@Jeff: not the virtual family. The character that I as thinking of was called "Nigel MacDonald".

Didn't Charles Stross do something like that in his novel "Halting State" ?

@KnowitallguyfromGizmodo: You're trolling right? I sussed you when you got to the if you like it so much why don't you go live there part. I should have been suspicious when you started with that "commie" nonsense.

Fail whale
Threadless or Thinkgeek Tshirts
Demotivator posters
Lolcats

Marker pens is a good idea, but they can be washed off, unlike this.

I assume that compared to lifetime sun exposure (think of all the sunburns that the average kid gets over the years), that the skin damage/cancer risk from this is negligible.

I wonder why it never caught on - was baby-swapping not such a big problem after all?

I wonder if they ever manage to rise above the Ground effect. If not, is it really flying?

"abnormal regeneration", like in the last Doctor Who?

@Bugs. If "there haven't been any post-IRA attacks on commuter trains" then what happened on 7 July 2005? 52 dead from bombs on trains and a bus.

X-Rays are not acceptable at commuter train stations since frequent exposure causes a very slight increase in cancer and birth defects. Going from airport screening (weekly for some frequent flyers) to commuter train station screening (daily for normal office workers) exposes orders of magnitude more people, orders of magnitude more frequently and the health implications just have not been thought through.

I don't want to see this kind of thing. Please.

So, Bruce Willis will play Homer Simpson in the live action movie.