All this crap about feminism, PETA, vegans etc. What really matters is that they employ a 19y.o. HOTTIE. She has to sit at the minors table though so you can't buy her drinks. Oregon shuns all things Victorian and repressed and allows for full nudity and ETOH, however there is absolutely no touching. If you're in PDX and looking for a real strip club with more steeze than Vegas get thee to Mary's Club.
The "vegan" food is poma frites, quesadillas and the 5 other crappy things required by the OLCC. It's not a highlight at all.
Enjoy the show, tip a dollar per song and quit bitching about all these non applicable trivialities.

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I agree! This is a load of crap. When you were ten do you remember your feet looking like these >40y.o. clodhoppers? Seriously, they might even be cadaverous...