogs: the dog himself seems a bit incredulous about the situation.

If that was the post this comment thread would be 8 pages long with people screaming how u dare insult the noble dog. The saver of children and feeder of kittens,raccoons,white tiger cubs with out mothers.

Pigeons where used by the military to save lives and help win world war 1 and 2.

Sky rats! Pigeons carry no more disease than any other bird. You are regurgitating crap shoved down your throat buy pest control companies who have found that they can make quite a bit of money waging a war on these birds. Do you think Doves are sky rats? I love how people oh and awww over doves and run like a pit bull is chasing them from pigeons when they are the same bird. So when you go to your friends wedding or funeral and they release doves make sure you stand up and yell out sky rats!

He "fell" 30 feet from a bridge. Nice of them not to call it attempted suicide.

"Because Brando has what computers crave."

Do you have to pay to play? As in if I buy the game do I have to pay a monthly fee to play like on WOW.

What do you say to the woman who did this besides you are superhuman. You have the ability to scratch through your own skull in one night and not bleed all over your sheets when you hit the blood brain barrier.

Nc plg fr vrzn. Gtt py ths bls rght.

Ok im stumped on the unicorn. Cause they are real. I mean if they arent who is that who keeps putting my mail in the box?

This may not be work safe as it may cause you to jump out of your chair and scream that is AWESOME! Causing mass panic and hysteria as no one feels anything at work is awesome this will cause other employee’s to question why they are at work and cause a general riot.

Just in case current tasers weren't deadly enough.

Kebabs are not American. You can’t go to an American restaurant and order a kebab. The last thing you want is someone with a Kebab stick in a restaurant law suits for everyone. Besides Kebabs are scary and our president doesn’t like scary things.