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Bio: The 21st century is when everything changes.

iPhone screen Mysting over

August 23, 2008 7:17am

If you really hated Myst, then you may or may not enjoy the parody "Pyst" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyst
which for some god awful reason i actually owned in the 90's.

T

Man electrocutes pickle to demonstrate power of Christianity

July 18, 2008 7:09pm

This man has got to be high to dream up an analogy like this. Come on, who the hell sits at their kitchen table and says "you know dear this jar o' pickles is like a bunch o heathens, they ain't got no holy light". This brings me to one certainty Christianity + Meth equals electric pickles. hmmmm... electric pickles, that is a good name for a band.

T

HOWTO make a Tardis cake

June 24, 2008 9:13am

I agree, gravel quarries are the number one spot for Tardis sitings. Oh and the cake is amazing, i can imagine it vanishing just as i am about to cut it.

T

Dalek toy turned into roving surveillance bot

June 23, 2008 8:46am

An exceedingly fitting piece of kit!
Perhaps mps is developing these as roving cctv's with death rays!

T

Bushnell's Bigfoot contest

May 31, 2008 9:51am

It seems like the above posts are the preliminary script ideas for CSI: Bigfoot edition

T

Bushnell's Bigfoot contest

May 30, 2008 12:39pm

Exactly the question my friends, how do we verify the existence of this great ape creature in an age of extensive photo manipulation? I could craft a Bigfoot myself using today's software. Then there is the problem of accidentally shooting your neighbor who is dressed as chewy!
T

Danny Kaye's Outfox The Fox

May 26, 2008 2:54pm

Gadzooks!

Graphite sculptures you use as giant pencils

May 26, 2008 1:52pm

these have been around a while, yet they are still cool. Amazing
T

Own your own pulse jet-powered bicycle for just $650

May 20, 2008 11:25am

The Monty Python reference is much appreciated.
T

Neocube needs no mechanisms

April 29, 2008 4:06pm

neocube's need no mechanisms because on the moon mechanisms are not needed, isn't that right err?

Dial and wire overload: old English bomber control panels

April 29, 2008 4:56am

i would buy that.
T

Untitled 1

April 24, 2008 9:17pm

dude it's sooooooooooo deep the artist has made us create the post by commenting [ten minute pause] yeah we are the post man were all like one and stuff. [another long pause] yeah that's awesome, this post's makin' me hungry.

Oh and no i am not making fun of Jimh
to some extent he may be right...

Shoes are bad for your feet? Vindicating the barefoot set

April 24, 2008 10:49am

1stly
Takuan how does that make any sense at all.....

2ndly
Damn those look like gorilla feet, something that Cornelius from poa would wear when kicking back before a fire.

T

Samsung's Pebble MP3 players are quite zen

April 24, 2008 10:44am

Look up in the sky! Is it a rock, is it a grenade? no its flying death pebble MP3 [Thud]

Man finds unreleased Atari 2600 game at flea market

April 21, 2008 6:50pm

I appreciate this find, yet i firmly believe that "cabbage patch kids" and "boner" should never inhabit the same paragraph.
T

Coway's sonic dish-cleaning wand

April 16, 2008 11:27am

I wonder who thought about dish washing and decided "this could be more sonic", I personally prefer a sonic screwdriver.

Zoombak tracks dogs (or anything else) with aGPS

April 16, 2008 10:19am

Keep tabs on lassie, now we know what really happened at the well.
T

A long evening with Bawls' high-caffeine G33k B33r

April 14, 2008 1:57pm

Does not look appealing at all ii agree with kerry,
The Mana potions that think geek sells are infinitely more sexy. http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/drinks/a273/

T

'Balance' bathtub is a full mind/body experience

April 13, 2008 6:53pm

@Keitmo Ditto!
Beware the flush of death!!!!

ERROR ED-209: Why the SWORDS Were Pulled From Iraq

April 12, 2008 6:47pm

Swords will fucking cut you wide open!!!

Dick Cheney's shades reflect a strange being

April 10, 2008 5:23pm

Cheney = Darth vader
in three easy steps
1. is more machine than man.
2. serves a dark lord of the sith
3 shoots people in the face

Black Flag hair timeline

April 10, 2008 5:19pm

1978 looks so metal!

Bubba Lego-Tep: Bubba Ho-Tep + LEGO Mod for Doom 3

April 9, 2008 5:33pm

Yes, i know "outside the government beyond the police" and Russel T. Davies fantasy.

Mafia boss: seven rules for running a successful business

April 9, 2008 5:28pm

The Golden Rule: (Wheezy voice) don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

Bubba Lego-Tep: Bubba Ho-Tep + LEGO Mod for Doom 3

April 9, 2008 2:20pm

No, you are not alone. i definitely agree, the movie varies depending on exactly what reviewing it is when you re watch it. If that makes any sense.

Women's Royal Naval Service Wore Only Underwear to Crack Enigma

April 9, 2008 2:17pm

the 21st century is where everything changes.... um..right, Granny panties?

Record-Breaking "Kraken" Botnet Unleashed; Pour a 40 for Your Sysadmins

April 7, 2008 6:43pm

I like the nautical theme, I imagine CEO's with Ahab-esque attire being pulled down with their ships' by many tentacled arms. And yes i realize that Ahab is from Moby Dick.
Where is gandalf when you need him?

Jake von Slatt's video response to steampunk monologue

April 7, 2008 6:32pm

Not Funny. But Amusing.

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