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Book of bad tattoos

May 20, 2008 8:36pm

Nothing in that gallery even touches on the next-level lameness of this tattoo.

Ick.

Drug dealer vintage tax stamp

April 16, 2008 11:55am

Who needs vintage when you can have a crisp, new tax stamp for your stash?

According to the NORML website:

In twenty US states, those who possess cannabis or other illegal drugs are legally required to purchase and affix state-issued stamps onto his or her contraband. The total cost of the tax is generally determined by the quantity of contraband possessed.

... the legislative intent of drug tax laws is to impose an additional penalty – tax evasion – upon drug offenders after they are arrested and criminally charged with a drug violation.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

March 27, 2008 7:53pm

I find most of Takuan's iterations to be "snarky and unilluminating" but, alas, overposting does not seem to fall under the scope of the new policy. Please consider the issue in future versions.

Boing Boing's Moderation Policy

March 27, 2008 2:54pm

I can only join the growing chorus of readers who find the moderation style at Boing Boing to be ... let's call it "poor", if that's not too impolite.

Like Sparkzilla, I haven't commented in some time either and do so now only to point out that the Boing Boing "brand" has been somewhat cheapened for me. The mod's haranguing style in response to any comment seemingly critical of Boing Boing's recent direction is only compounded by the eerie, total silence on the subject by the editors themselves.

Again and again we're told, "This is our site to do with what we will. Love it or leave it." Also, "This is not a democracy". But, why shouldn't it be a democracy? Why shouldn't readers feel a sense of ownership? Otherwise, why publish?

And frankly, you know it's a sad state of affairs when a site as popular and beloved as Boing Boing has to be translated by a third-party site from English to ... English.

Honda's Power of Dreams

February 13, 2008 11:14am

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Honda's Power of Dreams

February 13, 2008 5:17am

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Ths s shmfl mmnt fr Bng Bng.

Honda's Power of Dreams

February 12, 2008 7:55am

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What do old people look like?

February 11, 2008 3:55am

My favorite semi-regular feature.

Reader Asks: Where to Buy Anchor Rubber Bands?

February 7, 2008 1:06am

The Wrap-N-Straps look so unwieldy compared with the elegant, task-oriented Cinch Its. Even the name Wrap-N-Straps sounds clunky and, if I may be frank, completely unreliable.

Plus, I dare you to not see little hospital bracelets when you look at them.

Steampunk Justice League of America modded action figures

January 10, 2008 2:43am

I recently rediscovered Gotham by Gaslight among my childhood comics. Easily one of the best ever Batman one-offs.

And these beautifully realized figures are the first articles of steampunk that I've unreservedly loved. Absolutely perfect indeed. I tip my hat to the artist.

Microsoft's horrible "Office Online Gift Guide"

November 26, 2007 3:23pm

Lumps of coal! And you probably can't even burn them without violating the EULA.

Due process too much hassle for DC dept. of motor vehicles

November 12, 2007 7:57pm

The constant tension between needing a car and the hassle of actually owning one was one of the reasons I finally left DC. (Well, specifically, it was the ticketing, the booting, and the towing of my car to questionable parts of Maryland not accessible by the Metro.)

On my last day, I met one of the unkindly creatures who'd been papering my car those many months and asked her if she ever felt parasitic doing what she did. She said she didn't have an opinion on the matter, but pointed out that I'd parked in a residential zone for which I didn't have a decal and would need to move four blocks. Zing!

Prototype helmet for F-35 Joint Strike Fighter pilots

November 10, 2007 6:34pm

It's like one of those beer can hats by way of Sharper Image - by way of HELL!

Datamancer's steampunk laptop

November 4, 2007 10:52pm

Tcky, t bst.

Floral Print Tools

November 1, 2007 7:46pm

A Harriet Carter classic.

Dumbledore is gay -- Rowling

October 21, 2007 8:38pm

Chorskewe - if the allusion is good enough for you, it's good enough for you, and I do think that's reasonable. Honestly, I don't give a sht about Dumbledore's sexuality either way.

What interests me is that Rowling consciously withheld this character trait as a writer, and now gets standing ovations for cynically using it as a provocateur.

"I had to give you something to talk about for the next 10 years ... Just imagine the fan fiction now," she says.

There's so much wrong with this sentiment that my blood boils. That it was a detail too apparently dirty and untidy to include in the definitive text, that she says this out of the corner of her mouth - suggesting an inevitable turn towards prurience in the fan fiction ...

She reminds me of those women who treat their gay friends like little neutered pets, relishing in their self-styled daring while managing to still vote conservative.

And Virgil, I appreciate your response, but dismissing my comment as "paranoid" doesn't exactly wash. I'm going to tread lightly here and just assume that we experience different political realities, "real human rights" notwithstanding.

However, I think we can agree that homosexuality makes many people uncomfortable, and that many people would rather GLBT people remain culturally invisible and politically impotent. It's a fact that underlies this entire conversation. Hell, it's a fact significant enough to have contributed to George W's re-election. No small feat!

So it's interesting to me that you ascribe every possible motive for Rowling's omission of Dumbledore's orientation except homophobia. I grant you - any one of those motives could be correct. But here's something else Rowling said:

"If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!"

Ergo, she assumed it would make her readers unhappy, or at least uncomfortable. And decided to not announce / broadcast it where it counts. In the work. That's homophobia, in spirit and in practice.

And as for the article about Rowling scribbling Dumbledore's sexuality in the margins (literally!) ...

The fact remains that that particular romantic reference wasn't righted. It was omitted.

Dumbledore is gay -- Rowling

October 20, 2007 9:35pm

First, HJO3 (and anybody else who believes the BB headline) - Dumbledore was / is not gay. Rowling's assertion to the contrary is nothing more than idle speculation. As they say in the theater: If it's not on the page, it's not on the stage.

And never mind your arrogance at concluding a major character's orientation is "not an integral detail" - do you honestly think that making Dumbledore's explicit would have reduced the cultural significance of this mega-selling series? If yes, that doesn't say much for Rowling's prowess as an author.

Actually, I think it would have lent a little credibility to all the bllsht I and a lot of non-fans politely swallow about that supposed significance. The mere fact that this series sold so well seems to be the primary basis for the claim anyway.

Making art is about (or should be about) taking chances. If making an old fckng wizard in a make-believe universe gay is too great an artistic chance to take ... well, I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. Or possibly puke.

Dumbledore is gay -- Rowling

October 20, 2007 3:29pm

@ Virgil:

The notion that sexual orientation is "unnecessary to broadcast" is almost quaint in this, the 21st century, and yet still mightily insulting.

Heterosexuals broadcast their sexuality in every conceivable and conspicuous fashion. It's only when homosexuals do the same that the term "broadcasting" is trotted out, and (well-intentioned) liberals claim orientation-blindness.

This is the cowardice and intellectual dishonesty that Rowling obviously suffered from during the course of her writing, or ... perhaps her editing?

Radiohead downloads were just a tactic to boost CD sales?

October 19, 2007 10:49pm

Distinguishing between 160 Kbps and FLAC is the 7th sense.

Leprechaun opens car door for pantless man

October 18, 2007 6:51am

Thurber lived in Columbus, and, fortunately for him, the leprechauns never travel north of Dayton.

Paul Allen Telescope Array / Mark and the Boing Box

October 11, 2007 9:02pm

Stellar: New intro, Xeni and Mark's coiffures, the Boing Boing dental plan apparently.

Put it in the cellar: createsimplicity.com.

"Ford Tough" Branding Iron

October 10, 2007 6:34pm

God, this is awful. I bet my dad already has one.

Amazon's MP3 store rips off your fair use rights

October 10, 2007 1:12am

The future of commerce, for good or ill, lies in renting, licensing, or borrowing products and experiences. The idea of "ownership" will be obsolete in another generation.

At least that's what Jeremy Rifkin argues in his wonderful 2001 book The Age of Access. For anyone interested in issues relating to intellectual property rights, public space, or creeping commercialism it's highly recommended.

Butt-biting Bug / Vaginads

October 5, 2007 10:33pm

If not a full-on beard, Jackhammer Jill at least has a 5 o'clock shadow.

Nintendo controller pipe

September 28, 2007 9:48pm

Cory = capsaicin stoner.

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