Well you could just go the easy route and make some sort of statement about the laser and your wang, but that'd be cheating.

Sigh, that laser's really cool and all, but what's it good for?

guys, guys, what happened to good old fashioned camel pack?

Well now this isn't a case of broken DRM system, it sort of is, but this is more of a case that MLB obviously could care less about the fans, yeah, fans, you know, the people that they make their money from.

Seriously, with less and less people even caring that baseball exists, you'd think MLB would try to not jack around people that actually cares about the game.

Tubman you filthy liar, everyone knows that the mighty capital dollar's made of unicorn tears and those NEVER lose value!

The promise of keeping the price low :p

Remember when it was first announced that it was going to be around the $200 to $300 range, and then it fluctuates, then stops making sense, then the world forgot about it, then they came back and said that it may even have windows XP, then it made less sense, then they came out with the specs, then nobody could understand why...

$400 is way too much for a glorified smart-phone, but without the phone, so... smart?

Great, now I'm making perfect null sense...

Oh god damn it, it may have been better for this thing to have stayed vaporware, now it's just going to be a constant reminder of Asus' failure to keep their promise.

thanks for pointing out the issues, I never thought about the pot treatment and I was really tempted by that aerogrow system...

well, time to go dig up some dirt!

this is one retro gadget I would have loved to have today... well, maybe with FM radio installed as well...

hey cool, ape lad's left handed, cool!

The Saddest Vader has no friends, because the Saddest Vader cannot dance. :(

Seriously, guys, it's not the "alternative" delivery system that's the answer, is the cigarette companies, they need to find a cure for all the health problems cigarettes cause, this is what they should do.

Maybe then, I'll be able to smoke again...

I think at this point Sony's learned their lesson about being complete dicks with proprietary technology, hell, they finally abandoned their ill conceived atrec(?) format...

God why is it so hard for Sony to continue to produce their sexy looking hardware without being absolute retards with their software?

Hmmm, the peeler knife would be something interesting to have, but I hope that peeler's designed for people with different peeling style.