John, please seek help. Seriously. ;)

What a shame. I really did enjoy my SPOT Watch, while I paid for the service. Yes, it was a little large and rather heavy. But I was the first in the office to know about Anna Nicole's death as well as plenty of other miscellaneous news tidbits.

I'll miss having to "reboot" my watch when it crashes. *sniffles*

"despite his diminutive stature has triceps, biceps, calves and thighs that would make many a full-grown man blush."

I think Romeo may take exception to that. He is "full-grown." Just not "full-size." :)

Why in the hovering Christ is this posted in Boing Boing Gadgets?

Unless Ms. Crone does a follow-up review of the Purple Personal Pleasure Pod, I don't see the relevance.

What are it's emissions specs? Is it Mac compatible? What about DRM?

DOES IT BLEND?

;)

My wife and I actually wrapped up all of the family's Christmas gifts in fabric last year using these folding techniques. It went over really well and everyone was intrigued by our choice not to use paper wrapping.

Indeed, what a (to use your turn of phase) 'cock'.