@Michaelk: I'm going to get me a nice turnip in the country.

@Michaelk: I'm going to get me a nice turnip in the country.

#1

What brought that on? Yow.

@#8

And i suppose you'd rather pay taxes to god then, eh?

@#13 So you basically say "thats what she said" on the end of everything someone else says?

This is interesting! I've always wondered how they did the footage for all those documentaries I see all the time.

@#7

Who would've known mouth-eyes could be so offensive to people?

Oooo! I should've known Hawass was behind this from the headline. He is nothing but a gigantic moron.

That was great. Is there a collection somewhere on the internet of public domain stock footage anywhere? I'm making a "film" and I need some old nature scenes, from those old nature videos.

I once saw a sign at a KFC that said "WE CLUB OUR CHICKEN SANDWICHES"
The poor sandwiches. What did they ever do to you?

The profile of every woman's perfect boyfriend includes "embodiment of Verizon Wireless employees"? Women sure are strange.

Strider! You're everywhere!