Reminds me of LIONCASH:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Operation_LIONCASH

ARE WE NOT MEN?

The spice must flow.

Steampunk is sooo over. It's only a matter of time before cheap Chinese steampunk home decor is available at Target.

Not to be confused with Abbie Hoffman.

Banishes night wrecks and smashups, ends fear of running over children or animals...

That takes all the fun out of driving.

#23

I came here to ask that!

For those who missed it, you can play this on /b/ any time you want.

But you have to leik mudkips

#5:

Ah hah! Front 242 was ahead of their time for multiple reasons. :*)

One you lock the target;
Two you bait the line;
Three you slowly spread the net;
And four you catch the man.

I got a new Super 88 system.

Michael Crichton will finally have some competition.

Welcome to /b/oing /b/oing.

You laugh you lose! This is my final form. inb4 rickroll.

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This has nothing to do with convienience, it's merely a consumer good marketed to folks with a dish collecting disorder.

W'v rchd crtcl mss hr flks. Tm fr "stmpnk" t df.

I used to be an internet addict.

Then I was banned from 4chan.

Please warn us when it's a Super Deluxe link next time so we'll know not to bother clicking on it.

The cigarettes must have given people of the 50's much longer attention spans.

Oh look, a birdie...

Would make a cool level in the next Myst game.

This guy makes Hubbard look like a hack.

We'll need these when the aliens come and disable our ICs.

This story is a bit suspicious-sounding, even for the Guardian.

This guy and the Time Cube guy should have a debate.

I got lulz from this last time I was at Ritual.

The Eastasian army is poisoning our water. What next, our Victory Gin?

Looks like they "forgot" to add pedophilia.

The old Wired magazine logo was cooler.

But the Hotwired logo always sucked, even when the site was bitchin'.

The SDK costs $99. Lame. Even Symbian doesn't charge for their SDK, as far as I know.

What happens if you're already eating horseradish when the alarm goes off?

NERDS!!

(Just sayin')

Why doesn't he just start a group on Facebook?

You don't need to start a brand new social network for every single possible topic.

Meh. Might be funny if you're drunk.

Cory, you haven't heard of these by now? And you think you're an espresso gee? For shame!

Is it legal to have cameras in the bathroom?

There was something like this at SIGGRAPH last summer. A series of infared LEDs scrolled messages across a black monolith. You could only see the message by pulling out your camera (cell phone camers worked fine) and watching it on your screen.

But the LEDs certainly weren't bright enough to overwhelm the camera.

#5:

I'm more than weary of the hysterics surrounding "waterboarding" by U.S. interrogators. See the article at...

So morality can now be measured in seconds?

Because a gunshot is pretty damn quick. If you look at it that way, war isn't such a big deal.

If you believe this story, I've got a bridge to sell you.

No really. A 4-ton railway bridge, to be exact.

"When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?"

-- Chuck Palahniuk

Push button. Receive bacon.

Must be from the cutoffmyfeet.com guy.

Is it just me, or does that chart look a bit phallic?

Wait, people think it's safe to visit UAE? That's news to me!

Es war um 1780
Und es war in Wien
No plastic money anymore
Die Banken gegen ihn
Woher die Schulden kamen
War wohl jedermann bekannt
Er war ein Mann der Frauen
Frauen liebten seinen Punk

Who you gonna call?

MYTHBUSTERS!!

He was probably on drugs and got freaked out.

Life imitates Seinfeld?

Sure you'll giggle and act stupid, but no other drug lets you see the world's underlying geometry. Did you know everything is made out of Legos when you look hard enough? I didn't, until I tried salvia divinorum.

Still, I'd rather do acid.

Apple is like the bitchy IT guy who won't help you but still demands a hefty paycheck.

The bats have left the bell tower.

Where do I get the rest of the tunnel?

Something tells me this would cause serious injuries in an accident.

*Especially* with glass bottles.

It's your NAME that makes you a terrorist. Not something you've done, not something you've been suspected of doing -- but your NAME.

So if there are any other Osama bin Laden's around, you're a terrorist too!

Great! Now I can download all the music I want, and my neighbor will get in trouble instead of me!

This doesn't look ADA compliant.

Saw these at SIGGRAPH '07. A lot of the display models were broken. I thought they felt cheap (duh) especially the keyboard. The plastic was not sturdy.

And the software was incredibly confusing.

The OLPC people might be able to make these on the cheap but what will it cost to fix them, provide upgrades, etc.?

The daughter is just kind of stupid and spoiled.

The real crime here is the mother's eye makeup.

@ Anaxaforminges:

Jump in a car and head down to Mountain View for all your Wal-Mart needs.

Or on second thought, don't. The place is dirty, the employees are zombies, and the prices aren't any better than Target.

Gay Bar is the best presidential mashup.

Why should the owners be responsible? They should ticket the animals.

That looks rad.

Are the trains driverless? Modern train systems don't really *need* a driver, and it would be cool to sit up front.

Some of these sound like rock band names Dave Barry came up with.

Alessar She's just a fake

As opposed to the other kind of magical witch faerie?

125 pounds?! That's almost as much weight as you'll put on eating there.

Would it be possible to recycle the oil on my face into a new razor?

Looks like the shit has hit the fan!

I read the headline as "1968 penises."

A gallon of 1968 penises is worth far more than $500.

Life imitates South Park?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IT_%28South_Park%3B_The_Entity%29.jpeg

What you don't know can't hurt you.

Radithor: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radithor

Also, did you know there was a US Radium Corporation?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Radium_Corporation

Goatse? No, but I think Freud needs to have a word with you, Mr. Sputnik.