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Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 11:08pm

"Sir Cadogan has a huge sword"

Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 10:36pm

all have their opportunity to aver or deny stemming from my question. Declare or be labelled coward and liar.

Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 10:18pm

could I make the extrapolation that no one here believes the people characterized as "Hispanic" are in any way, manner or wise "inferior" to any other peoples?

Floating staircase

May 12, 2008 9:56pm

Jung.... trying to remember... was it him,or perhaps Arthur Koestler?... someone who found a skull from the Great War in a pond on his family's property and set it on a pole... not Oliver Sacks?... because of the skull-bong thread

Teen in skimpy dress denied prom entrance

May 12, 2008 9:49pm

I wish I could know what was in her mind.

HOWTO handle a police-stop

May 12, 2008 9:42pm

traffic doesn't count

Floating staircase

May 12, 2008 9:40pm

spread a Celtic Cross for me then, Significator: Page of Wands.

Officer tries in vain to catch people fleeing from van

May 12, 2008 9:37pm

I'm not seeing anyone here at their best.

Unlike Meat-World, we can have do-overs here.

I found the video funny, especially with the sound track. Kinda miss Benny Hill.

Floating staircase

May 12, 2008 9:16pm

is a mono-molecular filament a good choice for a guard rail? It looks great but -

Fractal drawers

May 12, 2008 8:27pm

not necessarily. Sometimes I drop out of a tree.

Creepy slacks ad from 1970

May 12, 2008 8:21pm

it's good to see ads like this. It makes us realize how far we've come.

Fractal drawers

May 12, 2008 8:01pm

tres cool. Reminds me of "He Built A Crooked House" - either that or a BS Johnson.

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 11, 2008 11:32pm

aw jeez, tell me ya got help at least! Yah.... Elvis lives!

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May 11, 2008 11:23pm

my nephew perhaps?

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May 11, 2008 10:04pm

NO SURRENDER!

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 11, 2008 9:55pm

no, that is a result of the altar you keep in the sub-basement.

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 11, 2008 9:11pm

this is unquestionably true. One of the worst bargains one can make is trading sleep and life for money. After the work is done, the money is gone anyway and the mirror shows the contract was two for one.

Laptop thieves nabbed with help from Mac software

May 11, 2008 6:14pm

OK, a built-in taser would be difficult. How about molding C-4 into the case with a coded detonator?

Lightbulb that's burned for 107 years

May 11, 2008 6:12pm

I see the seed of a new religion here...

Batman in Vietnamese

May 11, 2008 4:08pm

ah, kanji, I see. Anything proto?

Batman in Vietnamese

May 11, 2008 3:52pm

what was the written script of Viet Nam prior to Romanization?

Thomas Disch reveals he is God, takes your questions

May 11, 2008 3:45pm

Disch you poser,don't make Me smite you. Yes. Me.

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 11, 2008 1:28pm

The Vietnamese story minds me of old KGB torture drugs. They injected prisoners with sedative/stimulant mixes so they could not sleep, nor sit still.

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 11, 2008 1:24pm

lots of digression,no puzzle solving....

Polyhedral dice for musicians

May 11, 2008 1:09pm

"The original orchestration called for 16 player pianos (pianolas) in four parts, 2 regular pianos, 3 xylophones, 7 electric bells, 3 propellers, siren, 4 bass drums, and 1 tam-tam. As it turned out, there was no way to keep so many pianolas synchronized, so early performances used a re-orchestration with 1 pianola and 10 pianos.

In 1953, Antheil wrote a shortened version for four pianos, four xylophones, two electric bells, two propellers, timpani, glockenspiel, and other percussion. The original orchestration was first realized in 1999, when the University of Massachusetts, Lowell Percussion Ensemble performed it using MIDI-controlled Disklaviers.[1]"

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 11, 2008 12:57pm

BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 11, 2008 12:26pm

my distaste for ignorant behaviour has nothing to do with fear of death save that these may not live long enough to learn.

Lightbulb that's burned for 107 years

May 11, 2008 12:17pm

$20(retail) for 2 1/2 years
http://www.aerolights.com/longlasting.asp

Hiphop/bluegrass mashup: Gangstagrass

May 11, 2008 12:10pm

grumpff, won't play

ever heard Luther Wright and The Wrongs do The Wall?

Polyhedral dice for musicians

May 11, 2008 12:07pm

Tenn-chan; try
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFWYSW4vfcA&feature=related

there is lots on the web for how-to, also try to watch Genghis Blues

Polyhedral dice for musicians

May 11, 2008 11:16am

you can still do it. It's just work.

Trophy head belt buckle

May 11, 2008 10:50am

only if the back is open

Polyhedral dice for musicians

May 11, 2008 10:47am

I'll look. It was mentioned here a moment or decade ago...

Lightbulb that's burned for 107 years

May 11, 2008 10:40am

apparently there's been a fair bit of LYING about LED long life.

Trophy head belt buckle

May 11, 2008 9:48am

that way lies madness. Next then, an actual codpiece. After that, ornamented condoms. Can you picture a Trojan stoat? (shudder!)

Laptop thieves nabbed with help from Mac software

May 11, 2008 9:31am

build in a taser

Polyhedral dice for musicians

May 11, 2008 6:35am

didn't I just read here recently that we are all born with perfect pitch?

SF fanzines prefigured blogs: Roger Ebert

May 11, 2008 6:33am

"never moon a werewolf"... I like that.

Kids' game adds 500-1000 words to its forbidden list every day

May 11, 2008 6:30am

http://www.jaffebros.com/lee/gulliver/contents.html

do take the trouble to read it all, it only takes a few minutes. It IS a requirement, you know.

SF fanzines prefigured blogs: Roger Ebert

May 11, 2008 6:10am

a very self evident truth

Untitled 1

May 10, 2008 10:38pm

* Tinel's Sign
Tinel's test is performed by tapping the median nerve along its course in the wrist. A positive test is found when this causes worsening of the tingling in the fingers when the nerve is tapped.

* Phalen's Sign
Phalen's test is done by pushing the back of your hands together for one minute. This compresses the carpal tunnel and is also positive when it causes the same symptoms you have been experiencing with your carpal tunnel syndrome.

Untitled 1

May 10, 2008 10:22pm

change hands

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 8:46pm

This day and age we're living in
Gives cause for apprehension
With speed and new invention
And things like fourth dimension.

Yet we get a trifle weary
With Mr. Einstein's theory.
So we must get down to earth at times
Relax relieve the tension

And no matter what the progress
Or what may yet be proved
The simple facts of life are such
They cannot be removed.]

You must remember this
A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by.

And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you."
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by.

Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date.
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate.
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny.

It's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die.
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

Oh yes, the world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by.

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 8:46pm

older than 1985....

you guys are great company, by the way

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May 10, 2008 8:35pm

ah, teaching then

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May 10, 2008 8:08pm

Dear Izzle:

"I firmly believe no evil is done by those who intend no evil, there is nothing to forgive."

now, are we going to solve these godsdamned puzzles!?

Web Zen: WTF? zen

May 10, 2008 8:00pm

another day

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 6:36pm

hell,hades, sheol,

Untitled 1

May 10, 2008 6:28pm

nope,I'm last

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 10, 2008 6:27pm

mmm, I'm inclined to think two zygotes fusing is far more likely than the myriad of changes needed for a No-Sleep (Tm) model human

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 5:59pm

ticket punchers, Maquis, controllers,

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 10, 2008 5:39pm

Russian docile foxes. One generation? And thus the dog was born? ONE generation. ONE.

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May 10, 2008 5:34pm

underground officers underground officers...

secret, subterranean, center of the earth corps(core), resistance, subway, tube, buried, dead,
spies,espionage, mine,miners,mining, dwarves,

NCO's,Lieutenants,captains,majors,colonels,generals,admirals
beadles, bailiffs,sheriffs, ......

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 10, 2008 4:52pm

Hang on now, "any species of mammal"? How do YOU know? Do whales sleep?

House passes bill that will let the RIAA take away your home for downloading music

May 10, 2008 4:50pm

In China, individual police can buy speed cameras and set up their own profit centers. For decades, Louisiana police could feather their nests with "drug asset" forfeiture laws (ie: any out-of-state car). Music piracy? Why not. "Citizen" means "meat cattle".

Maybe it is better to be on the other side of the fence.

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 4:30pm

I can understand that. Schizophrenia holds no mystery or fear for me.

I think I get upset with "retard" because the first image I see on hearing it is the face of a child, crushed.

I can tolerate and even enjoy outrageous cruelty directed at someone who has the will and option to strike back likewise.

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 10, 2008 4:26pm

6,000,000,000 chances; is that a lot? It is possible to quantify the odds on such a radical mutation. I have absolutely no credential to do such beyond observational experience. My instinct is "no", can anyone more qualified in solid training and learning tell me more?

Three-year-old boy has never slept; parents maintain 24-hour vigil

May 10, 2008 4:15pm

sleep science. Fund it we must.

Imagine enough time,money and talent put into it and imagine: never having insomnia again, always feeling rested on waking, being in control of one's circadian rhythm, dreaming on demand, no more nightmares, being able to put the kids really to bed, getting extra healing sleep when needed, not being woken up by the neighbour's dog or telephone solicitors, no dependency on sleep drugs, drinking coffee just for the taste.....

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 4:05pm

yeah, I was in that brawl. I firmly believe no evil is done by those who intend no evil, there is nothing to forgive.

Hiphop/bluegrass mashup: Gangstagrass

May 10, 2008 4:03pm

and not a bad story

what's your best?

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 3:57pm

a thorny gherkin? Is there anyone in your clan or tribe that is still hurt by it then?

Great tits cope well with warming

May 10, 2008 3:53pm

is this adequate excuse to reprise the Arrogant Worm's Assumption Song? (jest askin')

Hiphop/bluegrass mashup: Gangstagrass

May 10, 2008 3:40pm

I don't wanna be all, "I liked him before he was cool,"

Why on Earth not? What's wrong with justifiable pride in one's judgement and taste?

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 10, 2008 3:38pm

Arkizzle, my brother, I do not want to be a prickly pain in the ass (unintentionally) but that word so commonly used by so many in an innocent but careless way is a little barb into me every time I hear or see it. I know for these times it perhaps does not carry the same freight as fifty years ago. I had a neighbor with a son who was born with Down's Syndrome.

I can't tell any more. Does it still hurt? Can any reader out there confirm for me? Am I being foolish?

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May 10, 2008 1:36pm

go Antinous!


here's a comedy horror gimme

"my good ole Yiddish grannie's Dong's uncle, warm, but without the name"

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May 10, 2008 1:17pm

noble guitar fighter... sir, knight (night) earl, king , queen ----- axe, bass (base)Fender....warrior, knight, samurai,boxer,soldier......

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May 10, 2008 1:06pm

thought about that one, but "officers"?......war god....officer....war god..... obviously not an experienced enlisted soldier

ya might have it though Ark.

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 10, 2008 10:49am

anthrax spores survive for decades underground. When the two principal missions to recover the Great Pandemic flu genome were undertaken, there was fear and precautions before the digging.

International ferry terrorism search called off: they were just tourists

May 10, 2008 10:04am

"The petulance of the weak is not reasonable"

I detect evil.

Kids' game adds 500-1000 words to its forbidden list every day

May 10, 2008 9:23am

" I observed here and there many in the Habit of Servants, with a blown Bladder fastned like a Flail to the End of a short Stick, which they carried in their Hands. In each Bladder was a small Quantity of dried Pease, or little Pebbles, (as I was afterwards informed.) With these Bladders they now and then flapped the Mouths and Ears of those who stood near them, of which Practice I could not then conceive the Meaning. It seems the Minds of these People are so taken up with intense Speculations, that they neither can speak, nor attend to the Discourses of others, without being rouzed by some external Taction upon the Organs of Speech and Hearing; for which Reason those Persons who are able to afford it always keep a Flapper (the Original is Climenole) in their Family, as one of their Domesticks; nor ever walk abroad or make Visits without him. And the Business of this Officer is, when two or more Persons are in Company, gently to strike with his Bladder the Mouth of him who is to speak, and the right Ear of him or them to whom the Speaker addresses himself. This Flapper is likewise employed diligently to attend his Master in his Walks, and upon Occasion to give him a soft Flap on his Eyes; because he is always so wrapped up in Cogitation, that he is in manifest Danger of falling down every Precipice, and bouncing his Head against every Post; and in the Streets, of jostling others, or being jostled himself into the Kennel."

Trophy head belt buckle

May 10, 2008 9:18am

an excellent idea. As the evening wears on and the drinks multiply, all the males could gather in the center of the room and with hands clasped behind their backs, vie for who gets to go home with the doe.

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May 9, 2008 11:30pm

Invisible Agent. And don't call me sensei. I carried that long enough, earned and undeserved.

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 9, 2008 11:29pm

then be flash frozen and shaken to dust,or wrapped unenbalmed and buried under a cemetery garden tree.

Or not to worry about this shit since it is highly inappropriate and a waste of good living time to be concerned with the clownish antics of grieving monkeys.

Live. Now. If your organs benefit others, good. But a 17 year old has no business dealing with such. Morbid posing is best left to those that have spawned.

Massive guitar for sale

May 9, 2008 11:20pm

why isn't it playable? Says who? I have a favorite Henry Moore bronze I visit and hammer out tunes on.

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 9, 2008 11:12pm

the crime lies in the failures of the parents of these, as well as in the social web that let the failure happen. That does not excuse the grave robbers. They deserve being made to understand the harm they have done. As to graves; each to their own, but I feel that cremation and scattering of ashes makes the whole world holy and therefore deserving of the respect of all.

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May 9, 2008 10:59pm

hey,he's got to eat too

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 9, 2008 10:57pm

because you are an innocent child. That is not the crime here, these were children too.

Pre-Revolutionary Cuban advertisement art

May 9, 2008 10:29pm

I've heard of "Superman versus the Mole Men"

Teens desecrate grave to make pot pipe from skull

May 9, 2008 10:18pm

eleven years only? 1921? Oh that home "schooling" (one should never let one's schooling interfere with one's education) has much to answer for. It's a stretch, and a year late and at that latitude no real risk, but to be knocking on a demon's door even vaguely...
"As I went out through Dublin City
At the hour of twelve o'clock at night
Who should I see but a Spanish lady
Washing her feet by candle light"

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May 9, 2008 10:13pm

that was a freebie to make you feel better

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May 9, 2008 9:58pm

old address list

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May 9, 2008 9:51pm

SF film
"different nations"

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May 9, 2008 9:37pm

mmm, seems like a nice place..... lessee...

The lost NY Times steampunk feature

May 9, 2008 9:25pm

"The division of labor in lumber camps led to several specialized jobs on logging crews - such as whistle punk, chaser, and high climber. The whistle punk's job was to sound a whistle as a signal to the yarder operator controlling the movement of logs and act as a safety lookout, and a good whistle punk had to be alert and think fast as the safety of the others depended on him. The high climber (also known as a tree topper) used iron climbing hooks and rope to ascend a tall tree in the landing area of the logging site, where he would chop off limbs as he climbed, chop off the top of the tree, and finally attach pulleys and rigging to the tree so it could be used as a spar so logs could be skidded into the landing. High climbers and whistle punks were both phased out in the 1960s to early 1970s when portable steel towers replaced spar trees and radio equipment replaced steam whistles for communication"

"Steam donkeys acquired their name from the animals they replaced. They were classified by their type (simplex, duplex, logging engine, 3-drum, 2-drum, etc.) and their different uses (high-lead yarder, ground-lead yarder, roader, snubber, incline hoist, etc.)

A steam donkey comprised at least one powered winch around which was wound hemp rope or (later) steel cable, and usually a boiler. They were usually equipped with skids, or sleds made from logs, to aid them during transit from one "setting" to the next. The larger steam donkeys often had a "donkey house" (a makeshift shelter for the crew) built either on the skids or as a separate structure. Usually a water tank, and sometimes a fuel oil tank was mounted on the back of the sled. In rare cases, steam donkeys were also mounted on wheels. Later steam donkeys were built with multiple horizontally-mounted drums/spools, on which were wound heavy steel cable instead of the original rope."

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May 9, 2008 8:36pm

passed out face down on a hydrothermal vent again.

Lightbulb that's burned for 107 years

May 9, 2008 8:20pm

I love the look of the bulb. You can get modern revival specimens if you wish, but of course they will not last as long....now why do I flash on Gyro Gearloose?

Camera shop offers customer bribe to remove bad Amazon review

May 9, 2008 8:14pm

just resting my eye

Faux skylights and windows

May 8, 2008 9:46pm

am I not always with you?

Faux skylights and windows

May 8, 2008 9:38pm

ah so Sister,you like Jeff's stuff? I had the fortune to attend his studio once.


I remember slow glass too -or foremember....

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 8, 2008 8:31pm

the CCPIRDB? Needs work.

Real time is fine for those time-binding,sky-looking mammals. We of the chthonic persuasion can't be having with that linear, cause-effect rubbish. In my day (epoch), we made do with with trans-dimensional simultaneous awareness. Great, massive thoughts can't be turned like some nimble aircraft carrier.

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 8, 2008 7:41pm

unlike me, he is ashamed at not knowing how.

Plush roadkill animals

May 8, 2008 7:39pm

I think they are hilarious

HOWTO make a chili mister

May 7, 2008 10:30pm

Tenn-chan-sama

This is for all the lonely people
Thinking that life has passed them by
Don't give up
Until you drink from the silver cup
And ride that highway in the sky

This is for all the single people
Thinking that life has left them dry
Don't give up
Until you drink from the silver cup
You never know until you try

Well, I'm on my way
Yes, I'm back to stay
Well, I'm on my way back home

This is for all the lonely people
Thinking that life has passed them by
Don't give up
Until you drink from the silver cup
She'll never take you down or
Never give you up
You'll never know until you try

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May 7, 2008 10:06pm

you are not lost. your confusion is an illusion

HOWTO make a chili mister

May 7, 2008 9:59pm

grizzlies, browns, blacks and the odd Spirit bear are known to return to a bear spray site and roll in it. Truth.

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May 7, 2008 9:34pm

Mou takusan desu.

Any language has nuance. Try misusing tu and vous. Or "bro", etc. etc. etc.

Your words are scalpel, hammer, blasphemy, caress and sacred oath. My example is contemptible and cautionary. Be better than me. It's easy and takes work.

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May 7, 2008 9:28pm

one of my most favorite aphorisms is: "I'm not so stupid you can call me sensei"

Real poop behind 2G1C, US obscenity law, and 'net security.

May 7, 2008 9:25pm

WHAT IN HELL IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY?

nothing new. Just pay attention to the good stuff, the other isn't important nor is it going away.

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May 7, 2008 9:07pm

Tenn-chan;

do you understand what "takusan" means, both literally and in connotation? If you intend the diminutive, them: Tak(u)-san. "Takuchan" would be the affectionate diminutive, though familiarity of contempt could be implicative if the contrasting of relative social seniority and rank were deliberately intended. Please investigate and learn the uses of "san", "sama", "chan" and "kun". Also, "takusan" as a adjective.

I encourage this learning since you may deal with Japanese one day. I myself am unreachable save by large sums of money or threats of death (and maybe a little love - but only a little).

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May 7, 2008 8:13pm

all too complicated. Let me eat his liver and end this.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 7, 2008 8:02pm

"Her name is the Latinized form of the Greek Ανδρομέδη (Andromēde). The etymology of the name is "to think of a man," from ανδρός (andros) "man" combined with μήδομαι (mēdomai) "to think, to be mindful of."

well done

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 7, 2008 6:55pm

Dear Terry

Oldest reason in the book: It's fun.

Some like it. I suspect it's tolerated because there is a streak in all that gratifies when "the government" does it.

If you live in a democracy and your government tortures, you are a torturer. This is not one of those grey issues where disapproval registers as a moral pass on culpability.

I really wonder how many torture supporters understand that they have now condemned their own nation's captured soldiers to torture? Or understand as civilians abroad they now no longer have that protection? Or conceive that their own government may one day see it necessary to tie them to the slab?

Utter, total fools.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 7, 2008 12:01am

I am wracked with guilt. Surely, as I go to slumber now, my evil conscience will grant no rest. Ashita.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:49pm

work it from both ends

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:39pm

yes, a person,or god, may have multiple daughters, who are to each, sisters

Ontario bakery succeeds with honor payment system

May 6, 2008 11:36pm

honor systems give people a chance to feel good about themselves - and others. Why are they not subsidized and encouraged by governments?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:29pm

where is that young one Tenn? I need to check if the modern game Metal Gear's Ray is derived from Murray Leinster's Wabbler of 1942.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:22pm

and nice work Sister, all I Rasta-manned on was "herb"

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:20pm

it's your field

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 11:19pm

I once corresponded with a man in agonies of guilt over the meteorology he performed to ensure cruise missile accuracy. I've also worked along side those who's hands were red with innocents and never exhibited symptoms or concern.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:11pm

Antinious, explain why you have not solved mine yet. Is it a deliberate slight?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 11:07pm

redundant,everyone knows I'm creepy

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 10:57pm

what changed in the mind and brain of concentration camp survivors? Many mention how something happened inside as a result of living under the certainty that their lives could be extinguished summarily at any time.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 10:25pm

filth sluicing break, please to be the standing of by

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 10:20pm

still movies and not books?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 10:11pm

you mean #3?

geek Slang.
–noun
1. a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly intellectual.
2. a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as self-reference, but often considered offensive when used by outsiders.)
3. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.
[Origin: 1915- 20; prob. var. of geck (mainly Scots) fool

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 10:10pm

"A black firefighter who was served dog food in his spaghetti by fellow firefighters will be paid more than $2.7 million to settle a lawsuit alleging racial harassment within the Los Angeles Fire Department.

The award, approved on an 11-1 vote Wednesday by the Los Angeles City Council, is the latest in a recent string of settlements of lawsuits by firefighters claiming discrimination and harassment and retaliation against those who complain. "

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 10:08pm

"Unfortunately, in their attempt to correct past issues, the local City of Richmond has been a blatant example of sexist/racist discrimination. They recently announced that they would only hire white males for their fire department if they could not fill all of their vacancies with women or minorities. At they most recent firefighting test that I was at, I did not see one candidate that wasn’t a white male. Not one. Of the six hundred or so candidates that routinely apply to local departments, I would venture to guess that there are less than 50 that aren’t white males. In response to this, Richmond stated that they would be willing to pay for the training of non-white male candidates if need be."

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 10:06pm


"Still fighting Jim Crow segregation
Black firefighters’ legacy of struggle
By Gloria La Riva
A shocking incident in 1987 exposed to the San Francisco public what Black firefighters in the city had always known. Racism in the virtually all-white fire department was vicious and pervasive.

The incident emboldened the Black firefighters of San Francisco to continue their fight for affirmative action. That struggle led to a historic 1988 court order, which resulted in a major increase in hiring and advancement of Black firefighters, other people of color and women.

It was a battle replicated in nearly every major city of the United States. Black firefighters’ experiences of unmitigated racism and white-only hiring policies endured far longer than in virtually any other industry or institution in the country."

Photo from the Paris Catacombs

May 6, 2008 10:03pm

we need a new memento mori icon suitable for the digital age....

Boing Boing t-shirts by Coop: still some left!

May 6, 2008 9:58pm

sex·ism Audio Help /ˈsɛksɪzəm/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sek-siz-uhm] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. attitudes or behavior based on traditional stereotypes of sexual roles.
2. discrimination or devaluation based on a person's sex, as in restricted job opportunities; esp., such discrimination directed against women.
[Origin: 1965–70; sex + -ism, on the model of racism]

any other help ya need, Danny,call me.

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 6, 2008 9:55pm

what happens to social workers caught in a system that routinely condemns children to ultimate neglect and death? Does it take longer than 60 days?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 9:51pm

SF film

"Varley's Wizard's mistress's son's son's daughter's sister's slayer's wife's stretch"

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 6, 2008 9:35pm

OK,OK, where the hell are we? Aside from Teresa's long ago(possible) poser, who has what currently outstanding? Gimme a minute, I'll compose one

Camera shop offers customer bribe to remove bad Amazon review

May 5, 2008 11:13pm

why would you put your email in your first post?

US patent judges aren't actually patent judges -- "catastrophic" mistake

May 5, 2008 11:07pm

and whenever a lot of money is involved, they ignore justice and even precedent and pass a new law

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 10:32pm

does Beijing think so? Perhaps the backward Burmese need saving from themselves?

a moment, I Engaged in Commerce today, ablutions peforce. Do entertain Antinous before he bursts.

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 5, 2008 10:29pm

"From that time, he has been groomed to be the best possible military leader that the government can make.In every encounter, he not only wins, but wins completely, something the military appreciates. The military tests and trains its students, most notably Ender, through games. Ender is the most successful student ever at Battle School. Ender trained relentlessly, and finds success when under the most emotional and social strain — when he is angry and isolated. the adults recognize this and capitalize on it — isolating and angering Ender as often as possible.When assigned to an army, Ender rises to the top of the leader board. From this point on, he was the one everyone compared themselves to. As training progresses, Ender becomes a commander of his own army, and wins handily again. He is the best strategist the school has ever seen."

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

May 5, 2008 10:25pm

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT!!!!

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 5, 2008 10:23pm

yeah, quite the brainwave

Camera shop offers customer bribe to remove bad Amazon review

May 5, 2008 10:20pm

"little thread I ever did see..."

no history beyond this item

Liar.

Paying for the London Underground with a dissolved, naked Oyster card

May 5, 2008 10:19pm

more and more, I see the need to insist on the right to pay cash for everything, everywhere.

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 10:18pm

something else I will point out to those that need it:

You are raped and imprisoned. Most of the world knows nothing of you.

You are just one.

Who will care about you?

Who will care about you?

Untitled 1

May 5, 2008 10:12pm

bloody mammals

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 10:07pm

do you have ANY IDEA how long it takes to regrow an eye?

Camera shop offers customer bribe to remove bad Amazon review

May 5, 2008 10:06pm

I also find it contemptible that a business competitor of Cameta posts here as "Nobody special",pretending to be a trolling Cameta owner to make them look even worse.

Confess; who DO you work for?

Never mind, it's all so tawdry.

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 9:54pm

not counting the springloaded you know what you sent me?

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 9:45pm

Regarding the Dalai Lama:

Some claim he is solely motivated by personal ego and gain. I have never met him. All I know of him is from second hand accounts, readings and various media. I am however convinced that any characterizations of him as an opportunist and con man are composed of the purest form of malicious shit.

Use the slightest bit of wit here. He is famous and popular throughout the world. Has been for decades.
Just how many rich and well intentioned fools are there in the West alone? If he wished money and power, why hasn't he done what every single false prophet and religious montebank has done EVERY SINGLE BLOODY TIME? He could be obscenely wealthy and have whatever sexual exploitation and primate wish fufillment fantasy ever imagined.

Instead he puts up with stupid shit thrown at him by paranoid communists and other idiots and keeps slugging.

Will, you are either being lazy or dishonest. It is not possible to be that mistaken honestly.

Amnesty UK's videos on China's human rights record and the Olympics

May 5, 2008 9:34pm

the Dalai Lama's "clique"

this is not the wording of an objective observer

Death of the D.C. Madam

May 5, 2008 9:10pm

Has anyone, anywhere, ever, even just once, seen a judge or politician come out in favour of decriminalizing prostitution and admitting to be a user? Just once? Ever?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 5, 2008 9:02pm

I hate you

Camera shop offers customer bribe to remove bad Amazon review

May 5, 2008 9:00pm

Honor and reputation are really very simple for a company. Unlike individuals, who must sometimes commit suicide, a company may recover its honor by simply spending some money.

All Cameta ever had to do is:
1. listen
2. accept responsibility.

The proper thing should have been to immediately apologize, rectify the situation, put their own house in order and then if needed,publish a larger public apology mentioning the bad review, telling the story, accepting responsibility and swearing before all the world to never let it happen again.

This is how reputations are (or were) built.

Asking the bad review be taken down is contemptible.

Homeland Security charter school will train tomorrow's prison guards

May 5, 2008 8:48pm

Too early, too young. This school concept would do more harm than benefit. It is a function of a society's wealth to extend childhood. This school would be perfectly normal in a third world country.
Is America going backwards?

This specialization closes doors in the name of developing narrow technique. How about Olympic athlete training schools? They have been done in Russia and China, they work.

Paying for the London Underground with a dissolved, naked Oyster card

May 5, 2008 4:33am

How good does the ID have to be when getting a card?
Perhaps it's become a fact of life that you must have several identities established, of varying levels of "authenticity"

Or if the privacy purpose is bigger than just you, put all the energy into a propaganda campaign to convince the general public that smart cards are costing them money. Then wait for the elected cowards to react. Assuming they still have elections.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 4, 2008 9:54pm

oh never mind, you read the classics

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 4, 2008 9:52pm

why was mine so easy??

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 4, 2008 9:40pm

got mine yet?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 4, 2008 9:20pm

think of them more as an arbitrary strait-jacket woven of razor wire and dipped in acid. "Rules" sounds vulgar.

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

May 4, 2008 8:54pm

"a whole mess of VC wanting to meet me real bad.."

that's "vacuous creationists"

HOWTO turn a plastic dollhouse into a faerie house

May 4, 2008 6:24pm

laburnum seeds? also toxic

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 4, 2008 3:55pm

"People say we need religion when what they really mean is we need police" HLM

Bike wheel consisting of spokes with shoes on the end

May 4, 2008 3:44pm

how do you know they won't use it to get to work every day?

HOWTO turn a plastic dollhouse into a faerie house

May 4, 2008 3:43pm

you forgot the doll headed singing frog

HOWTO turn a plastic dollhouse into a faerie house

May 4, 2008 1:53pm

seen a few like that (real houses)
Slightly Important Note: Catalpa seeds have some toxicity. Of course you have raised your children to not eat everything slower than themselves.(wish I had that luxury) However, their playmate's parents might not have. Consider materials used, especially if they mimic usual foodstuffs in shape or color.

Or you could just give your children to me....

Women report incubus attacks

May 4, 2008 9:49am

they ALWAYS call me stellar

Bike wheel consisting of spokes with shoes on the end

May 4, 2008 8:35am

well. looking for Tour de Fat links and steamroller photos took me to some silly site that had some stupid bicycle device that would store and filter water so poor, thirsty people wouldn't have to die like animals for no good reason at all. See? That's the kind of evil,boring time-wasting stuff that comes from posting links like this. I think we owe a debt of gratitude to all those that are willing to take time from their important days and set those irresponsible,uncreative louts that run this site straight.

Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!

May 4, 2008 8:12am

what's it matter? The judge can do whatever the hell he wants anyway.

Bike wheel consisting of spokes with shoes on the end

May 4, 2008 8:10am

now THAT is a GREAT idea!


I want a foot-wheel unicycle, but each spoke has to be a pneumatic ram so the vehicle actually skips as it rolls. Vertical stabilization could be be the same method they seem to have perfected for all those walking, hopping and uni-ball robots.

Women report incubus attacks

May 4, 2008 8:04am

Yes, yes that is it exactly. There is nothing to fear. (mwahahaha......)

Nightmarish Soviet playgrounds

May 4, 2008 12:21am

sorrow, not found

Google to HMOs: pay us and we'll defuse "Sicko"

May 3, 2008 11:35pm

#3 Oliva sure looks suspicious. Think it's malicious.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 3, 2008 11:30pm

SF Film
"following Julie and Greg's Washing common spin count"

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 3, 2008 11:24pm

we never kill the cute

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 3, 2008 10:40pm

science fiction film THIS time?

Bike wheel consisting of spokes with shoes on the end

May 3, 2008 10:27pm

whackamole or snowstorm?

Nightmarish Soviet playgrounds

May 3, 2008 8:14pm

I never realized it.... I have a talent for designing children's playgrounds.

Bike wheel consisting of spokes with shoes on the end

May 3, 2008 7:57pm

Fun bike! Now,please extend to walking steamroller
The drum should be at least a yard diameter and ten feet wide. Use clown shoes. People will be lining up to lie down under it!

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

May 2, 2008 11:43pm

oh dear, I'll have to beg off, I think the spirochetes are winning today. I also actually have a Commitment tomorrow (not mine this time). Pity, sounds like it would be fun. Ta.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 11:29pm

sorry, I'll tear the head off a few extra virgins next time

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

May 2, 2008 11:24pm

sounds lovely.....ah yewf! I remember my own First Outgoing of the Dread Portal. We all wore just a thick coat of mucous of course......

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

May 2, 2008 11:16pm

very nice! You, ah WILL be wearing something in addition to the mask? (Kids these days,I don't know....)

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 11:13pm

something wave, tide, gravity.....

Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him

May 2, 2008 11:07pm

Sphinx or Rex

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 10:51pm

too indirect?

Archivists to Oregon: your laws aren't copyrighted, so there!

May 2, 2008 10:48pm

just do what everyone else does and lie, cheat and steal. Either that or grossly overbuild it. Really grossly. Be the first with laser brake lights.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 10:31pm

D'OOOOOOHHOOHOOOOHHOOOOOOHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 10:15pm

why is aerogel so expensive? I want an aerogel chair, - or long hammocky thing with lots of holes..

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 10:13pm

next, the cubic yard of concrete,with hammer and chisel

Pictures of guys in clubs with spray tans

May 2, 2008 10:11pm

homework all done?

Women report incubus attacks

May 2, 2008 10:07pm

printed front and back?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 9:53pm

science fiction? "clear" = "bus"?? You got some 'splaning to do mister. (I thought Hedwig was good)

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 8:29pm

those who tolerate it

Rikki-tikki on landmine-sniffing duty

May 2, 2008 8:08pm

Instead of using innocent mongeese, could the organic element not be shareholders of land mine manufacturing companies?

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:05pm

yes,I suppose I could. But I would have to get naked, daub myself with ochre and blue mud and use a hammer made from the skull and femur of an enemy slain in single combat.

Women report incubus attacks

May 2, 2008 8:01pm

@30 ghosts have feelings too

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 8:00pm

I must confess I lack patience with people who have every advantage, every resource and every social tool possible - and still elect to work against the greater good. Ben Stein kills people. By feeding superstition and attacking science he directly kills the innocent by denying them stem cell research, birth control, vaccination and any number of things the fanatic get up to. He has no excuse save obstinacy.

DHS grounds air marshalls for having names similar to the no-fly list

May 2, 2008 7:56pm

not "ad cephalopodieum"?

DHS grounds air marshalls for having names similar to the no-fly list

May 2, 2008 7:10pm

TSA screening does nothing to prevent determined attack. The fact that no attack has taken place is not evidence the TSA accomplishes anything.

Some of us prefer to look at the overwhelming evidence of experience. You are contributing nothing new here.

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

May 2, 2008 5:41pm

promise you'll remember the little people?

Untitled 1

May 2, 2008 5:15pm

London will be a no-go zone in one year

"His campaign team kept him on a tight leash. He also gave up drinking for the duration of the campaign.

Even though he has proved that he is able enough to win a campaign, Johnson now has to convince doubters that he has got the skills to run London. His only management experience was at the Spectator, where he was an effective editor who delegated well. But, when the issue came up on the hustings, even Johnson struggled to pretend that this experience was comparable with administering a capital City."

DHS grounds air marshalls for having names similar to the no-fly list

May 2, 2008 5:00pm

Kementari,Kementari...."al-Kementari"? Check his pockets for sand!

Untitled 1

May 2, 2008 4:57pm

cheer up, at least they will soon be waterboarding street photographers

Defaced presidents on Flickr

May 2, 2008 4:27pm

drawing knockers on the Queen were we?

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 4:23pm

what, you haven't heard of homosexual seal penguin rape?

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 4:22pm

jiminy jillikers!

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 4:21pm

always thought it a magnificent schnooze

Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him

May 2, 2008 4:19pm

does Cory own a Mao hat?

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 4:18pm

current, not rated, science fiction film, director two credits "insufficiently clear" - snarky

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 4:08pm

just enough to starve a few dozen families

Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him

May 2, 2008 4:07pm

the izzle FTW!

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 3:19pm

PRETTY chart! best part is the leetle, teeny "you are here"

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 2:47pm

in two days a thirty eighth year anniversary comes;
I dedicate these lyrics to Ben Stein, speech writer for Richard Nixon

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drummin'.
Four dead in Ohio.

Gotta get down to it.
Soldiers are cutting us down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her and
Found her dead on the ground?
How can you run when you know?

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na.

Gotta get down to it.
Soldiers are cutting us down.
Should have been done long ago.
What if you knew her and
Found her dead on the ground?
How can you run when you know?

Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin'.
We're finally on our own.
This summer I hear the drummin'.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.
Four dead in Ohio.

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 2:34pm

(go on,I dare ya,I've got"jeepers!" locked and loaded)

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 2:32pm

ogling the youths does not constitute fascism

Untitled 1

May 2, 2008 2:20pm

for today's Misheard Lyrics Contest:

Red Rider's White Hot

I'll get you started:

Waiting by the shoreline;

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 2:16pm

ja,zat Leni...sigh

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 2:09pm

ja,not like ze Triumph of Der Will or der Birth Of Der Nation

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 1:46pm

none of you read the article.

The base price includes the poor person you put inside the box before "shaping it". See the hinges on the back? Sheesh.

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 11:36am

tetanus used to be called "lockjaw"

Online game teaches immigrant kids about rights of due process

May 2, 2008 11:35am

how do you feel about Hawaii?

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 11:26am

getting tetanus could be made fashionable. Like eating fugu, the closer to the edge before drawing back is a great excuse to charge more. "Oh dahling!, myh heels were positively touching the back of my head, donchewknow?"

Trader Joe's Cashew #4, a work of great fine art

May 2, 2008 11:24am

I take it then this is no hindrance to any packaged "food"?

Women report incubus attacks

May 2, 2008 11:23am

if you should here that little "clop" in the night emanating from the bathroom, there is no need to get up. You will surely not discover the toilet lid slightly up and there will be no glitter of eye peering from the slight crack. Further, there is no chance whatsoever of a sinuous tendril emerging alongside and making it's way across the floor to your bedside. Really.

Women report incubus attacks

May 2, 2008 11:18am

yes

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 11:17am

"I had hitherto seen only one side of the Academy, the other being appropriated to the Advancers of speculative Learning, of which I shall say something when I have Mentioned one illustrious Person more, who is called among them the universal Artist. He told us he had been thirty Years employing his Thoughts for the Improvement of human Life. He had two large Rooms full of wonderful Curiosities, and fifty Men at work. Some were condensing Air into a dry tangible Substance, by extracting the Nitre, and letting the Aqueous or fluid Particles percolate; others softening Marble for Pillows and Pincushions; others petrifying the Hoofs of a living Horse to preserve them from foundring. The Artist himself was at that time busy upon two great Designs; the first, to sow Land with Chaff, wherein he affirmed the true seminal Virtue to be contained, as he Demonstrated by several Experiments which I was not skilful enough to comprehend. The other was, by a certain Composition of Gums, Minerals, and Vegetables outwardly applied, to prevent the Growth of Wool upon two young Lambs; and he hoped in a reasonable Time to propagate the Breed of naked Sheep all over the Kingdom."

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 11:05am

“The basis on which good repute in any highly organized industrial community ultimately rests is pecuniary strength; and the means of showing pecuniary strength, and so of gaining or retaining a good name, are leisure and a conspicuous consumption of goods”

Thorstein Veblen quotes (American Economist, 1857-1929)

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 10:47am

"I said there was a Society of Men among us, bred up from their Youth in the Art of proving by Words multiplied for the Pleasure, that White is Black, and Black is White, according as they are paid. To this Society all the rest of the People are Slaves.

For Example, if my Neighbour hath a Mind to my Cow, he hires a Lawyer to prove that he ought to have my Cow from me. I must then hire another to defend my Right, it being against all Rules of Law that any Man should be allowed to speak for himself. Now in this Case, I who am the right Owner lie under two great Disadvantages. First, my Lawyer being practiced almost from his Cradle in defending Falshood; is quite out of his Element when he would be an Advocate for Justice, which as an Office unnatural, he always attempts with great Awkwardness if not with Ill-will. The second Disadvantage is, that my Lawyer must proceed with great Caution: Or else he will be reprimanded by the Judges, and abhorred by his Brethren, as one that would lessen the Practice of the Law."

US patent for common Mexican bean revoked

May 2, 2008 10:37am

sort of like Monsanto contained in one body

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 9:59am

bottom line: "Intelligent Design" means "I can't or won't do the work of understanding how things work"
Learning is hard. Faith is easy.

Little Brother launch tonight in Toronto!

May 2, 2008 9:52am

"I'm really happy to have finally met Cory in person"

Is it true about the horns?

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 9:45am

no,no this isn't "capitalism", it's "art". You get to wear a beret while you do it.

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to island

May 2, 2008 8:49am

Evidence teaches evolutionary biology at an unnamed university. His perverse sense of humour comes from an unfortunate religious childhood left far behind as well as the madness that comes to all who mark undergraduate essays.

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:46am

as you wish

HOWTO keep your laptop from being searched at the border (it's hard)

May 2, 2008 8:39am

Qu'on me donne six lignes écrites de la main du plus honnête homme, j'y trouverai de quoi le faire pendre. - le Cardinal de Richelieu

Gabe (of "Gabe and Max") takes on YouTubeTards

May 2, 2008 8:32am

to build social justice, start at the bottom with the most defenseless and powerless.

I wonder if we will soon see a world where the old are cast down by a flood of children.

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:30am

do they sell good taste,brains,judgement and style?

Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him

May 2, 2008 8:27am

Enzo Petito, separated at birth?

Gabe (of "Gabe and Max") takes on YouTubeTards

May 2, 2008 8:23am

gay people can fight back

Online game teaches immigrant kids about rights of due process

May 2, 2008 8:22am

is the warrantee expired?

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:19am

Dear Seyo

I wonder,could I ask you to consider that word choice?

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 8:17am

can I get a badge?: "I clickvoted crock of shit"

Online game teaches immigrant kids about rights of due process

May 2, 2008 8:10am

you're all immigrants, some just used the land-bridge

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:09am

Dear Marshall

excellent choice of words; "bourgeois, faux-ironic absurdity." Might I offer "naff"? I seldom get to use it so fittingly.

Droog's Do Hit Chair, complete with sledgehammer

May 2, 2008 8:05am

if they shipped it with a selection of hammers so you could delicately cold-form it.... maybe do a steel drum detail?

Wilford Brimley and the five cats who resemble him

May 2, 2008 7:57am

aw,not found

Baby drop ritual

May 2, 2008 7:52am

"The dog wets himself, curls in his tail, and becomes stiff and non-responsive (every muscle in him body is clinched as tight as can be). We love both reactions."??????!!!!!!!!

Ben Stein: "science leads you to killing people"

May 2, 2008 7:47am

he believes in money. He is a liar. He is a fool.

Documentary about women who collect fake babies

May 2, 2008 12:21am

Sleep my child and peace attend thee,
All through the night
Guardian E