-Pleasant service: Firstborn child
Giving a flight attendant a baby will help things how? :-)

Seriously, though, this is ridiculous. Is the difference you're paying for a matter of keeping more service reps available per customer when flights are cancelled, or do they really just not give the magic Speedy-Training (tm) to their normal--free--service reps?

Isn't there a statute of limitations any more?

I think the statue of limitations for 'statue of limitations' remarks expired after the fifth comment.

Meat is murder, and vegan cake is murder?

Perhaps we could embed the cardboard with seeds and as it slowly disintegrates in the rain and early morning dew, it starts a new growth, planting dense native shrubbery where the cubby house once stood.

ChiaHouse?

Seriously, though, both the idea of building something like this or the aformentioned rivet-castle with (future) kids and the prospect of native shrubbery sounds fantastic.

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Fixed that for you.