@BLAZENHOFF

Ha. Well, she has a *boyfriend*, but it's one for whom it took TWO YEARS for it to occur to him to call for help when she was stuck on the toilet. Is she really livin' the dream here? (:

The article doesn't mention anything about her being "obese", yet a couple of us seem to be assuming that this is the case. Inserting that detail seems a little fatphobic to me. (She's a lunatic! She must be a fattie!)

And #9, I'm sure you're not suggesting a skinny woman's "nether regions" would smell any better after being in the same situation?