24 inches wide? That ain't fitting under the seat! Probably even not in the overhead compartment.

They need a lesson in geography. They place Sacramento directly east of San Jose, and San Francisco significantly north of both of them. Minneapolis appears to be northeast of Chicago.

Or maybe this is just a product of the "old-timey" maps.

@18: You don't understand. There can be no hitches. Or emergency stop buttons.

Actually, Bubbledragon, that's not a bad idea. Many dumps will dispose of old paint by coating an old piece of lumber with layer after layer of it. Once it's dry, it's not much of an issue.

If your paint is latex-based, you can also just leave the lid off for a few weeks to dry everything out, assuming there's not much left in the can.

Would you really want to go 60mph in this thing?

Why pay that much for a wooden keyboard when you can get a 419 scam artist to make one for you for free?