Wll, Trs, th rl qstn s why y cnsstntly try t ntgnz thr pstrs. hd t g lk p th rn dscssn t fgr t wht n th wrld y wr tlkng bt. h, s nw tht y clld m "ntcs" n tht thrd jst bcs y ddn't gr wth my rsnng. Clssy.

Pls gv yrslf yr wn brk frm pstng nd cm bck whn y'r wllng t hv dscssn wtht sng msdrctn nd nmcllng. f y stll hv dbt, jst xmn th cntnts f ths thrd nd thnk hrd bt why t hs 105+ psts nd why t's jst bg dl mngst th BB cmmntrs.

Trs, wht y thnk bt my cmmnts n rn s nt mprtnt t m. Wht y d wth yr mdrtr pwrs n wbst tht's lrgly ddctd t prvcy nd fr spch sss s smthng m fr mr ntrstd n hrng bt. f y wld lk t dscss tht, thnk ths sms lk gd tm. Dn't y?

T Jr7my @38, 'd trn tht sttmnt n t's hd: Wht's dd s hw qckly sm ppl trn t th lbl f "trll" jst bcs smn dsgrd wth thm. n my xprnc, "trll" s sd s cnvnnt xcs t vd dbt mrs thn s n ccrt lbl.

ctlly tk th ppst vw nywy: trlls nly hlp m gt my thghts rnd t by gvng m n xcs t rthnk thm nd rphrs thm. Mny tm hv rspndd t trll wth wll thght t rply tht gt vn mr kds frm th rst f th frm thn my rgnl pst dd.

Thr wll lwys b trlls n sm brdgs; th trck sn't gttng rd f thm, th trck s fgrng t hw t mk thm nwttngly wrk fr y.

thght Crsh's scrpt ws bvsly tng-n-chk nd th whl thng ws ctlly jb t Bng Bng's plcy f mdrtng cmmnts. Th sttmnt bt bng ntrbld by dffrng pnts f vw jst strck m s bng clrly srcstc. H prbbly hd cmmnt f hs dltd rcntly nd wrt ths scrpt nd sbmttd t s lnk s sbtl pybck jb.

nd yt, n th dmns whch w d hv cntrl vr, w glflly cnsr thr ppl. Whrvr thr s cmmnty nbld cnsrshp prgrm sch s y mght s n Dgg r YTb, whr npplr cmmnts cn b bscrd n sm wy, hw mny ppl hpply ht th bttn t dwnvt n pnn thy dsgr wth?

"Gvrnmnts" r tlkd bt s f thy wr n ln rc frm nthr plnt, bt t's jst s -- jst grp f ppl wh cm frm r wn scty, nd th scknsss mbdd by gvrnmnts r th sm scknsss mbdd by tht scty. D srch n Bng Bng fr cmmn spllng f dsmvwld wrd, prhps "th" fr "th" nd y'll fnd tht vn th ppl wh cll fr cr r glty f sprdng th llnss.

f w wnt t cr th gvrnmnt, w nd t fnd t wht mks s ll s sck.

Tkn, y shld rlly rd p n rn. thnk y'll fnd lt mr thr t wrry y thn y'll fnd rgrdng Bsh, wh t lst hs sm chcks nd blncs t kp hm n plc.

hmdnjd ds nt rcgnz th rgm f srl nd hs bn qtd s syng t "mst vnsh frm th pg f tm". rn s nt (yt) bl t ccmplsh ths thrgh pn wr, lthgh f y xpnd th d f scd bmbng t th lvl f ntn, t ds frc m t wndr f "vctry" fr rn wld ncssrly qt t dftng srl, r mrly dyng n th ttmpt s tht thy cn chv thr trnl rwrd. Fntcl slm s scry thng. f rn thght tht gttng tslf nkd wld cs th rst f th slmc ntns t rs p nd crsh srl, 'm nclnd t thnk thy'd d t.

H ls, ncdntlly, s hlcst dnr. 'm nt sr wht wrrs m mr: ppl lk Hckb wh thnk th rth ws crtd 6000 yrs g r ppl lk hmdnjd wh thnk th msscrs cmmttd by th Nzs wr fkd. Whn y'r dlng wth ths lvls f grss gnrnc, nythng s pssbl.

S br tht n mnd whn cntmpltng rnn mtvs: thr ldr s lk Bsh, nly fr mr clvr nd fr mr crzy.

nfrtntly, rn s th n tht wnts wr nw, thgh nt wth th .S. Thy wnt th .S. t lv s thy cn hv thr wr wth srl. f rn thght tht nthr SS Cl ncdnt wld snd th S hm, thy wld d t n n nstnt. Prhps thy'r strtng t wndr f tht mght wrk, nd ths ws tst t s hw cls thy cld gt. Th gl s nvr gng t b t dft mrc n bttl, th gl wll b t brk r wll t fght nd snd s pckng.

ws srprsd th S shps lt th rnns s gt s cls s thy dd. t lkd t m lk t ths spd, th rnn bts wr nly bt 2 scnds wy frm mpct t sm pnts nd wndr f th S shps wld hv vn hd tm t sht thm f t cm t tht. Th nly lgcl rsn t gt tht cls s t prb r rctns.

ls dn't frgt tht w w qt fw mrcn trp dths t rnn sppls gng t rq. rn s dngrs. thnk w'll s wr wth thm n th nxt 10 yrs, thr thm gnst srl, thm gnst thr nghbrs r thm gnst th S r ll t th sm tm. Thr ldr mks Grg Bsh lk lk n gnt f pc, trth nd lgc. Lts hp thy nvr mk r cqr nk, bcs thy wldn't hstt t s t.

ll th md fcs nd trndy nt-Bsh fds mk s frgt hw cmpltly btsht crzy sm f th thr ldrs n th wrld r.

Hh. Y knw, 'm knd f dsppntd tht th clbs rnd whr lv *nvr* hv tht knd f scn. Sdly, 'm nt sr f cld pll ff qt th sm ffct.

Stll, gt m bzd p ngh bfr gng t nd mght gv t sht...

thnk ths s n f th bst rgmnts t s gnst trtr: rgrdlss f th nfrmtn gnd by t, t's wrng, nd nly th nms f hmnty ngg n t; whtvr cst w hv t br n xchng fr NT nggng n trtr s prbbly wrth th fnl pyff.

gr wth (mst f) th thr pstrs hr. f "prcssd jnk" s yr nmy, y cn d lt wrs thn McDnlds.

stll hr thr n ccsn myslf. t's fd, nd hppn t lk t. Nw Cry, y hv gt t stp bng s snty vr sch thngs. *wgs fngr* ltmtly t's p t th cnsmr (ltrlly!) t dcd hw mch s t mch. f y t 5000 clrs f c crm pr dy nd gt ft, t's hrdly th flt f th c crm ndstry, s t? Sm wth Mc D's. t thr myb nc wk, nc vry thr wk bt 'm ft bcs dn't st rnd n my btt rdng blgs ll dy! Clrs n = clrs t, thrw n mlt-vtmn f y hv ny wrrs nd Bb's yr ncl.

Rgrdng ns lvl, f y dn't lk t, y shld fnd nw plc. Sm brs xst xplctly fr wht's n th TV nd s tht ppl cn hr wht's n th TV, whch s why mngmnt kps trnng t p. Th rglrs r thr t wtch th TV nd t wngs nd drnk br, nt tlk (xcpt ccsnl shts f "G [nsrt ftbll plyr nm hr]!") thr brs r th sm wy, bt fr th jkbx. prsnlly try t sty t lst 100 mtrs wy frm thr f ths! fnd th qtr brs nd g thr. wld nvr g nt sm frtby sprts br nd ftz rnd wth th vlm r swtch t t Lftm jst bcs tht's wht ** wnt. Tht's jst ncnsdrt.

ws ctlly thnkng n msng xprmnt rltd t th whl "fnny vndlsm" thm tht's bn gng n wld b fr Bng Bng t pt fl t thr f th jckhmmr grl t b dsplyd n th frnt pg, bt thn llw nyn t dt t. thnk tht wld b n nstnt cr fr th "vndlzng s fnny" gggls s dn't thnk t wld b llwd t fly fr mr thn bt 60 mnts. t's Jhn Gbrl's ntrnt Fsckwd Thry lk #10 sd: Nrml prsn + nnymty + dnc = ttl fsckwd, nd ppl tkng ths dvcs nt th pblc r prvng tht t's nt lmtd t th ntrnt.

thnk t's vry smpl:
mrcns, nd myb wstrnrs n gnrl, r ddctd t trvl nd th rlns knw t.

Thy hv n ncntv t b nc t s nd nthr d th rprts bcs n mttr hw bnxs nd rd thy r, w'll kp gng bck fr mr. s nyn cnclng thr trp t tly vr ths? s nyn gng t drv frm Clfrn t Flrd rthr thn fly? T fw ppl r wllng t gv p r trvl.

Lst tm wnt t th rprt t pck p frnd cldn't fnd th cll phn wtng r. Th sgns kpt sndng m n crcls. bvsly thr ppl hd th sm ss s ln f wtng crs ws frmng n th rghtmst ln nr th trmnl. gt n ln nd wtd thr t. Sm scrty gy cm t nd YLLD t th ldy n th cr n frnt f m. Sh lkd t b bt 60 nd by hrslf. Sh mst hv rspndd t th yllng by skng whr th cll phn wtng r ws bcs hs ylld nswr ws, " cn tll y t's nt hr!" Dd sh sk y f t ws hr, jckss?

H ws ttl sshl fr n rsn. Wht ws wrng wth, "xcs m mss, y cn't prk yr cr hr"?

nd 'm sr h ddn't gt tht wy nd kp tht jb ll by hmslf. Hs bss pprvs, bt. Hll, hs bss prbbly tld hm t b mr lk tht! wldn't b srprsd f hs bss frd th lst scrty gy fr bng t nc!

Whrs f bmb gs ff, thy mght b hld lbl, s thy hv lts f ncntv t prb, pk nd yll nd n ncntv t b nc t cstmrs.

nd s lng s w'r ll ddctd t r trvl, tht wn't chng. Thy cn shv snffrs p r pprs t chck fr xplsvs n r clns ( hp TS dsn't rd ths!) nd w'll jst kp cmng bck fr mr bcs n n ndstry whr dmnd s mssv nd ltrntvs r nn-xstnt, cstmr srvc s dd, kckd, brd nd frgttn.

f y rlly wnt t prtst rln nd rprt rdnss, t's sy.

Stp flyng.

Hv y rlly sn vrythng thr s t s n yr r? Hw mny f yr nghbrs hv y nvr mt? Wht lndmrks xst wthn sy drvng dstnc tht y'v nvr gn t, vn thgh y'v sn lndmrks n Jpn nd Frnc?

Tk th tm t mt yr nghbrs nd xplr yr lcl r nd snd th sgnl tht f rlns nd rprts cn't b lttl ncr t s, w cn fnd bttr thngs t d tht dn't nvlv flyng.

Brk yr rpln ddctn nd brng bck th cncpt f "lcl cmmnty" tht hs sdly bn llwd t d t.

hv t sy 'm nt n fvr f ll f ths "vndlz fr rt!" cncpts, spclly whn yr rt thrvs nly by vndlzng smn ls's rt.

n prsn dng t s vgly msng. Tn thsnd ppl dng t s mss, whch s why w shldn't kp ncrgng t.

n dy sm rtst s gng t cm p whs rt s t g rnd tkng pctrs f thngs s tht h cn cm bck nd rstr thm t thr rgnl stt ftr ll f th thr rtsts hv bn rnd nd hckd thm p n vrs wys.

Clrly fk. Th gv wy s twrds th nd whn th sbsttt prnt r whtvr shws p nd th rctns r clrly cnnd. Th nly qstn n my mnd s whthr th fmly fkd t t gt n th shw r whthr th prdcrs fkd t t mk th shw ntrstng.

Syng tht ppl lk ths "xst n mrc" s bt slly. Thy xst n rp, Cnd, Jpn, tc, s wll. f nythng, thy xst n mrc bcs *vrythng* xsts n mrc, bcs mrcns r frm vrywhr.

Wll sd, Tm. t's "Brt" -- cmdy t th xpns f smn ls, slly smn ls tht's bng trstng fr th sk f pltnss nd s rwrdd fr hs trst by bng md fl. "Wht w d fr gd r fr ll, shll b rtrnd t s thrfld."

Tht's ttlly typcl f trffc n nd, t. Wht y dn't hr r th hrns. h my gd, th hrns! Thy dn't s blnkrs, thy blw thr hrns fr VRYTHNG. W sw n cr ctlly hd sgn n th bck tht sd "hrn brkn, wtch fr hnd". thght trffc ccdnts wr srprsngly rr gvn th wy vryn drvs bt gss DrpGrnd's stts tll th trth nd t's n srprs: thr trffc dth rt pr cpt s 10x tht f th S nd 13x tht f th K.

nd s cntry wrth vstng fr nyn tht's rlly ntrstd n sng nthr cltr. Vstng plcs lk rp, strl, Jpn, mrc, Cnd, s lttl bt lk nt vstng nthr plc t ll: w'r ll prtty smlr n lt f wys, cltrlly spkng. Gng t bg cty n nd wll lt y knw rght wy tht y'r rlly n cmpltly dffrnt cltr. Sm f th ncst ppl n th wrld, bt sm f th cltrl hbts wll drv y nts.

h tht br s frckn wsm! lv tht th br tndrs cn gv t blst whnvr smn gvs bg tp. t's th nw, fry vrsn f rngng th bll!

ws thnkng bt pln whr w g gt Bll Gts, hs hg chrty rgnztn nd bnch f rch Hllywd typs nd crt srt f chrty hlth nsrnc cmpny tht ccpts dntns nd ss thm t fnd hlth cr fr th lss frtnt. t wld trly b nvrsl hlth cr nd wtht th nd fr th gvrnmnt t bthr.

Thn cm t my snss nd rlzd tht ths dy nd g, th mprtnt thng n pltcl mvmnt s vndlsm! Yh! Lt's g plnt sm stckrs! Tht'll stck t t ths pmply 19 yr ld bys wh wll hv t g n th bck rm t r-shrnkwrp vrythng! Fght th pwr!

Hh, srry, jst cldn't rsst. Vndlsm s pltcl sttmnt jst nvr sts wll wth m. Thr r s mny bttr thngs t d.

Th plc r ptrllng th prk, cmr n hnd, s thy'll hv vdnc t s gnst th prvrtd mn wh lk t whp t thr dng-dngs n pblc? Hll, whr d snd th dghnts!