How DARE you deviate from regular programming!
My teeth flew out of my mouth at the shock of not receiving my morning GADGET enema.

Now, I will have to go back to prunes.

Damn you!

Damn you!

Prunes!!!

I expected better from Brownlee.
Und er wiess GENAU warum.

The altered Cera photo looks like a little goblin.

Well, you know these tottering old bankers in their bowlers and monacles, they can hardly swipe their gnarled paws at a mouse without shattering one of their carpal bones. Also, monacle strain is a bitch.

The courts should go easy on her, there's no point in crying over spilt urine.

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That goes both ways.
I don't like Obama. He's a politician, nothing more, and he plays the game just as all the rest do. He talks about change, but that change is superficial, cosmetic.

But that doesn't mean that this woman is anything other that in over her head. You can see it in her eyes.

1up

Neither do they care about ethics.
Folks up here voted Ted Stevens into the race faster then the growth of his "allged" illegal gift list.

For the record, Mooseburger is delicious. So is moosemeatloaf. But not moose-smoothies or moose-hoof to the face.

TRVTH
What if she gets asked a stupid question by someone important? I mean, she's all...Tharn, man. Can't you see?

I live in Alaska and you cannot imagine just how much people love this woman up here.
They will just look at a video like that and immediately start to go off about the Libral-biased media, not paying any attention to a word she actually said, or failed to say.

Everyone here got about $3200 per person per household on Sept. 12th; some of it was a large Permanent Fund Dividend, the rest was an energy assistence thingy, cuz, you know, Venezuala offered some of the people freezing out in the tundra some heating oil but the five largest Native Corporations rejected it, and they are still freezing.

I watched as most people in Anchorage spent it on electronic devices that suck up more power...
I refuse that money, and I always will. It's Blood Money as far as I'm concerned.

Anyhoo, with thousands of dollars in their pockets, delievered fresh from Sarah Palin, none of these people are seeing any reason. Someone commented sarcastically that she is a candidate for the people. That's not a joke up here, man. They're all like this! Please help me!

Smart Crows. Okay. Super.
If, however, seagulls start showing signs of reasoning ability we will have to destroy them all.
Have you ever been attacked by dive-bombing white-washed evil incarnate?
I have.
Devil birds, I say.

Finally: WMD, found.

Oh Nos! My Pizza!

What about a nice rolled r?

rrrPod.
The mp3 device for cozy kittens everywhere.

Es ist OK, Wirst schon jemand finden.

Well...I think it sounds like the same damned person.
But aside from my personal opinion on the matter...let's say that it's a different person, just for a second. A different person at the same company.
Who the hell WAS the person that said it, and why are THEY not apologizing/getting fired?

Why hasn't this not been sacrificed to the great Customer Service Gods?

If I were to say something like that at any single one of the places I've worked, well, I'd be an asshole. Also, I would have been Fired. Fired, Fired, Fired.

Also, it's totally the same person.

Haven't chimps been caught making spears? Seems a fairly human-ish action to me.
Also, aren't humans very frequently caught making hot, sweet MONKEY love?

My family lives in Serbia. They're Hungarian and became Serbian back when Yugoslavia stole a border town on the edge of Serbia and Hungary. If this turns into an all out war my uncle will be drafted immediately into the army and forced to fight anyone who claims to be an enemy of Serbia. He loves america, speaks english very well, watches american TV shows and movies. Fight Club is his favorite. How sad will it be when some patrioticaly cranked-up yahoo goes over there and kills my uncle because he is one of these "criminals".

During the last conflict over there the bombings were very strategic and avoided places like Subotiza, that Hungarian town, because it had nothing to do with what the Serbs wanted. I wonder if George Bush will handle the situation with the same grace and sophistication...