Is it possible to have a non-steampunk phonograph?

I think the point is that putting them on cans causes them to all become in phase, no matter what the starting phase was.

So why is the guy holding an RSS logo?

The blogging equivalent to 4:33.

I remember seeing these in a Mickey Mouse anthology. They're probably authentic.

Thats what I was going to say...

It's funny because in that story the first person to use their name on books written by the grammatizator was a romance novel writer...