Oh this is just silly. Why do evangelicals think they are the the preservers of conservative social and religious values?
There are so many disgustingly, I mean inspiringly, violent and sexual stories in the Bible, that anyone who claims it is The Source of conservative values ought to try, uh actually reading it?

Why I don't even need to go to the movies to get my full share of graphic sex and violence. I need only open the good book.

Let’s start with the Rape of Tamar. In this charming conservative family tale a young virgin gets raped by her brother, and he gets away with it until two years later he is killed by one of his own brothers. Now that is a story we need our youth to watch on the big screen.
Think of how the values portrayed in The Rape of Tamar, can just heal Canada of all it's liberal immorality!
Or how about that other charming family tale of Judah and the prostitute? You all remember that one right? Judah, a supposed ancestor of Christ has sex with a prostitute. Well it turns out she is Judah’s daughter in law, and she’s pregnant three months later! Well can you guess how this uplifting and clean tale ends? Why Judah proclaims that his daughter in law should be burned to death of course! But fortunately it is revealed that Judah impregnated her in the first place, and Tamar forgives and forgets. What a good girl. We need more women like Tamar--obedient, humble, and willing to do what ever men tell her. This tale, if widely adopted, could do away with womens lib permanently and get Canada back to where God wants her.

Oh the list of culturally conservative values portrayed in the Bible goes on and on. Why there’s Sodom and Gomorrah where we have a tale to share with the whole family around the fire—why it’s nothing less than gang rape all night long followed by murder.
Get that on the big screen quick before Canada’s culture is ruined with all those liberals with their smut!
And if you ever are at a loss as to what to do if you can’t find a man to sleep with (as a woman) why refer to the Bible where Moab sleeps with his two daughters without the good lord saying or doing a thing about it. Now there are some family values for ya!
I often wondered how Adam and Eve could have produced the entire human race anyway. Well it just occurred to me how they did it--incest of course! Yes yes, the sons and daughters of Adam and Eve must have slept with one another to create this fine human race right? Now there is a story we need on the big screen. Humanity is a result of incest and it was all as God intended from the beginning. I don't see God getting down on Moab do you? Well then I suppose incest is OK then. Let's pass legislation to permit, why even promote incest in order to get back to those good old fashioned values.

But we mustn’t forget the positive message of the story of King David and Bathsheba either. Why I’m sure this is a tale we all remember from Sunday school right? Of course! How could we forget the classic tale of King David impregnating a beautiful woman and then having her husband murdered so he can add her to his harem of nine. I don't know about you, but I've always wanted at least nine wives or more, and when I see a woman I like why its in accordance with the values portrayed in the Bible to just kill her husband and take her for yourself after impregnating her. And here I thought such behavior was the lot of utterly reprehensible sociopaths. Of course not! Its is the duty of a king to just rape and pillage with impunity.
Now if that got on the big screen we would see a revival of conservative values in Canada that would just blow your minds.

I’m sure you all can add all your favorite Bible stories to this list to illustrate the world view this evangelical is coming from, and the positive alternatives offered in the Bible to the moral relativism of liberal film makers.

I find it odd that only days after a friend from Switzerland gave me a link to this video that it is now all over some of the major news sites. Personally I find the video pretty hilarious, but I am shocked to see that others have the same sentiment.
I notice some claim it may not be real after all. Never fear, there is another video that I venture to say is even more disgusting than two girls... it is called two girls and one finger.
There can be no doubt that this video I mentioned is definitely real. Of course I'm not going to provide a link or description since I will then be guilty by association. But if anyone does 'dare' to view the smutty garbage I just referenced, I think you will find that it is the next level of trash we can all discuss endlessly.
And yes I agree, we all shouldn't be jovially discussing such utter garbage, but at the same time, I have nothing better to do today.

That is craazy! Look you can't eat money and you can't sit on a virtual couch.

Virtual punishment is absurd as well! Can you imagine someone sitting in a virtual prison cell for a virtual murder they committed in second life?

Haha. Talk about crazy.

Before virtual reality comes actual reality.

People are getting carried away with simulacrums.

AR

The question of what came before the Big Bang, or before Planck Time, is really interesting. Recently I read an article about one of the main problems confronting astronomers when they try to peer back in time 14 billion years. Right now we supposedly can see back 12 billion years, but since the Universe theoretically is 14 billion years old, once we see back 14 billion years we won't be able to see any further. This is because light itself came to be 14 billion years ago as did space-time. So to see 'before' the emergence of space-time is seemingly impossible.
Physics seems to be interested in what the fundamental 'stuff' is that makes up everything. Strings are one theory. They are supposed to be Planck Length vibrating strings instead of tiny points.
Since there are a number of different String Theories, M-Theory is thought to be the underlying theory of all string theories.
It's all quite complicated but M-Theory is supposed to be an alternative to the usual Big Bang Theory that implies the universe emerged out of a seemingly impossible infinite point. M-Theory suggests the whole universe is made of 4 dimensional Branes underlying 11 dimensional space-time.
It all sounds pretty spooky to me though.

This debate between science and creationism boils down, I think, to a debate between instrumental and speculative reason.