@ Xeni: Russell was oddly understandable. It was the left-field jazz conversation and his puffy eyes that got me suspicious.

Jesus! How fucking stoned WERE you guys?

Okay...how stoned was Russell, anyway?

Please, please, PLEASE stop feeding Warren's ego by equating him with the late, great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Warren Ellis isn't fit to drink Hunter's used toilet water.

Transmetropolitan, while great, was one giant masturbatory, "I wish I were HST" fantasy.

Here's the direct link:

http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/places/regions-places/australia-and-oceania/newguinea-crocscars-pp.html

Too bad it's much ado about "meh."

I once microwaved a Pop-Tart for 5 minutes, mainly because I wasn't paying attention. I mean...how could anything heat up in 5 seconds? Anyhowways, when I discovered my error, it was too late: The Pop-Tart had become a puddle of charcoal, bonded to the plate.