I've been on trains in jakarta and by golly, they're like a bloody oven inside, no aircon, the fans rarely work and the windows only open a few inches.

I would have loved to have been able to get onto the roof

Cobra commander is obviously running out of funds, he's sent a B.A.T. out to stock up
http://joes.propadeutic.com/bats.jpg

I reckon this monkey was looking at me, although it's not entirely clear from the pic

http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmos/223632592/in/set-72157594197688756/

I use my UV sonic screwdriver as a torch, plus it make a nifty wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee noise

I often use it while rooting around in PC cases for stray jumpers, impresses kids if I'm doing a home PC fix

cheaper as well, I think

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Electronic-Sonic-Screwdriver/dp/B0009P5YXO

I'm not sure what an instantaneous jump hour is, but I sure as hell want one

Isn't that what they use in sliders?