I hope he goes to jail and gets shocked.

Why would Mazda want to wonder if people were wondering if their new Mazda had been flooded, or suspended sideways in a salty chemical atmosphere while they leaked all over themselves? The awesome part is that the ship was saved, and didn't dump it's fuel.

I used to hitchhike, and also pick them up. But there were too many nuts, so I stopped.

yeah! it sure is funny!

41 hours is a good head start on death by dehydration. He was just lucky that some dummy stumbled onto him. 25 Million is useless if you're dead, and totally reasonable if you come out alive.

Cashier is an easy, decent way for someone to earn a little money. Anything that gets rid of cashier jobs is bad, whether it's some idealistic experiment, or the self-scanners at a big box store.

Hey Punky Brewster, instead of unloading half the can, use one coat of florescent over a coat of flat white...POW!

Regular motorcycle suits protect against abrasion.
What good is this thing going to do in a real impact? The air looks like its squishing around.

Just some dummy looking to steal someones thunder.

When crazy guys go to jail for killing vandals, there's less of both to bother the rest of us!

What about a whipped gold bar? It works good for those 3 Musketeers bars.

This kid was tagging the wall on the levee, and the levee cops chased him along the levee in their car until he fell down, and they ran him over and killed him. I wish they would have been competent enough to catch him alive.

3 things:
1 Getting in a fight with a robot would make my day, and I'm not even a bored bum.
2 Kids should not have to step over bums that spent the night in front of their daycare center.
3 My taxes should pay the police to shoo bums off the corner and into programs that would exist if everything weren't so republican.

Peeeeeyeeeew! the woosification of skateboarding has gone to far. Skateboards are supposed to be worn down to a nub, and then you're supposed to be desperately scrounging for enough $ to get a new deck. I haven't ridden in a long time, but I feel like a famine victim looking at a furniture made of sandwiches.

its only art if it's on a piece of paper.

If he can get it rolling, $20 is good money for cutting a shape and planting a tree. A lot of people have worse jobs than being dorky.

A lot of resources are wasted on shipping stuff that can be produced locally from local materials, so I get the concept. But a bamboo bike frame? The steel frame is the cheapest part to manufacture and ship.
If a bike needs all those other bulky expensive components manufactured and shipped, why hold out when it comes to the frame? And steel Frames don't have catastrophic failures, who knows what happens to 20 year old bamboo.

The land isn't zoned pretty, it's zoned agricultural.

I could never go growing my own jaw bones...
I just don't have the stomach for it.

The late Mr Rogers sang, "it's not the way you wear your hair, it's you I like".
He really had an appreciation for the individual, and the freedoms our forefathers fought for.
Everyone's hair is ugly in it's own way, If that's the way you want to see it.

They could find out if it's dough or not by baking it.

Maybe officer Roger has a naturally booming and aggressive voice, and he's paid to be blunt.
Sometimes things change, so passengers should be flexible. It wasn't like they over-booked the plane, or anything worth bitching about.

all this being said...
I wish I had a laser gun!
pew-pew-------peeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!
(fighting evil for good)

All that wasted driveway... Why can't he snap on some more alley segments, on some leveling casters?
Needs a little more research and development.
I want it to pop out like a sofa-bed!

First of all, I'm totally against the FSM cause it's so cool and clever, and I don't know what it is.

It's really rotten that American manufacturing has been devastated by wage slavery abroad. I didn't expect it to become a problem in the arts also.

crap, I wanted to be the one who said they had mercury in them.

can you get a dui for driving overcaffinated?

I'm a true believer. It's like the awesome cousin of the inside the egg scrambler.

It looks like the driver sits way back from the windshield. Seems like you'd focus on the inside of the cabin instead of the road.

Winston the bulimic. That's going to kill him. You can't just flush the stomach acid out of your stomach on a regular basis and expect it to function.