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Andrew Kellett, "world's dumbest criminal," can't keep activities off YouTube
May 24, 2008 3:33am
Surveillance sign's Freudian slip
May 24, 2008 3:29am
That's good, my images of "possible faults" in their security systems are being shared with "security experts" for purposes of "independent analysis."
Plus I get a cut of what they "lift."
Sweet Black Jesus I Have Unboxed a Heineken BeerTender
March 4, 2008 8:46pm
I was thinking that it had a proper faucet, and was hoping some way would be figured out to adapt those kegs to homebrewing. It's one thing to rig up a kegerator in your kitchen (or living room) but quite another to have one that's all shiny and refined.
FBI hunted terrorists by checking falafel sales in San Francisco
November 6, 2007 10:53pm
By "San Francisco" do they include my island? Because I tell you, I eat a fair amount of falafel. Maybe enough to make me a terrorist.
I also put off trips to the barber, and wear a goatee, that on my unshaven days may look like a beard. Sweet christ, I am a threat to America! Or I at least look threatening enough to divert fears about actual threats!
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If you outlaw uploading evidence of crimes to youtube, only outlaw criminals will upload evidence of their crimes to youtube.
Does that even make sense?