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Chile photos from Bob Harris: Pudu, Dibs, and odd Jeopardy questions
April 30, 2008 2:11pm
Accused penis thieves captured
April 25, 2008 8:47pm
#50 - I honestly don't know why you'd hear it that way, although that's really interesting. It's actually from Linoleum Knife, the intro to the Aqua Teen movie.
Accused penis thieves captured
April 24, 2008 2:20pm
Remember to keep your shoes on at all times
And don't pull your penis out unless you really need to
Indecent exposure is a Class 2 fe-lo-ny
Disneyland bans pictures in its parking lots
April 22, 2008 8:59am
Ahh, sweet photons. I don't know whether you're particles or waves, but you sure do go down easy.
Housing prices map with transport costs included
April 15, 2008 9:07am
What did you expect? Everything's a tradeoff.
Can aviation go green with algae-based biofuels?
April 8, 2008 7:37am
It had better; otherwise we're right back to steamships.
For Love of Water: infuriating and incredible documentary about world's water-crisis
April 7, 2008 7:34pm
The bit in The Corporation that got to me the most was when Bechtel claimed exclusive rights to the rain that fell on Cochabamba.
Air Canada: for $35, we'll let you talk to customer-service reps who can actually help you with a cancelled flight
April 4, 2008 1:12pm
gethuman is handy.
Venezuela president Hugo Chavez unwittingly wears Mickey ears
April 3, 2008 6:07pm
Afro-Duck, anybody?
Libraries and the occult
April 1, 2008 6:57pm
Use the Liber Paginarum Fulvorum (or Necrotelicomnicon).
1972 Ideal "Bing Bang Boing" commercial
March 30, 2008 3:31pm
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning
Where the trees go Ping!
And the tea pots jibber jabber joo.
On the Nong Ning Nang
All the mice go Clang
And you just can't catch 'em when they do!
So its Ning Nang Nong
Cows go Bong!
Nong Nang Ning
Trees go ping
Nong Ning Nang
The mice go Clang
What a noisy place to belong
is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong!!
Colombians: action needed to keep copyright curriculum sane
March 29, 2008 5:54pm
Colombia's #1 problem: intellectual property law.
Fake Craigslist "everything must go" ad costs man pretty much everything
March 25, 2008 12:44pm
Pure idiocracy. Sterilization for all.
Breakneck pace of construction in Beijing
March 23, 2008 12:54pm
Good to be on time. Can it hold up after the event?
US customs bar fashionista druggie writer for "moral turpitude"
March 21, 2008 4:02pm
Maybe they thought he would corrupt Newark.
Jack LaLanne on the secret to happiness
March 21, 2008 3:51pm
I burst out in song in public all the time. Now for the other two...
Replace GDP with something that reflects real quality of life
March 19, 2008 7:01pm
Are we sure we want to know?
Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30975
Humanity's Identity Crisis
March 17, 2008 8:21am
We're still trying to comprehend the universe with monkey brains and communicate complicated emotions and concepts with a method developed to tell each other where the ripe fruit was. Tell me when science comes up with a solution for those basic design flaws.
TED 2008: Irwin Redlener on surviving a suitcase nuke
February 29, 2008 9:25am
1. Sty sf dstnc wy frm Hllry Clntn, nd t lst 5 ft bv hr.
Vosotros -- CC friendly label -- first anniversary party this Thu in LA
February 26, 2008 1:39pm
The only time I ever heard the vosotros form in Chile was in church and Spanish movies.
TimesMachine: hackable browser for the public domain NY Times archive
February 25, 2008 8:28am
$1000? Do they at least supply your Sappho juice?
Spongebob Squarepants Rectal Thermometer
February 23, 2008 8:50pm
Gad, I read a joke about this sort of thing a few hours ago...
White Rabbit video with Star Trek crew
February 20, 2008 10:01pm
Glad most of you liked it. It's been in my YouTube favorites for months.
Alice In Wonderland syndrome
February 20, 2008 10:25am
Go ask Alice... http://youtube.com/watch?v=gUA35XQxxw8
Documentary about women who collect fake babies
February 13, 2008 11:41am
Children of Men. (The book, that is - they left it out of the movie.)
House for sale doesn't include dead man
February 12, 2008 3:44pm
Good job the housing market hasn't slowed down too much there, eh?
Photos on Yahoo: Ballmer about to devour Yang
February 11, 2008 6:58pm
Developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers!
Who cut the cheese? I mean the transoceanic 'net cables?
February 5, 2008 7:42pm
Maybe it's whatever caused the Bloop.
Unhelpful police sketch of masked bank robber
February 4, 2008 1:43pm
They'll have to look
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
around the world
Chocolate Biodiesel Experience
February 4, 2008 1:41pm
You think it'll contribute to Chocolate Rain?
UK farmer built illegal castle behind haybales
February 1, 2008 8:10pm
He surrounded the building with hay. Can you say "fire hazard"? I have to agree with the council on this one.
Sex gadget expose on Mississippi tv news (where they're illegal)
February 1, 2008 8:40am
The nitwits held onto prohibition of alcohol until 1966. Good luck ever getting them to come around to the idea that pleasure is OK.
Osama bin Laden found in Colombia, sort of.
January 30, 2008 2:03pm
Seems a bit like Emperor Norton.
500 Euro notes not welcome here
January 28, 2008 1:09pm
What gives with the lats? Swiss currency's value I can grasp, but Latvian?
Badass rayguns: postapocalyptic, steampunk, deadly
January 28, 2008 1:03pm
It's a clarinet. Nothing special. A trombone, now that would make a weapon.
Call your Senator NOW and support Sen Dodd's fight to save the Constitution
January 24, 2008 11:40am
Menendez' # = 202.224.4744 .
Angular attic staircase -- cheap, steep, and does the trick
January 19, 2008 3:44pm
Almost every home in Chile has stairs like these, especially down south where most people are 5'0", 5'6" and have proportionally tiny feet. With my size 12s, they might as well have been ladders.
Florida school board approves McDonald's report-cards and school-bus audio ads
January 19, 2008 3:43pm
This thread brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Wiretaps dropped after FBI doesn't pay bills
January 10, 2008 1:17pm
Evil *and* incompetent. Great combo.
Hiroshima man keeps crocodilian pet
January 9, 2008 1:48pm
Did anybody else start humming the Schnappi song when they saw this one?
Former Dateliner turned Media Lab geek explains why news sucks
January 1, 2008 7:25pm
Great. Now all we need to do to change it is to come up with some way to do an endrun around the profit motive and human nature.
Man with tail
December 31, 2007 1:52pm
Damn, I was hoping for a pig's tail a la Cien años de soledad.
Trade court allows Antigua to violate US copyright
December 22, 2007 7:41pm
One way or another, they'll bend the rules back around so that they can keep on winning.
xkcd on the writer's strike: I miss Jon Stewart
December 21, 2007 2:48pm
#1: Hooray!
#9: Agreed.
#12: Godsdamnit!
#15: You don't want to go digital? Enjoy your TV-free future.
The crackpot inventions of Bryan Mumford
December 15, 2007 2:08am
Are you sure it isn't Bloody Stupid Johnson's locker?
Terry Pratchett has rare, early-onset Alzheimer's
December 12, 2007 2:25pm
Gods damn it.
Fate worse than death.
Great CNN headlines of the moment
December 11, 2007 8:02pm
Lizard spit and bongs
LOL WUT?
*reads article
Gila monster saliva? Must've been a lot of work to neutralize that.
Lagos: fastest-growing city in the world
December 10, 2007 7:13pm
it's a perfect example of how the free-market is perfectly suited to a developping nation!
Indeed.
Lagos will be like New York, or London.
Or the other way around.
Great Firewall of China -- and CCTV
December 10, 2007 1:38pm
CCTV is all over China. There are several networks devoted to it, and hundreds of millions of people watch them on a daily basis.
Injured hedgehogs and cute/sad photo
December 4, 2007 6:27pm
At least they can never be buggered at all...
Unusual Christmas tree decoration: "Unborn Baby Ornament - US Troop Model"
December 4, 2007 6:26pm
Reason why humanity should go extinct #75392154.
Collector asks for your 1968 pennies
December 1, 2007 8:00am
Link to thousand-loonie bill:
http://www.bankofcanada.ca/en/banknotes/general/character/1954_tho.html
iPod taken apart and cast in resin -- still works
November 28, 2007 12:27am
how much does that thing weigh?
Mole man evicted from underground burrow
November 26, 2007 6:50pm
#6 - my bedroom's 125 square feet. I guess that burrow was about the size of that plus my home's midget 1940s kitchen.
Secret underground temple seized by police
November 23, 2007 12:40pm
Where's Umberto Eco when you need him?
Fossilized scorpion was bigger than a human
November 21, 2007 5:32pm
Oo-oo-oo-ooh... giant arachnids make me go all Ron Weasley.
Surreal muscle magazine cover
May 7, 2008 5:24pm
San Francisco sculpted in cookware
May 6, 2008 10:15am
Trader Joe's Cashew #4, a work of great fine art
May 1, 2008 4:58pm
Shakespeare's Pulp Fiction
April 19, 2008 4:39am
Super Mario Bros theme performed by an RC car on a row of liquid-filled bottles
April 14, 2008 10:04pm
Watchpeanuts: Watchmen as Charles M Schulz drawings
April 1, 2008 4:58am
Griefers deface epilepsy message-board with seizure-inducing animations
March 31, 2008 12:59am
Omnisio: string together multiple youtubes in playlists
March 29, 2008 11:40pm
Anti-emo pogroms rage throughout Mexico
March 27, 2008 9:10am
Which giant corporation owns your favorite tiny organic food brand?
March 14, 2008 1:13pm
Over 700,000 people are on terrorist watchlist, according to US gubmint
March 13, 2008 10:05am
Pratchett donates $1 million to Alzheimer's research
March 13, 2008 9:04am
Why we're powerless to resist grazing on endless web data
March 12, 2008 2:50pm
The pleasures and perils of chasing book thieves
March 7, 2008 1:01pm
Jasmina Tešanović: State of Emergency
February 21, 2008 11:39am
Earthrise from Lunar orbit -- video
February 20, 2008 10:02am
White Rabbit video with Star Trek crew
February 20, 2008 10:40am
Top ten most viewed pages on Wikipedia and Conservapedia
November 21, 2007 11:09am
Keep Calm and Carry On: sage advice from a sane wartime government
June 20, 2007 2:08pm
No friends yet.
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#22: Fail for taking La Cuarta seriously. You might as well take The Sun to be the vanguard of the British press.
One time in Castro I actually saw a pudu in somebody's backyard. This was in the middle of a town of more than 25000 people, mind you. I hope it got taken to Fernando's place.