I'm still convinced Ben Stein made Expelled as a comedic venture. He cannot possibly be fucking serious.

I lol'ed hard. This is a classic, and quite possibly the only Lolcat trash I actually like. I love it when people are so clever.

On Cape Cod, we're already paying $3.60 for gas, which hasn't been seen since the freshly-after-Katrina days.

Where's SU? :(

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I wonder if he looked back at that and thought "Holy shit, Cheney!"

@Steve Stair -

Ziiing.

They forgot Boston. With the Big Dig finished and the city being built on a swamp, I'm sure it will turn into a giant swimming pool eventually. It's just a matter of time.

And military police have arrested one suspect, a Skye Net (Possibly an alias). Suspect is keeping his mouth shut, but says is determined to destroy the world.

Either way, they didn't breed them very beautifully back then, eh?

I can only imagine that one wearing this at an airport would bring a "random search" upon them.

I'm going to sit back and wait for the hammer of Christian Fundamentalism to fall.

Wow. If only I had a laptop. Or a desire to get my prostate massaged.

I don't think a prostate massage is really worth $500+ though, to be honest. That's a little steep, even for CL.

I do remember reading Catcher in the Rye, which used a lot of heavy words. I also remember watching a lot of questionable content in Film Study classes, and I especially remember my graduation day when 10-12 girls ran down the halls topless. No teachers resigned.

Then again, I live in Massachusetts, which is a liiittle more easy-going than the pompous shitbag state of Connecticut.

I saw that earlier and it made me shiver. No, literally.

The scariest part about it is that Ted Stevens, a complete meatball, will be in charge of net neutrality.

I'll end up moving to Russia if that day comes.

"Nothing pisses me off more than New Earth creationists. Little Jeffery probably doesn't know the world isn't flat, but I can guarantee he knows that evolution is a lie, gays are evil, and science shouldn't be trusted!"

Here here!

The worst part about the people who believe in those unbelievable things is that they're so concreted in their beliefs. They refuse to accept any other possible reasoning (Which is actually ironic because they're not exactly following reason themselves) because God, the little invisible man in the sky who had some people write a book in the bronze age, told them so.

My life was fully complete when I saw them live (May 2006). They are the most amazing group on the face of the planet, hands down.