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Sign advertising rabbit meat

April 25, 2008 1:43pm

But, really, how is this any different from the smilin' piggies on rib shacks?

Hmmm... I could really go for some BBQ right now. Sweet piggy goodness!

Ukulele Blitzkrieg Bop

April 25, 2008 1:09pm

It's a testament to the Ramones that the song rocks, even on ukulele.

Who really gives a shit about MP3s killing the album?

April 25, 2008 7:02am

"I can't really accept listening to a song out of the context of the album to which it belongs. I believe that albums should be listened to as complete works, not just anthologies of musical vignettes. "

Wow? Really? I can see preferring to listen to whole albums. But if you truly "can't really accept listening to a song out of the context of the album to which it belongs," you have some major issues to work through.


Order a doll of your Mii Wii

April 25, 2008 6:52am

Ugh! They're creepy enough on-screen. Way worse in physical form.

Ultimate Machine: flip a switch and a hand emerges and flips it back

April 24, 2008 5:33am

It needs a companion box that continually flips the switch back on.

Blaupunkt 'Brisbane' in-dash stereo leaves out the CD player

April 23, 2008 12:53pm

My Sony Xplode has USB, CD/MP3 disc, aux jack in, and an iPod connector.

That said, an onboard SD slot would be less obtrusive than a big-ass USB/SD connector sticking out.

25 minute composition: "The Most Unwanted Song"

April 17, 2008 12:45pm

Do not want.

(Oh, c'mon. Had to be said. Of course, I'm downloading it right now.)

Perfect length for a pop song: 2:42

April 17, 2008 11:28am

Replacements: Left of the Dial 3:44

Power On Self Test: Dali Coffee Cup

April 17, 2008 6:32am

Oh no. You've stumbled upon the vast global conspiracy. Coffee is indeed brown juice spat from Salvador Dali.

That's why you should be drinking tea instead.

Brickarms '08: new weapons for your bloodthirsty LEGO minifigs

April 16, 2008 6:28am

I'm not the kind of guy who gets off on weaponry.

And I *still* want to buy these!

I wonder how Stikfas hands compare to Lego hands, size-wise. I can't believe I haven't checked on that yet.

HOWTO divide a freezer-bag into individual servings before freezing

April 15, 2008 5:38am

I love and hate tips like these. Love 'em because they're so great. Hate 'em because I never, ever woulda thought of it.

Sharp/Willcom D4 UMPC is tiny, gorgeous, and runs Vista

April 14, 2008 5:52am

Poor Psion. So far ahead of their time.

I wonder if my Revo and Series 5 still work?

Bush wants to bring deadly livestock virus to heart of livestock country

April 11, 2008 2:00pm

Of course they're that stupid. What would lead anyone to think otherwise?

Going vegan looks better and better all the time. Too bad I love BBQ so.

Alligator stands on hind legs

April 7, 2008 10:15am

Just don't feed him after midnight.

Wooden brass knuckles

March 24, 2008 12:18pm

I'd want to bevel the edges on the holes a bit.

When Apple Fans Go Crazy

March 18, 2008 9:57am

You can diss my Mac all you want. Just leave the BeOS alone! And my Amiga!


Fingertip biometrics at Disney turnstiles: the Mouse does its bit for the police state

March 15, 2008 6:22am

Busch Gardens in Williamsburg is doing similar stunts. Theirs is a whole hand deal.

Funny, I don't remember being notified of their privacy policy when I bought the pass.

On the other hand, it's almost worth living in a police state for that awesome dive coaster of theirs. But you really do need to be in the front row, despite their claims.

Video: Pontiac Ad Gives Nod to Classic Spy Hunter

March 14, 2008 6:50am

Fun commercial!

Test drove a Pontiac once. Drove like a brick.

Record industry's 20 biggest, stupidest mistakes

March 13, 2008 5:46am

There's nothing wrong about the Monkees. They were a great band.

Cal State U forced to re-hire Quaker math teacher who inserted "non-violently" into loyalty oath

March 9, 2008 7:19am

"can be frequently improved with a bullet"

Hard to do with a single bullet. But if you line 'em up and have a rail gun...

Brickarms: Real-World Weapons for LEGO Minifigs

March 7, 2008 7:08am

I love that they call their little Islamic terrorists "bandits."

I want human-sized Lego weapons. (No, not really.)

Adorable moppet sings Beatles songs

February 22, 2008 5:53am

I hope he's paid the appropriate licensing fees for these performances.

TSA steals food from doctors' infant children

February 21, 2008 7:23am

And let's not forget that all they need to do is find a couple confederates in order to bring in an arbitrarily large amount.

Which is sadder? TSA or its apologists?

Privacy urinals

February 20, 2008 12:16pm

When Mr. Happy is hesitant to do his thing, just multiply 2 or 3 digit numbers in your head. Distracts you just enough to get things going.

Bedu: Emergency Shelter in a Barrel

February 20, 2008 5:52am

Sounds like you need an OLPC XO-1 with the hand-charger.

Rules for keeping fans involved in your sf movie, book, comic, etc

February 19, 2008 6:04pm

Boy, I used to hate inconsistencies, but then I realized that I was reading fiction.

Home-made pyramid-shaped electric vehicle

February 19, 2008 11:42am

I don't know which I like more: The boombox-based stereo system or the hair-dryer-based heating system.

Video: Clip from "Ikarie XB 1," Czechoslovakian Space Noir (1963)

January 25, 2008 10:00am

I didn't find the dialog any more political than most episodes of Star Trek.

"Brugo" Mug Cools Coffee One Sip at a Time

January 25, 2008 9:26am

That's why you keep most of your tea safe in the teapot while doling out small amounts into your teacup.

History of trepanation

January 24, 2008 10:39am

I need trepanation like I need a hole in my...

Never mind.

Cloverfield's visual gaffe -- stuff movie sf usually gets wrong

January 24, 2008 6:12am

The day I can't enjoy a frickin' monster movie because I think it put frickin' quote marks in the wrong place is the day I blow my own frickin' head off.

Wubi: Install Ubuntu on Windows like installing an app

January 21, 2008 10:08am

Hey! just like BeOS PE!

Etch-A-Sketch Wired Displays on TV

January 21, 2008 6:48am

So, the point of this post was what?

Paper airplane to be launched from International Space Station

January 18, 2008 5:38am

Yes, of course, any fun and whimsy invalidates everything NASA does.

Papercraft tabletop monster combat strategy game

January 18, 2008 5:22am

Ah, I was expecting monsters, not bugs.

Diagramming the Preamble to the US Constitution.

January 17, 2008 10:30am

We need to modify that diagram to conform with God's standards.

The Macbook Air is Not a Sub-Notebook

January 16, 2008 7:28am

Footprint matters. Especially on a plane, in coach.

HOWTO Make a magic fireball (flaming oily rag) -- UPDATED

January 15, 2008 5:45am

Next you'll be posting this one:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1036116/cooking_with_tom/

(Which is mine, but pertinent to the discussion. Maybe.)

Clive Thompson on the Death of Audiophilia

January 7, 2008 5:53am

A hook is a hook, no matter the small (the bitrate).

Starry Night Bed Lacking Only a Toilet

January 7, 2008 5:30am

I have a snoring sensor. It's called my wife.

And my electric blanket was $40.

Perry Bible Fellowship webcomic book does good!

January 6, 2008 4:17pm

Love the book. Wanted to give it to my brother, but couldn't bear to part with it.

Coin jar calculator

December 31, 2007 4:37pm

Is the distribution of change in a jar homogeneous? Or would the smaller coins fall to the bottom with agitation?

Foxtrot takes a swipe at the DMCA

December 30, 2007 11:15am

Except didn't the RIAA just claim that ripping your own CDs is illegal?

I'd like to see that get more play. It might actually get the public to give a damn.

Stephen Fry on Electric Toothbrushes

December 27, 2007 6:05am

I, too, love my electric toothbrush.
(Although it's not as fancy as Fry's.)

More glitter gifs from Mitch O'Connell and Colleen Fry

December 20, 2007 4:02pm

Can we have the goatse post back instead?

Wax cylinder xmas music MP3s

December 18, 2007 7:57am

Franko, you rock. Thanks.

But now my wife is really gonna kill me. I've been playing digitized vinyl the past couple weeks and she's already annoyed at the sound quality. What's she gonna say about wax cylinders?

Video: The Paradox of Choice, or Why Apple Only Sells Four Computers

December 11, 2007 7:29am

That's why I confine my browsing to AOL and MSN.

And just stick with what CNN and Fox News tell me.

(Some of us actually enjoy comparing feature sets.)

Ceci n'est pas un turkey.

November 20, 2007 11:04am

This one doesn't really look like a turkey.

Droid Sans Mono, a sweet monospace font

November 16, 2007 6:05am

My favorite coding font is Ti92Pluspc. Slashed zeros and a clear difference between the number one and a lower-case L make it a winner. It's part of a TI-89/92 emulator, I think.

SomaFM's holiday music channel is now live

November 13, 2007 4:10pm

I can see I'm gonna be spending some time on your site.

You can follow my profile link to get some versions I can guarantee you don't have, nor probably want. :)

SomaFM's holiday music channel is now live

November 12, 2007 6:04pm

falalalala: "current Christmas count is 7579 on the server"

Sweet! You win! And the next time my wife complains that I'm buying too much xmas music, I'll mention you.

SomaFM's holiday music channel is now live

November 12, 2007 1:05pm

Don't forget to provide a little financial support, if you like listening to the station.

Of course, it makes me have to choose between soma and the 586 xmas songs on the home server. (If only those 11 CDs I ordered would arrive.)

Brain bag

November 1, 2007 9:48am

I was thinking small intestines.

Finnish folk band find a rude airport welcome

October 29, 2007 12:20pm

Imagine if it was the Leningrad Cowboys.

Dumb lawyers and Flash screw up "No to Knives" campaign

October 26, 2007 5:31am

Maybe they should get help with their terms and conditions page from those fine folks at Dozier Internet Law, P.C.?

Elegant fish-mouthed ashtray

October 22, 2007 5:18pm

Well, that's better than the misogynistic ones I've been seeing on Gizmodo lately.

Led Zep says "oh fine ALRIGHT" to digital music sales

October 18, 2007 12:29pm

So, is there this whole mass of people who love Led Zep, but don't already have CDs? Maybe there is. I dunno.

I have the same question about the Beatles.

Law-firm: copyright prohibits "view source" on our page

October 17, 2007 9:05am

Actually, to their credit, they do have a page about copyright infringement that never once calls it theft.

Of course, I can't link to it without their permission. :)

My actual favorite parts are:

1) You can't use their name, you can't link to them, and search engines are not allowed to index their site. So how is anyone supposed to find them?

2) They prohibit search engines from indexing the site, but their robots.txt file only disallows a few sub-directories, none of which include their actual content pages. The tech is there to accomplish their desire, but they don't know enough to use it.

Law-firm: copyright prohibits "view source" on our page

October 17, 2007 8:13am

Oops! My mistake. I was looking at the Inventor site, not the law firm.

Law-firm: copyright prohibits "view source" on our page

October 17, 2007 8:12am

Looks like they already changed it. They still prohibit links and unauthorized references.

In any case, it's really bad HTML. All layout done via tables. All formatting embedded in tags, with no stylesheet in sight. They don't close off their paragraph tags. Hell, they don't even close off some of their table cells. Liberal use of non-breaking spaces to pad things out.

Truly awful.

Chumby ships to early orderers

October 17, 2007 8:01am

Needs to be plugged into the wall for power. Does WiFi for the networking. Costs less than $200. (Which would suggest much more than $50.

I want one real bad!

The Ramontures - Surf cover versions of Ramone songs

October 11, 2007 1:50pm

There's a second CD of them playing X tunes.

Similar stuff can be found at www.barracudamagazine.com

Revolution in Jesusland: building bridges between progressives and born-agains

October 5, 2007 1:32pm

I'll take evangelicals seriously when they start taking Russell's Teapot seriously.

Teapotarians like myself have suffered for far too long.

WtF Magazine (Welcome to Finland)

October 5, 2007 1:24pm

Looks like she's saying "WTF, it's so big!"

Just saying.

New GOP logo is funny

October 5, 2007 11:41am

I keep seeing the red 2008 as a penis.

I don't want to, but that's just what comes to mind.

Differences between 1963 and 1991 editions of Richard Scarry kids' book

October 1, 2007 5:13pm

"seems to result in the socially graceless, self-centered kids with the enormous senses of entitlement you and I run into every day"

Well, I don't actually run into the President all that often, but I know what you mean.

1869 MIT entrance exam

September 27, 2007 5:27pm

We didn't even get to use zeros and ones. We had to use Os and lower-case Ls.

1869 MIT entrance exam

September 27, 2007 5:07pm

I would have been able to do the math parts easily at that age.

And I was certainly not MIT material.
(I know because they told me so.)

Lame Graffiti Train Model Simulates Creativity for Non-Creatives

September 27, 2007 7:36am

I'd do it myself, but it's so damn hard holding those teeny tiny spray paint cans.

Guy who auto-uploaded pix of self turns in hot Mac

September 27, 2007 6:52am

I took a quick look. You can upload photos to Flickr via email. So you could probably combine iAlertU with some AppleScript that kicks off the capture as email to Flickr.

Guy who auto-uploaded pix of self turns in hot Mac

September 27, 2007 6:41am

For Tub, this is close:
http://www.lifehacker.com/software/theft/hack-attack-turn-your-macbooks-isight-into-a-ftp-backed-up-security-camera-207605.php

I dunno if Flickr has a command line interface. Sadly, its uploader program isn't AppleScriptable.

Is it just me or does this guy look like a hung-over Henry Rollins?

List of the "World's Weirdest/Stupidest Conspiracy Theories"

September 25, 2007 5:00pm

Jews drink the blood and eat the flesh of Gentile children during Passover.

And this is where we get the phrase "Holy infant, so tender and mild."

Cops complaining about cops writing cops tickets

September 25, 2007 10:18am

Oh no, wait, it's okay:

"This is a site for officers getting traffic tickets that ANY normal civilian could get a warning on, verbal or written."

Taito's Japan-Only Paddle Controller for Nintendo DS

September 25, 2007 7:06am

Oh yeah! Tempest! I want both classic Tempest and a port of Tempest 2000 from the Jaguar. (I still regret selling mine.)

And then I want a roller-ball for Reactor!

Bad info-graphic: Ikea shopping hours chart

September 24, 2007 6:14pm

The confusion about Saturday open/close times doesn't matter. No one shops then.

I don't think anyone here is arguing that this is the optimal way to show the info. But it's posted as a confusing example and plenty of folks here don't find it at all confusing, given it's purpose.

Stop looking at it from an uber-geek perspective and pretend to be just a normal person. (That's not directed at a specific individual, just a general recommendation.) In other words "step outside yourself."

The chart is designed to show one thing, when it's busy. Normal people are just going to say, oh, it's really busy from 1 to 7 on Saturdays. They're not going to say, oh I wish this was three concentric circles synced to Internet time with the color intensity values mapped to mean customer density.

Bad info-graphic: Ikea shopping hours chart

September 24, 2007 3:57pm

I understand all the reasons that this is a technically bad info-graphic.

But, still, it made immediate sense to me. I know it shouldn't, but it did.

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