#35 TITSMCGEE
Holy Hell, that song was funny.

Looks like it could masturbate and sodomize you at the same time. Steampunk sex toy?

@#17
Aside from a whole string of narcissistic and homoerotic issues that come to mind, people could tell you to 'go eat yourself' and you could just smile back with a mouth full of DMATOS burger. I just wouldn't want to know what your special sauce was.

@#15

I would imagine that yes, you would still be exploiting animals by harvesting their stem cells.

Has SciFi Channel made a bad horror movie about this with Lou Diamond Phillips yet?

I know I'd feel safer if they also banned hoodies and caps and Guy Fawks masks. Where's that terrorist hotline? I see a guy holding an umbrella that may be blocking his face from the CCTV's view and it's already kinda hard to see because of the rain.

With the Cheeses of Nazareth!!!

Oh, I want a Jesus baloney!! The Meat of Turin!!!

I used to have one of these in my front lawn, but it looked more like a Pinto before I hit it with the sledge.

@#12 JMULLAN

Yeah, but we all know that one little fly can mess it up really bad for poor Mr. Buttle.

#3 - Damn. Guess I'll just have to use the interwebs.

23. Breaking Bad:Paying The Bills With Methamphetamine

Meltin,

While I certainly understand that it does happen, it doesn't mean that it's a good thing when it does.

Kids should not be having kids.

I'm sorry, but I don't take it too well if I see even just a 21 year old (let alone a 30+) guy tagging an under aged young girl.

Mmm, Brains are a good source of calcium and potassium! Good to know when the zombie overlords claim me as one of their own.

@#25 - "A person may purchase an alcoholic beverage for or give an alcoholic beverage to a minor if he is the minor's adult parent, guardian, or spouse"

The minor's SPOUSE? That's just creepy.

@#3 Kibble

Bender is just above and to the left of ED 209

#22 "If they never had sex, what does she even bring to the marriage? "

"Wow. Just WOw. that is really quite a sad view of marriage you have there."

Well, after ruling out a winning personality, likability, compatibility and money...what else is there?

Good Gods, I only watched the first 30 seconds before I went into convulsions and had this horrible flashback...why am I not married???...Where did all my money go..? OH RIGHT!!! Now I remember vividly!! THANKS!

"My New And Improved Mommy", by Ira Levin

@#43

Yeah, Vista has no bugs, they're "features".

Life is like a box of markers....

@Takuan

Morrissey is a the whiney ex-singer for the Smiths who has a big square head.

Mmmm...Cannibal Beaver

If I had billions of dollars, I could be eccentric too...instead if just crazy.

Awwwww. Thank every god that may or may not have ever existed that it's not another freakin' Virgin Mary splotch.

I tend to blame EC comics for my values and code of conduct. As a child, they taught me a form of simple kharma that church really never did. If you were an evil person who screwed over good people, the good people would come back from the grave and eat your liver.

Damn, did the Vatican remember add this to their list of sins? Quick, get in some Robot luv before they do!!!

..Or Mcarthy the Mouse

Looks more like Mickey the Peeper

FECKin' cool!

What Would Jeebus Do?

Can they make this as a cod-piece?

#5 Jeff,
All valid examples! It's an epidemic.

Does this also explain Justin Timberlake?